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Hey how's that lawsuit with google going. Oh we're sophisticationists now. Great. I'll give Nathen this: he's great at coming up with these hyper-buzzwords. Dude has done so much capitalism-as-cocaine that the normal corporate lingo does nothing for him. "Syngery", nothing. "webinar"? Just another word. "Thought Leadership", not even a tingle. "Streamline our bandwidth" yawn. "Calendarise", meh. No. Nathen needs new words like Excelountability and Creaideation. Dynasymbiotic De-boxthinkifaction Eggs Busters fucked around with this message at 07:49 on Feb 9, 2024 |
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Feb 9, 2024 07:46
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Class Style Elegance Sophistication Garfield!
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Feb 9, 2024 08:31
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Busters posted:Hey how's that lawsuit with google going. He's a regular Lexicopreneur
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Feb 9, 2024 08:55
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This really clarifies everything. https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1755668335881011234
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Feb 9, 2024 17:07
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remember the 5 Ps!!
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Feb 9, 2024 17:10
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MassRafTer posted:This really clarifies everything. 😉
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Feb 9, 2024 17:11
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I really want to see the EGeez pitch deck tbh
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Feb 9, 2024 17:14
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steinrokkan posted:He's a regular Lexicopreneur A wordxcutive. Lingoministrstior
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Feb 9, 2024 18:30
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chadbear posted:Sure, he changed his Twitter handle, I said as much. I think that the timeline is that the Garfield lawyers first forced him to change his company name GarfieldEats Inc. because they don’t care about Twitter handles of a nobody. They do care about company names. Nathen cares about Twitter so he in response changed the Twitter handle to GarfieldEats Inc. But this latest business registration info just makes everything even more confusing.
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Feb 9, 2024 19:09
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Seth Pecksniff posted:I really want to see the EGeez pitch deck tbh Just listen to that ad/interview he did. It’s more or less the elevator pitch for eegeez and the interviewer doesn’t get it at all
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Feb 10, 2024 03:34
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Mozi posted:remember the 5 Ps!! Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge!
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Feb 10, 2024 13:30
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Duckman2008 posted:Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge! Is this a dementia test?
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Feb 10, 2024 13:49
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Have we talked about https://www.egeezworld.com/ yet? It looks like it just launched a couple days ago but I'm not sure. quote:Egeez World builds exclusive entergaging landmarks for everyday by leveraging global officially licensed brands.  quote:[Re]invent the ordinary [Ex]perience. I am really excited to see him try to enter the world of experiential marketing. MassRafTer fucked around with this message at 20:27 on Feb 12, 2024 |
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Feb 12, 2024 20:24
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MassRafTer posted:Have we talked about https://www.egeezworld.com/ yet? quote:Combining real estate with licensing opens up imaginative and innovative possibilities beyond traditional theme parks. Imagine living spaces inspired by iconic brands like an Emoji Mall, 007 Tower, or even a Tetris-themed hotel. These concepts move beyond conventional architecture to offer unique experiences, where every element of the residence or hotel could reflect the essence of the brand. I guess this is what came out of his Dubai fundraising.
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Feb 12, 2024 20:45
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I think Nathen's brandbrain is terminal ):
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Feb 12, 2024 20:49
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MassRafTer posted:Have we talked about https://www.egeezworld.com/ yet?  :entergaged:
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Feb 12, 2024 20:56
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Y'know what Im not a fan of? Drunkenly hitting your cat. I hope he's contributing to Garfields vet costs now that he's rehomed.
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Feb 12, 2024 21:59
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Can’t even do a pass over my cheap AI image to make sure none of the emoji have a terrible skin disease
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Feb 12, 2024 23:45
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...Transform the notion of living spaces into immersive, branded environments I know a guy who did his kitchen with custom tile for #7 Kimi Raikkonen "the ICEMAN", also all his tattoos are ICEMAN logos.
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Feb 12, 2024 23:52
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peanut posted:...Transform the notion of living spaces into immersive, branded environments its nowhere near as cool as MR. COOL ICE, is it now that was some entergaging branding
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Feb 12, 2024 23:53
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Knormal posted:I guess this is what came out of his Dubai fundraising. Yep at the the bottom of the page. "proudly partnered with Ento bank" https://www.entocapital.com/ Their Dubai based. Also check out the teams page.  Why is this image taking from a 90's webcam??? Also how is this page so ugly? Anyway this is all meant to be powered by AI and ML (machine learning!!!!) None of his team have any experience with it. The one IT person expertise is leading IT teams in system integration projects, which actually surprisingly sounds semi useful for this sort of consulting work maybe.
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Feb 12, 2024 23:54
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invest in the metaverse
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Feb 12, 2024 23:59
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Entergage with the Garfverse
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Feb 13, 2024 00:07
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dr_rat posted:Also check out the teams page. But anyway, the pictures look so bad because they're in actuality even smaller, and then scaled up 3 times in HTML.  Also they're PNGs, but still manage to have horrible JPEG compression artifacts.
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Feb 13, 2024 00:26
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Invent the ordinary perience.
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Feb 13, 2024 00:29
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Why is there the 007 logo slapped on to the weird skyscraper? What could he possibly have thought that would convey? 
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Feb 13, 2024 00:53
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Biblically accurate emoji.
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Feb 13, 2024 01:06
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MassRafTer posted:Have we talked about https://www.egeezworld.com/ yet? Naaaaathen please stop. For the love of God, PLEASE STOP THIS MADNESS
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Feb 13, 2024 01:33
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MassRafTer posted:Have we talked about https://www.egeezworld.com/ yet? This is a pretty professionally made site for him and there's somehow partners but it's just badly generating AI landscapes? There's not even a point of interaction. DROP THE BUZZWORDS AND EXPLAIN WHAT THE POINT OF EGEEZ IS
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Feb 13, 2024 01:44
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Is it a grift? Or is he so terminally internet-brained that he has an amorphous yet undying conviction that he’s offering something really special yet is unable to articulate it in a way anyone could understand?
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Feb 13, 2024 02:30
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Kestral posted:Why is there the 007 logo slapped on to the weird skyscraper? What could he possibly have thought that would convey?
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Feb 13, 2024 03:19
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Hasturtium posted:Is it a grift? Or is he so terminally internet-brained that he has an amorphous yet undying conviction that he’s offering something really special yet is unable to articulate it in a way anyone could understand? Yes
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Feb 13, 2024 03:23
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Just what people want, Nathen. Even more BRANDS invading their loving lives in an even more exploitative and oppressive way. gently caress you, Nathen. loving narcissistic capitalism brained rich boy dipshit
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Feb 13, 2024 03:46
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Hasturtium posted:Is it a grift? Or is he so terminally internet-brained that he has an amorphous yet undying conviction that he’s offering something really special yet is unable to articulate it in a way anyone could understand? To be honest often when you look at companies that offer similar type services their websites are often filled with similar sort of meaninglessly corporate speak random buzzword bullshit making it impossible to figure out what they actually do, although their websites normally look far, far better. Three people on his "team" actually seem to have at least somewhat professional background, but yeah no idea what nate adds to anything. There is a ton of BS consulting companies about, so if Nate could actually network at all, it's not the worst idea in the world. Talk a lot of poo poo, get paid a bunch of money to write up a report that's just full of buzzwords and says nothing and is promptly forgotten about as soon as it's finished. Sounds perfect for him.
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Feb 13, 2024 03:52
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Desert Bus posted:Entergage with the Garfverse Long live the Garf flesh!
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Feb 13, 2024 04:45
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dr_rat posted:Yep at the the bottom of the page. "proudly partnered with Ento bank" Fascinating that the best investment capital Nathen could line up is apparently... an expert in airline bankruptcies???
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Feb 13, 2024 04:46
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Nathen is the Dahir Insaat of Brands
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Feb 13, 2024 04:46
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quote:Welcome to our jungle of services, where your satisfaction is as towering as King Kong himself! Just so goddamned loving weird lmao check out this dude's bio that Nathen "spiced up" by inexplicably switching to first-person in the final sentence: quote:George Reeleder is a globally recognized aviation expert with over 30 years of experience across various leadership roles. His expertise encompasses crisis management, operational audits, and strategic restructuring, highlighted by his work with airlines and airports worldwide. George has also consulted for Inflight Entertainment (IFE), Virgin Atlantic, PNG Air, SaudiGulf Airlines, and Duty-Free retail, demonstrating his versatility and innovative approach in enhancing customer experiences and operational efficiencies. As he steps into a pivotal role at Egeez World, George's extensive background and strategic insights position him to drive significant advancements, ensuring Egeez World's growth and industry leadership. Oh, and I love to fly! oh my god he did it to the other guy's bio too: quote:Paul McGrath has been a distinguished expert in retail and merchandising for over 25 years, with a prolific career spanning executive positions at major firms including Sears, Zellers, Dollar Tree, Rogers, Loblaws, and Giant Tiger. Renowned for his exceptional skills in strategic planning, merchandising, and team leadership, Paul has made significant contributions to some of Canada's most respected national companies. His expertise in navigating the retail landscape and driving successful business strategies makes him an invaluable asset to Egeez World developments. Oh, and I love to ski! Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 04:52 on Feb 13, 2024 |
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Ok, what in the actual gently caress, Nathen? I thought Eegeez was about preventing counterfeit products but apparently, it's now about international real estate?!?quote:The Real estate market worldwide is expected to reach a staggering value of US$637.80tn by 2024. China is set to generate the highest value in the Real Estate market market, with an impressive US$135.70tn projected for 2024. The city of Dubai's real estate market alone in Q3 2023 reached an astounding AED 97.5 billion with high appetite for being the best and most innovative, according to Statista Market Insights. So what? What does this have to do with Eegeez? This is on a page labeled "insights" so maybe it's just Nathen's random shower thoughts? So he does talk about licensing for a bit and "trends" but then goes right back to finish with quote:According to KPMG, Mixing up retail with other complementary real estate components, such as hotels, offices, or residential, could be a commendable idea to generate a certain footfall. Visitors’ footfall is shifting from outdated retail destinations towards new, more attractive organized retail destinations with more spirited themes and a vibrant tenants’ mix. The demand for apartments is likely to remain high as well, mainly due to affordability. Future developments should focus on the needs of both residents and tourists. WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS HE DOING PLEASE MAKE HIM STOP.
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