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His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

this is why the gas pump handles here don't lock on

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ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib
Our pumps have well signposted e-stops.

Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー
I'm hoping that's just water, given her holding an open thermos in hand. Someone on the internet once mentioned that their local pumps have water dispensers that that look like the petrol ones, which strikes me as an absurd safety booboo, but I want to believe.

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

Unperson_47 posted:

The sound of a large, tightening rope cinching down is one of the most unsettling sounds of all time.

I had to retreat off a pretty hairy ice climb once because it started storming and visibility went to nothing and it was so cold that the rope/slings froze while we were setting up the rappell and I can still hear the sound of the ice on the rope cracking when i put weight on it.

Definitely thought I was dead for a few seconds until the rope stopped stretching

B-Rock452 fucked around with this message at 11:45 on Feb 9, 2024

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Non Compos Mentis posted:

where is the man with the comically large scissors to cut the ropes?

He died from hawser injury, buried in 20 separate Canadian milk bags (some of him was lost to seepage).

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Aaaaah get away from the loving line you gently caress.

Yeah, "Danger" indeed. Danger to the person behind the line when it snaps and whips back. Stand at the side if you have to, but not directly behind. Jfc.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

The ropes are constantly doing this as the ships move about at their mooring. Do you think they have a Rope Watcher who throws and alarm when the ropes get too tight and all the longshoreman go hide in the Hawser-Bunker?

I hope it's in the form of a big dance number.

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

redshirt posted:

I hope it's in the form of a big dance number.

Yes, it's a line dance

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Shits gettin real in Iceland:

https://i.imgur.com/mkBpspl.mp4

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

I know a guy who broke his spine doing pretty much exactly this maneuver. Has titanium rods in his spine now (one of which he has also got a crack in)

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


His Divine Shadow posted:

this is why the gas pump handles here don't lock on

This is also what the comically large red button that says "emergency shutoff" is for.

Autechresaint
Jan 25, 2012

I like to think the guy who comes out at the end is the machines mother scolding it to go home

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Bad Munki posted:

Just some nice taut hawsers for ya

https://i.imgur.com/pinQhlv.mp4



AAAAAAAA WHY ARE YOU STANDING THERE

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Non Compos Mentis posted:

where is the man with the comically large scissors to cut the ropes?

They use an axe whenever that actually has to happen.

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat

Mr. Nice! posted:

They use an axe whenever that actually has to happen.

Historical footage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a27YX-ToMM4&t=125s

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Bad Munki posted:

Just some nice taut hawsers for ya

https://i.imgur.com/pinQhlv.mp4

some powerful stupidity on display here

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

I'd have named it Fireland.

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Slugworth posted:

I'd have named it Fireland.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llabcP733AE

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
One of the fatal accidents at Disneyland was the result of when a clueless manager attempted to tie a mooring line from a moving ship onto a cleat. The line didn't snap, the dockside cleat sheared off and flew through the air into the crowd and fatally beaned a tourist on the head.
https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1999-mar-26-mn-21222-story.html
Cal/OSHA is an agency with teeth, so instead of being assessed a $2,000 slap on the wrist fine they were assessed a brutal $12,500 fine!

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiKSgH_szps

Yeah ropes under that much pressure is no joke

Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!

Watching this scene from Oregon after they lifted the self-pump ban, the people of New Jersey shake their heads and say "shame..."

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

holtemon posted:


Yeah ropes under that much pressure is no joke

:gizz:

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/rpFdkXE.mp4

Bertha the Toaster
Jan 11, 2009

I kind of want one. Where do I get a wibbly-wobbly smashy-washy?

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Speaking of iceland and petrol bowsers:

We were driving somewhere near Vik and needed to fuel up. We stopped at an unattended petrol station in our rented subaru.

About a quarter of the way through filling up, petrol started flowing out from the base of the bowser. There was no way to access it and nobody at the station. It was flowing really fast and chanelling into storm drains. I really hope they had some sort of stormwater quality system. There was nothing we could do so we just drove off from the ignition hazard.

We stopped at another petrol station and told somebody but they seemed nonplussed and very icelandic about it all.

In retrospect starting the car was probably not a great idea.

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/yTSQMwp.mp4

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

Poohs Packin posted:


In retrospect starting the car was probably not a great idea.

Petrol burns more easily than diesel, but you could flick lit matches into a bucket of petrol and it wouldn't ignite. There's nothing on your car that would have caused spilled petrol to ignite that wouldn't have caused it to ignite with the car off but still hot.

Gasoline spilling into the storm drain is still a bad thing environmentally.

Foxfire_
Nov 8, 2010



It was on purpose. A worker noticed this guy ?stuck? on the footings near the bottom of a weir in australia, so they winched a log down for him to grab on and get him to shore, fed him some carp, and let him go on his way

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Safety Dance posted:

Petrol burns more easily than diesel, but you could flick lit matches into a bucket of petrol and it wouldn't ignite. There's nothing on your car that would have caused spilled petrol to ignite that wouldn't have caused it to ignite with the car off but still hot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlAIO_MFOnA&t=42s

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

Foxfire_ posted:



It was on purpose. A worker noticed this guy ?stuck? on the footings near the bottom of a weir in australia, so they winched a log down for him to grab on and get him to shore, fed him some carp, and let him go on his way

drat I hate it when management monitors my log

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://packaged-media.redd.it/d39e...8df0502675c#t=0

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

Foxfire_ posted:



It was on purpose. A worker noticed this guy ?stuck? on the footings near the bottom of a weir in australia, so they winched a log down for him to grab on and get him to shore, fed him some carp, and let him go on his way

Clever Girl!

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

My special order door knobs are coming along nicely.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Bloody Hedgehog posted:

The ropes are constantly doing this as the ships move about at their mooring. Do you think they have a Rope Watcher who throws and alarm when the ropes get too tight and all the longshoreman go hide in the Hawser-Bunker?

The fact that you can't imagine a world that exists between the two extremes of standing 20 feet in line with the hawser and hiding in a hardened bunker says a lot more about you than me.

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

which way to the MACHINES?

Harry_Potato posted:

My special order door knobs are coming along nicely.

"Why do you have to zip up your pants every time you close that door, Harry Potato," Punchy said. I nearly fell off the doorknob, aghast. "You got a butt plug on that thing?" I coughed and gulped. "Hahahaha, nice one, Punchy," I said

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

That's hot.

I mean the toolgifs tag, obviously.

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

*Boss slams his hand on the desk*

"You're milling a WHAT plug?!?!"

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Foxfire_ posted:



It was on purpose. A worker noticed this guy ?stuck? on the footings near the bottom of a weir in australia, so they winched a log down for him to grab on and get him to shore, fed him some carp, and let him go on his way

It’s tragic that so many college students abandon monitors in rubbish heaps.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

weg posted:

*Boss slams his hand on the desk*

"You're milling a WHAT plug?!?!"

Not THAT kind of tolerance!

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Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


why are horses the dumbest loving animals

https://i.imgur.com/939Cg3z.mp4

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