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standard.deviant
May 17, 2012

Globally Indigent

Cactus Ghost posted:

i mean... a lack of awareness/avoidance is kinda definitionally what causes controlled flight into terrain, right? otherwise you get controlled flight away from terrain

Also CHUB is (was?) a flight planning tool used to identify obstacles and high terrain

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goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Cactus Ghost posted:

you're probably also being given drawings with tolerances that make sense for the parts and their interfaces though

funny story here, I hosed up the conversion from metric to imperial once and held parts to .0004 instead of .004

and no i work at a good shop where my manager only tears me a new butthole when I actually gently caress up (hell yeah)

Elviscat posted:

You would be shocked and amazed at some of the poo poo we get from suppliers. Fluid passages completely blocked by drill points, sharp burrs on every feature...

My recent favorite, a flat loving plate that looked like it had been machined using only a 1/2" end mill, out of flatness by 0.007", with "steps" in multiple locations, when asked WTF supplier said it was "impossible" to make the part flatter.

how in the gently caress do you gently caress up a flat surface? im a lathe guy but face mills exist. did someone try to use an end mill to face? that doesnt even make sense with the steps

also goddamned spot drill to your final chamfer then send the drill/tap in

holy poo poo apparently my shop is great, we would never consider sending a part in that shape

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Has anyone here been intercepted whilst flying? What's it like?

I've made the "This the US Air Force on guard..." call to some idiot dentist/doctor/lawyer busting a presidential TFR a couple of times. Usually they don't seem to realize you're talking to them, but then suddenly between radar sweeps they've managed to maneuver their Cessna onto the proper heading and you can practically hear the "Oh gently caress oh gently caress oh gently caress" as they start following directions promptly. I never actually had fighters and idiots on the same missions, sadly.

Jimong5
Oct 3, 2005

If history is to change, let it change! If the world is to be destroyed, so be it! If my fate is to be destroyed... I must simply laugh!!
Grimey Drawer

Cactus Ghost posted:

i mean... a lack of awareness/avoidance is kinda definitionally what causes controlled flight into terrain, right? otherwise you get controlled flight away from terrain

In my experience, most safety classes I've had to sit through are "don't drink gasoline, don't chew on hot wires" level of advice.

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

Jimong5 posted:

In my experience, most safety classes I've had to sit through are "don't drink gasoline, don't chew on hot wires" level of advice.

Don't judge my lifestyle.

CarForumPoster
Jun 26, 2013

⚡POWER⚡

goatsestretchgoals posted:

funny story here, I hosed up the conversion from metric to imperial once and held parts to .0004 instead of .004

and no i work at a good shop where my manager only tears me a new butthole when I actually gently caress up (hell yeah)

how in the gently caress do you gently caress up a flat surface? im a lathe guy but face mills exist. did someone try to use an end mill to face? that doesnt even make sense with the steps

also goddamned spot drill to your final chamfer then send the drill/tap in

holy poo poo apparently my shop is great, we would never consider sending a part in that shape

You can gently caress up flatness of an extruded/rolled plate by only lightly facing one side then machining all the bulk off the other side. This will unbalance the internal stresses, potato chipping it or bending it around the rolling direction.

Obvs it’s easy to detect .007 out of flat though.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

goatsestretchgoals posted:

funny story here, I hosed up the conversion from metric to imperial once and held parts to .0004 instead of .004

and no i work at a good shop where my manager only tears me a new butthole when I actually gently caress up (hell yeah)

how in the gently caress do you gently caress up a flat surface? im a lathe guy but face mills exist. did someone try to use an end mill to face? that doesnt even make sense with the steps

also goddamned spot drill to your final chamfer then send the drill/tap in

holy poo poo apparently my shop is great, we would never consider sending a part in that shape

They faced with an endmill, yeah, and must have had some really :flaccid: work or tool holding. We'll probably have our machine shop do it from now on, since those guys are awesome and their parts are always on spec, but it's kinda a waste of time. Apparently good machine shops with aerospace certs are hard to come by these days.

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

Godholio posted:

I've made the "This the US Air Force on guard..." call

Lack of a combination of fighters and idiots makes me picture an intercept in a C-5 or something equally ludicrous.

E: "This is a United States Air Force C-5 unarmed cargo craft on guard ..."

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Phanatic posted:

Jesus Christ, get it together.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...new-planes.html

Misdrilled holes on 50 MAXes at Spirit.

The good news is that it's a Spirit employee that noticed misdrilled holes and raised a red flag. The bad news is that, you know, it happened after *fifty aircraft* went past without anyone noticing.

What's going on? Employee turnover?

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg posted:

Lack of a combination of fighters and idiots makes me picture an intercept in a C-5 or something equally ludicrous.

E: "This is a United States Air Force C-5 unarmed cargo craft on guard ..."

Just imagine one pulling up next to then ahead of you though

Edit: or under. *plonk* "You have landed on a United States Air Force C-5 cargo craft on guard ..."

Potato Salad fucked around with this message at 15:56 on Feb 9, 2024

standard.deviant
May 17, 2012

Globally Indigent

Godholio posted:

I've made the "This the US Air Force on guard..." call to some idiot dentist/doctor/lawyer busting a presidential TFR a couple of times. Usually they don't seem to realize you're talking to them, but then suddenly between radar sweeps they've managed to maneuver their Cessna onto the proper heading and you can practically hear the "Oh gently caress oh gently caress oh gently caress" as they start following directions promptly. I never actually had fighters and idiots on the same missions, sadly.
How is that call addressed? I’ve been on the other side of “unidentified aircraft [range/alt/bearing] from US Navy Warship [name]” and without a datalink showing the ship it can be really hard to figure out from anything other than checking if anyone else is at your altitude.

(It was ok, once we figured out they meant us I sent them a message in mIRC to stop being weird and maybe query a transponder before making calls.)

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

So, the Army just up and canceled FARA, announced in a brief statement after close of business last night.

Looks like they’re putting more resources into drones plus more Blackhawks and Chinooks and upgrades for same. The V-280 program will continue.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Godholio posted:

I've made the "This the US Air Force on guard..." call to some idiot dentist/doctor/lawyer busting a presidential TFR a couple of times. Usually they don't seem to realize you're talking to them, but then suddenly between radar sweeps they've managed to maneuver their Cessna onto the proper heading and you can practically hear the "Oh gently caress oh gently caress oh gently caress" as they start following directions promptly. I never actually had fighters and idiots on the same missions, sadly.

I’ve heard this a couple dozen times, but I’ve also heard the “Cirrus aircraft ten miles north of Stuart you have been intercepted by an armed air defense fighter, turn north immediately” call, which tends to be even more attention-grabbing.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


has nobody thought to mount a marine foghorn on a weapon pod?

Full Collapse
Dec 4, 2002

I wonder if anyone has quit flying from the shame of being intercepted.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

There’s audio of a lot of intercepts on YouTube. For example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnAcI07SWMw

Volkova III
Jan 5, 2021
So what's going to replace the AH-64 now?

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Volkova III posted:

So what's going to replace the AH-64 now?

Yet another Cheyenne/Commanche/whatever development program that is canceled after at most a few prototypes.

The Apache, Blackhawk, and Chinook will be the Army’s B-52H, and fly for a century before being replaced by Terminator HKs being flown by AI.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Volkova III posted:

So what's going to replace the AH-64 now?

Let me tell you about the AH-64E Version 6.5…

In seriousness brand new AH-64s will roll off production lines into the late 2020s and then fly for decades. The advent of JAGM-MR lets Apaches reach out twice compared to Hellfires and air launched effects (the army-rear end name for launching little drones that range from jammers to attackers to ISR from helicopters and trucks) all combine to make a new helicopter that’s expensive, somewhat lower detection profile, but much faster less appealing.

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

I wouldn't be the slightest suprised if Drones don't eventually end up taking over from manned Attack Helicopters in that role.

In fact I'd be amazed if they didn't.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

lol i forgot that the army names all its helicopters after people they genocided

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Elviscat posted:

They faced with an endmill, yeah, and must have had some really :flaccid: work or tool holding. We'll probably have our machine shop do it from now on, since those guys are awesome and their parts are always on spec, but it's kinda a waste of time. Apparently good machine shops with aerospace certs are hard to come by these days.

They're probably just used to making things to Boeing spec, if you want Cessna precision you have to request it specifically.

Mortabis
Jul 8, 2010

I am stupid

mlmp08 posted:

Let me tell you about the AH-64E Version 6.5…

In seriousness brand new AH-64s will roll off production lines into the late 2020s and then fly for decades. The advent of JAGM-MR lets Apaches reach out twice compared to Hellfires and air launched effects (the army-rear end name for launching little drones that range from jammers to attackers to ISR from helicopters and trucks) all combine to make a new helicopter that’s expensive, somewhat lower detection profile, but much faster less appealing.

What do we use then to escort the much faster FLRAA?

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Mortabis posted:

What do we use then to escort the much faster FLRAA?

Mission planning and combined arms.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

hobbesmaster posted:

This must’ve been an interesting flight to be on.

https://twitter.com/eisnspotter/status/1754502436226564163?s=46

https://twitter.com/djdillon4_/status/1754489116731789604?s=46

https://twitter.com/petersimpson43/status/1754617718257406229?s=46

https://avherald.com/h?article=514936dd&opt=0

Kinda vague

I was initially wondering if there was a bird strike that damaged a VHF antenna or something hence being able to communicate with the fighter 1nm away on guard but not anyone on the ground.

(not my picture)

babyeatingpsychopath
Oct 28, 2000
Forum Veteran


I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Has anyone here been intercepted whilst flying? What's it like?

I wasn't intercepted specifically, but I was flying in a tight (1nm wide) corridor with Predator traffic off to one side and live weapons fire off to the other side and had some AH-64s toodle on up next to me and pace me for a bit. I mostly think it was helicopter guys having fun pacing a fixed-wing. I was in a C172, mind, so cruise speed around 110mph; the helicopters seemed not to mind so much.

No calls on the radio because I wasn't violating anything. Just, like, casually interceptedish.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
“gently caress! They better not have set this thing to 7500.”

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

babyeatingpsychopath posted:

I wasn't intercepted specifically, but I was flying in a tight (1nm wide) corridor with Predator traffic off to one side and live weapons fire off to the other side

We were taking off from our test range at Boscombe Downe one time and it was getting on towards dusk and we were right next to the artillery range where they were still doing live-fire and I was looking down out of the ramp and seeing shells impacting what looked like directly below us even thought it really wasn't and it was one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

babyeatingpsychopath posted:

I wasn't intercepted specifically, but I was flying in a tight (1nm wide) corridor with Predator traffic off to one side and live weapons fire off to the other side and had some AH-64s toodle on up next to me and pace me for a bit. I mostly think it was helicopter guys having fun pacing a fixed-wing. I was in a C172, mind, so cruise speed around 110mph; the helicopters seemed not to mind so much.

No calls on the radio because I wasn't violating anything. Just, like, casually interceptedish.

Just making you feel unwelcome.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg posted:

Lack of a combination of fighters and idiots makes me picture an intercept in a C-5 or something equally ludicrous.

E: "This is a United States Air Force C-5 unarmed cargo craft on guard ..."

This was about 15 years ago, so procedures have changed, but at the time there just weren't always fighters assigned. Depending on what ground facilities and radar coverage was available, we'd either send a controller to an ATC facility, or an AWACS might be tasked to absolute boredom.

I was sitting in a TRACON with a secret service agent, no fighters, but this guy was making phone calls to ensure the errant dentists were welcomed appropriately at their destination airfields.

Networking has progressed over the years (and honestly we had a lot of this capability back then but nobody used it) so a lot of this stuff is handled directly by EADS and WADS. If you've noticed, the audio from most of these events includes either the Huntress or Bigfoot callsigns.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Godholio posted:

This was about 15 years ago, so procedures have changed, but at the time there just weren't always fighters assigned. Depending on what ground facilities and radar coverage was available, we'd either send a controller to an ATC facility, or an AWACS might be tasked to absolute boredom.

I was sitting in a TRACON with a secret service agent, no fighters, but this guy was making phone calls to ensure the errant dentists were welcomed appropriately at their destination airfields.

Networking has progressed over the years (and honestly we had a lot of this capability back then but nobody used it) so a lot of this stuff is handled directly by EADS and WADS. If you've noticed, the audio from most of these events includes either the Huntress or Bigfoot callsigns.

For those that are not air battle managers or giant nerds that listen to ATC YouTube channels or (god forbid) raw radio transmissions, huntress is the eastern air defense sector’s callsign (Rome AFB) and Bigfoot is the west coast’s counterpart (McCord AFB).

“Radio hobbyists” compile lists that of all used callsigns transmitted in the clear (in CONUS that’ll always be the case when civilian ATC is involved). Here’s a giant one https://henney.com/chm/callsign.htm

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

hobbesmaster posted:

For those that are not air battle managers or giant nerds that listen to ATC YouTube channels or (god forbid) raw radio transmissions, huntress is the eastern air defense sector’s callsign (Rome AFB) and Bigfoot is the west coast’s counterpart (McCord AFB).

“Radio hobbyists” compile lists that of all used callsigns transmitted in the clear (in CONUS that’ll always be the case when civilian ATC is involved). Here’s a giant one https://henney.com/chm/callsign.htm

Some good ones there:

AMERICAN MUSCLE
GRUMPY
GUMBY
GUNSHY
HULA DANCER
MIGHTY BOLWEVIL
TOUGH GUY
TUXEDO PYRAMID

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

if my manager told me my radio callsign was AMERICAN MUSCLE i'd probably quit my job

now MIGHTY BOLWEVIL and TUXEDO PYRAMID i can get behind

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

The neat thing about being in the military is, once you've gotten that far, it's no longer voluntary.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

im not in the military

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Cactus Ghost posted:

if my manager told me my radio callsign was AMERICAN MUSCLE i'd probably quit my job

now MIGHTY BOLWEVIL and TUXEDO PYRAMID i can get behind

What about MOON FLOWER, or maybe CREAM CITY

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Cactus Ghost posted:

im not in the military

I see you've played good-reasons-to-join-the-military before

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.


That one can fly into any book with his C-130 pal POKEY too.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

I assume many of those are sort of one offs or training call signs. I haven’t seen a shall we say “frequency chart” anywhere.

The ANG/reserve location based ones are pretty fun. For example the C-130 squadrons at MSP use VIKING and PACKER.

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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

ahaha whoever did the avatar, well played

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