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Murdstone posted:
 All I can think of for when things go south
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Seriously. She found someone that actually knows what the hell they're doing with computers, if the kid doesn't gently caress up sales keep him for life
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the computer store also seems to be strictly retail, prebuilt stuff, no like repairing other people's computers or anything so he should be really well qualified and not a risk, just ironic
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MorningMoon posted:the computer store also seems to be strictly retail, prebuilt stuff, no like repairing other people's computers or anything so he should be really well qualified and not a risk, just ironic Given that he's on probation for making a computer virus, there's strong odds a condition of his parole is "don't you even think of touching a computing device"
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I'm really liking what a dork Rigby is. It kind of makes sense that, in a world of superheroes and supervillains, a telekinetic who just uses his powers to steal a hotdog when he's hungry or a suit when he wants to go party wouldn't stand out.
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Yeah, I kinda dig that he probably already grinded the theft he needs, so now he's just doing this for the big pay and/or shits and giggles. Kind of reminds me of Talking Gorilla that way "this is not hte first, nor the last time, i have to make a call as Spider-man"  
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Walk up the wall so I know that it's you. BTW, I know who you are. Yeah, real lack of critical thinking there Parker.
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I bet the guy was so short with him because he's had 875 calls already today, most of them from men who were breathing very heavily while they talked.
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Most of those were also Peter, forgetting how to use words.
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"If you know who I am, why didn't you call me?" "I didn't want you to know I know who you are until we met in person." "But your ad said you know who I am." "Well how else would I get you to call me?" "How do I know you really know who I am?" "Simple: you're Spider-Man." Thinking: drat HOW DOES HE KNOW   30 days later: "Peter, have you ever heard of 'adrenochrome'?"
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Spider-Sense:"I've been trying to warn him not to meet strangers on rooftops at midnight since he was fifteen years old. He's not going to start listening now."
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Murdstone posted:"If you know who I am, why didn't you call me?" 'Peter, I just got an email from Aunt May, do you know what 'YOSPOS BITHC' means?"
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This storyline ends with Spider-man finding the house of the wrestling forum mod who banned aunt may for being toxic
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Murdstone posted:30 days later: "Peter, have you ever heard of 'adrenochrome'?" It's 2004, so more like, "Peter, did you hear that Bush did 9/11?"
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It's definitely not a gag, there's no way someone could fake wanting to meet spider-man on top of a building
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Jerusalem posted:I bet the guy was so short with him because he's had 875 calls already today, most of them from men who were breathing very heavily while they talked. Telling Spidey to meet him by Wallcrawling does sort out the fakes.
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Peter, you work for a major Metropolitan Newspaper. You have been tasked to follow this guy around and get newsworthy stories about what he is doing. This is literally your job, you can just tell everybody!
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Yeah, whatever that plan may be Peter should just go "hey, Jonah, I followed Rigby around, no luck wiht Spider-man but then he almost shoplifted some jewelry just to show me he could and then explained a plan to take over the world" "is destroying spider-man part of it?" "well, yes, but" "let him get to that part and then we call Iron Man."    actually i guess any plan will seem unstoppable to Peter
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Who could foresee this?? Surely, not anyone with a brain. Nor anyone with some sort of extra sense for identifying dangers.
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He's the best there is at what he does, and what he does is in the thread title.
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I guess in the Newspaperverse, he technically could be the best there is in his line of work, also the worst there is, and the only one there is
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Jerusalem posted:Wait, since when does Rigby's telekinetic power grow stronger every day? He said it'd been getting stronger, and that's why he waited so long to reveal himself.
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Kantesu posted:He said it'd been getting stronger, and that's why he waited so long to reveal himself. I missed that, I've been ever stupider than Spider-Man! 
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My greatest foe...remembering I'm supposed to have normal strength for more than three seconds at a time!
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