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Cael posted:there’s movies a beer or two at the theater will make an entertaining enough watch I saw Last Jedi in theatre and the best part was a guy screaming poo poo in the front row while everyone told him to shut the gently caress up. Hollering stuff like ‘and that’s why you don’t bring a lightsaber to a Star Wars!!!’ in the silence after the light speed kamikaze scene, or ‘aaarrRRRGH NIPPLES’ at shirtless Kylo Anyways he left an hour before it was over and as he stood up we heard a cascade of beer cans fall off him and roll down the aisle.
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Feb 9, 2024 09:14
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Durf posted:I saw Last Jedi in theatre and the best part was a guy screaming poo poo in the front row while everyone told him to shut the gently caress up. Hollering stuff like ‘and that’s why you don’t bring a lightsaber to a Star Wars!!!’ in the silence after the light speed kamikaze scene, or ‘aaarrRRRGH NIPPLES’ at shirtless Kylo i like this guy. can you tell him i want to be friends with him
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Feb 9, 2024 09:23
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Durf posted:I saw Last Jedi in theatre and the best part was a guy screaming poo poo in the front row while everyone told him to shut the gently caress up. Hollering stuff like ‘and that’s why you don’t bring a lightsaber to a Star Wars!!!’ in the silence after the light speed kamikaze scene, or ‘aaarrRRRGH NIPPLES’ at shirtless Kylo that's how you should watch garbage movies
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Feb 9, 2024 09:57
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tristeham posted:that's how you should watch garbage movies
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Feb 9, 2024 10:08
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Durf posted:I saw Last Jedi in theatre and the best part was a guy screaming poo poo in the front row while everyone told him to shut the gently caress up. Hollering stuff like ‘and that’s why you don’t bring a lightsaber to a Star Wars!!!’ in the silence after the light speed kamikaze scene, or ‘aaarrRRRGH NIPPLES’ at shirtless Kylo Is there really an hour of the film left after the lightspeed suicide?
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Feb 9, 2024 10:09
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i often see goons complain about "why would i want to go sit in a theater with other people hootin and hollerin'????", that's precisely why. it owns
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Feb 9, 2024 10:10
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PriorMarcus posted:Is there really an hour of the film left after the lightspeed suicide? they had to do the "battle of hoth, but completely incoherent" set piece
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Feb 9, 2024 10:19
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BONGHITZ posted:as good as any sonic game imo That’s a whole lotta words to say “Looks like Bowser kidnapped Peach again. Go to these random wacky places (Egypt! A Toy Box!) and jump on some heads till you run out of places”. The simplicity is part of the charm. It’s all just excuses to do funny vignettes. Why does the mushroom kingdom have ancient Egyptian ruins? Because Mario jumping on a mummy makes for a good time that’s why.
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Feb 9, 2024 11:12
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the milk machine posted:drat I've only seen maybe half of these, adding to my Plex now go ahead and throw universal soldier: regeneration on there. it's directed by his son, but he did the cinematography and, more importantly, it just straight loving rules
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Feb 9, 2024 14:20
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Xaris posted:i often see goons complain about "why would i want to go sit in a theater with other people hootin and hollerin'????", that's precisely why. it owns yeah ideally but idk there's a difference between that and the reality of what its become which is like people bringing their 3 year olds to "Halloween Kills" and letting them watch an iPad with no headphones
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Feb 9, 2024 14:24
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If you're willing to spend $30 you can go to one of the "fancy" theaters that kicks those people out on the spot but even the best case scenario, I'm still sitting through a way too long movie where 90% of my left and right auditory fields are just people crunching on popcorn because god forbid you should have to go without grazing
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Feb 9, 2024 14:28
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POWELL CURES KIDS posted:go ahead and throw universal soldier: regeneration on there. it's directed by his son, but he did the cinematography and, more importantly, it just straight loving rules Day of Reckoning too, it's like if The Parallax View was a direct to video action movie
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Feb 9, 2024 14:29
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:but even the best case scenario, I'm still sitting through a way too long movie where 90% of my left and right auditory fields are just people crunching on popcorn because god forbid you should have to go without grazing tbh that seems more like you just have misophonia than a problem with movies
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Feb 9, 2024 14:32
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:tbh that seems more like you just have misophonia than a problem with movies I've never heard this term but oh poo poo, maybe you've taught me something today, Pepe that's a day well spent and it's not even 9am
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Feb 9, 2024 14:37
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np bud, my best friend is like unable to sit near someone chewing gum so I'm familiar
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Feb 9, 2024 14:38
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:Day of Reckoning too, it's like if The Parallax View was a direct to video action movie "what if, halfway through Blue Velvet, they started doing backflips and killing each other with baseball bats" it's a phenomenal paranoia movie, and a very different beast than Regeneration
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Feb 9, 2024 14:42
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Laterite posted:hell yeah, you're always in for a pretty good time with Peter Hyams flicks I thought for a second it was the 2006 Running Scared which owns bones and stars an unhinged Paul Walker.
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Feb 9, 2024 14:45
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Shageletic posted:I thought for a second it was the 2006 Running Scared which owns bones and stars an unhinged Paul Walker. if you can adjust your understanding of "a good movie" then this is also a legitimately fantastic movie it's Trash Masterpiece Day in the pop culture thread
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Feb 9, 2024 14:53
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Flashback to 2012 when I went to Avengers 1 rip roaring drunk and loving fell asleep in my seat like 2 minutes after sitting down
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Feb 9, 2024 15:15
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Oh also my ex in college made me go to Twilight in theaters with her but let me get drunk first and in that one I was definitely annoying theatergoers by, eg, laughing aloud at the vampire baseball Muse music video sequence
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Feb 9, 2024 15:16
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I see people complaining about hearing food eating in theaters and it makes me think I must be partially deaf. I've been to hundreds of movies in my life and can't think of a time I ever noticed the mouth noises of someone eating over the surround sound
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Feb 9, 2024 15:41
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the miso people are just mad at the movie and taking it out on their fellow viewers
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Feb 9, 2024 15:51
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I hate when people talk at the theater. Laughs, surprised screams are fine. Outright saying poo poo is annoying. Go away!
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Feb 9, 2024 15:56
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Laterite posted:hell yeah, you're always in for a pretty good time with Peter Hyams flicks probably unpopular opinion but I really like The Musketeer
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Feb 9, 2024 16:12
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Zardoz is a good movie. You should also watch Mechanical Violator Hakaider.
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Feb 9, 2024 16:41
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i finally watched Zardoz for the first time recently, it kicked rear end
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Feb 9, 2024 16:47
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Yeah it's loving sick
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Feb 9, 2024 16:49
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POWELL CURES KIDS posted:go ahead and throw universal soldier: regeneration on there. it's directed by his son, but he did the cinematography and, more importantly, it just straight loving rules 
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Feb 9, 2024 17:04
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okay, I try not to make fun of cspam too much, but I draw the line at "life is getting worse in America and the proof is that people eat popcorn at the movies now"
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Feb 9, 2024 17:56
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we already cleared that up
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Feb 9, 2024 17:58
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if anything, the comfy seats with the sound built in and being able to buy beer and reserve you spot have made the movie experience better than it's ever been I just apparently have the terrible superpower of hyperawareness of certain sounds which I think is the same power one of the eternals had
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Feb 9, 2024 17:59
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the proof that life is getting worse is that the movies you can watch in those theaters all suck now
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Feb 9, 2024 18:00
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I’m fine with people talking at a movie if what they say is funny. so most of the time I’m annoyed but sometimes it really pays off
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Feb 9, 2024 18:00
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indigi posted:I’m fine with people talking at a movie if what they say is funny. so most of the time I’m annoyed but sometimes it really pays off the best way to watch a movie sometimes 
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Feb 9, 2024 18:02
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:the proof that life is getting worse is that the movies you can watch in those theaters all suck now
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Feb 9, 2024 18:04
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indigi posted:I’m fine with people talking at a movie if what they say is funny. so most of the time I’m annoyed but sometimes it really pays off Unsurprising
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Feb 9, 2024 18:05
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Interesting update on this. WBD is toast https://twitter.com/DrewTailored/status/1755968377536094270?t=6jbo025TA1F1zuOmHpcFaQ&s=19
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Feb 9, 2024 18:11
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wow
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Mr Hootington posted:Interesting update on this. WBD is toast getting to take a tax writeoff for $40 million on a movie you're getting multiple offers on, why is our country falling apart??
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