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EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Mutts


Sally Forth


Skippy (January 23, 1936)


Peanuts (February 11, 1977)


Cranky Shafterbean


To be fair, that was literally the point of that storyline. But to be a comic strip thread reader, I have almost no faith that TomBat realizes that.

Rip Haywire


Li'l Abner (October 21-23, 1935)



Thimble Theater (September 13, 1940)


Out Our Way (December 16-18, 1943)




EasyEW fucked around with this message at 14:48 on Feb 10, 2024

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Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Alley Oop was in ancient repeats when I was a tadpole. That was the Anchorage Daily News. I always got the impression it was from an era where if you dunked in a basketball game the other team would straight up murder you.

Huxley
Oct 10, 2012



Grimey Drawer
A+J

Kid Fenris
Jan 22, 2004

If someone is reading this...
I must have failed.
These Crankshaft complaints about comics feel outdated even by the strip's usual standards. Grim and violent stories were a fad in the 1990s, and it's always been rare for superheroes to die and stay dead. When they trotted out the Death of Superman as a media event in 1992 it got some mainstream attention, but no one seriously thought Superman was gone for good.

You know, a common criticism of superhero comics these days is that it's hard for new readers to jump into them, so perhaps a Crankshaft strip will mention that at some point in 2057.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
Cul de Sac


FoxTrot Classix


Rose is Rose


The top GoComics comment on today's RiR:

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Bizarro

Naugahyde. I guess the mascot is a little before my time:


The Family Circus

I could swear the new couch storyline just ran, maybe a year or so ago. There are decades of reruns to mine, it seems odd to come back to this so fast.

Slylock Fox


Flash Gordon

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.
The Family Upstairs/The Dingbat Family(August 12, 1910)



Baron Bean(February 11, 1916)



Positive Polly/Polly and Her Pals(January 10, 1913)



Gasoline Alley(October 3, 1919)



Us Boys(December 26, 1911)



The Gumps(March 9, 1917)



Krazy Kat(December 5, 1913)

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Retail




Popcom


CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

You can buy a nice home from Blu Homes that gets factory-built and unfolded onsite:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpwOUndGEEs
Sears was selling home building kits through their catalogs in the first half of the 1900s. The supplies would arrive by rail and then shipped to the plot of land.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sears_Modern_Homes

amigolupus
Aug 25, 2017

Hostile V posted:

The Rabbit Ethnostate Continues To Have Problems In Both Concept And Execution

riderchop posted:

On The Fastrack


Holbrook has a ton of annoying characters, but no one else emits sheer :jerkbag: energy like Lindesfarne/Dethany/DNA Wizard. Which makes sense, given the three are basically the same character. They've got this insufferable air of self-satisfied humblebragging about how they're so much better than anyone else. And they don't even need a Winkerbean Smirk to pull it off.

Murdstone posted:

Mary Worth



Oh hey he's finally asking the question that everyone else in the world would have asked first thing.

Everyone already covered how invasive this is, but one thing that bugs me is how he only wanted to do a DNA test when Sonia showed she's not giving up on being a leftist. He's been treating his own daughter as a prize to be won all this time, but now that he sees she's still not behaving just how he wants her to, he starts doubting she's his kid? Total douchebag behavior.

Vargo posted:

Wallace the Brave

Vargo posted:

Wallace the Brave


This imaginary friends arc has been an absolute delight. Seeing these sendoffs side-by-side, with Wallace and Carl parting in a very :3: way, enhances the punchline of the arc: Which is that Spud being messed with by Gary was entirely self-inflicted due to Spud being Spud lmao.

Kid Fenris posted:

These Crankshaft complaints about comics feel outdated even by the strip's usual standards. Grim and violent stories were a fad in the 1990s, and it's always been rare for superheroes to die and stay dead. When they trotted out the Death of Superman as a media event in 1992 it got some mainstream attention, but no one seriously thought Superman was gone for good.

You know, a common criticism of superhero comics these days is that it's hard for new readers to jump into them, so perhaps a Crankshaft strip will mention that at some point in 2057.

That's because Batiuk doesn't give a poo poo about comics even from back in the 90s; he considers that to era to still be something The Youths are into, and you know how much this comic despises anyone under the age of 40. He has a hard-on for singing praises about the golden age of comics, yet his love* for it comes across as very superficial if you look at his ideas for what makes a good golden age throwback.

* - There was a strip where Mopey Pete and Boy Lisa were fawning over a #1 mint edition of a Superman comic, and Batiuk couldn't even spell Joe Shuster's last name right. Like, come on, how can you even get a basic detail wrong?

Giant Ethicist
Jun 9, 2013

Looks like she got on a loaf of bread instead of a bus again...
We Are Reproducing
I almost put this under spoiler blocks for “poor mothering” but decided it would be too passive-aggressive. (I’ll instead only be slightly passive-aggressive by mentioning I thought of it.)

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




riderchop posted:

For Better or For Worse


I like how Lynn made these for black and white papers, so she just drew in the corner of Mike's mustache as a visual shorthand and then today's modern colorist looked at it and was like, "Idunno, shaving accident or something? Who gives a poo poo" and just went with it. Same goes for the neck beard.

Medenmath posted:

Vintage Valiant (Sep. 03, 1961)


This man is going to get such a comeuppance


Luann



Gil Thorp




I guess real men don't divorce their wives who cheat on them? Would the proper manly man thing to do be to kill the affair partner? Go full family annihilator? (It was weird when he had her over for Thanksgiving though)


Home Free

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

i would like to never have to look at home free again i think

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Arlo asking a question I have wondered about many times myself.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Synopsis:

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Zamboni Rodeo posted:

Arlo asking a question I have wondered about many times myself.

Perhaps he "shot a man in Reno" in the sense that the man was in Reno, but Johnny was just over the state line when he pulled the trigger, thus putting the actual crime in California. :pseudo:

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Giant Ethicist posted:

We Are Reproducing
I almost put this under spoiler blocks for “poor mothering” but decided it would be too passive-aggressive. (I’ll instead only be slightly passive-aggressive by mentioning I thought of it.)

Was this comic created to specifically troll this thread?

F Minus



Mark Trail



Mary Worth



The Phantom



Pooch Cafe



Rex Morgan MD



Andertoons



Apartment 3-G

Doomykins
Jun 28, 2008

Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?
Looking forward to Keith learning that his daughter isn't his and having to think seriously, for even a second, about abandoning the love of an old flame and adoptive daughter to go back to nobly dying completely alone. And then 50/50 odds the rock brained idiot does it.

I don't usually read Foob but I admit this is an entertaining bit of idiot's(the character, not the author) drama. "gee whiz it's so hard to do the right thing at a loss of personal gain." Suck it up, champ!

Mark Trail "Horses are an invasive species and that bothers Mark" strip count: 8+.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Into Ilves



Nancy


Dustin


Mandrake

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
Pickles



Hagar the Horrible



Zits

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Pogo 4/28-30/52





Archie 7/7-9/49





The Virtue of Vera Valiant 1/20-22/77



EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Our Boarding House (March 9-11, 1925)






Out Our Way: Cowboys Revisited (March 10, 1925)


Toonerville Folks (May 18-20, 1922; modesty timg for Aunt Eppie)


AUNT EPPIE HOGG, THE FATTEST WOMAN IN THREE COUNTIES: When Aunt Eppie gets caught in the rain at a neighbor's house they have to lend her at least three umbrellas to get home with and even then she doesn't keep all dry.





Dok's Dippy Abundance of Caution (February 2, 1915)


Little Lefty (October 19-21, 1929)




Mousetrapped

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

TERF Wizard Comics In 2019 Huh.

















holy gently caress.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
God drat. That is an absolutely vicious slam and I love it.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011


Scary Go Round (May 12-16, 2005)



You didn't really think there would be a normal Beckwith, did you?


Oh hai Nat poo poo I did this joke already didn't I

This little mini-arc with Nat gets tacked onto the end of the Election arc in the eBooks, since it's not really long enough to be its own arc, but it's an important bit that comes up a few times in the future.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Hostile V posted:

holy gently caress.


Apparently this comic is so nothing 99% of the time to save up for the other 1% of the time.



1981 comics







Dick Tracy


Footrot Flats


The Lockhorns


Computoon: Origins


Mexikid Stories

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Bold of this comic to just immediately kill off Minnie.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Mexikid is amazing

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Daddy Daze


Take It From The Tinkersons


Macanudo


Dark Side Of The Horse

riderchop
Aug 10, 2010

av by @daikonquest!
Heathcliff


Compu-toon


Garfield


Overboard


Monty


For Better or For Worse


Classic Arlo and Janis (March 09, 2002)


On The Fastrack


Safe Havens


Zippy The Pinhead


Rae The Doe, which you can support by pledging to the author's Patreon

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Selachian posted:

Archie 7/7-9/49



I so liked this panel I crudely isolated the archface from it

Black Feather
Apr 14, 2012

Call someone who cares.

Strontium posted:

Daddy Daze


It would still be only one stomach, though, right?

v You make a very good point.

Black Feather fucked around with this message at 08:47 on Feb 10, 2024

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Black Feather posted:

It would still be only one stomach, though, right?

ba

Maigius
Jun 29, 2013


I realize that marching band week was last week on Crankshaft, but I had a couple of thoughts on it. All the focus is on Marching Band only, instead of also including Concert Band (Orchestra minus strings) which could share instruments, players and the director with marching band. Actually, thinking a bit further, I never remember any strips about the marching band without the focus being on fundraising for the uniforms, or that drat convention they were just at. That convention actually annoys me a bit too. It looks like it's for the Ohio Music Educators Association, but there, Mr. Marching Band only directly being a loose dipshit hawking his book. The Texas Music Educator's Association had their conference recently and it's mostly instrument, uniform, and repertoire sellers both on the distributor and retailer level. There are a some outliers, like some of the the bands for four of the branches of the US military. I figure all of the letter S should be a representative sample:
SABIAN Ltd. | 681
Salyers Percussion | 680
Sam Ash Music | 793
Samson | 391
SanMar Sports | 2368
Santa Barbara Music Publishing, Inc. | 2479
Scents Of Soy Fundraising | 2459
Schilke Music Products / Greenhoe Trombones | 851
Schlitterbahn Waterparks | 1161
Schoolfundr | 2344
SeaWorld Parks and Entertainment | 1486
Select Tours by Sabol & Associates, LLC | 2760
Shawn Belle | 2682
Shelf Foundation | 892
SICO America, Inc. | 1268
Sigma Alpha Iota | 2751
Silver Dollar City Attractions | 2580
Silverstein Works | 917
Simply Sheets of Mobile/Simply Fundraising | 2766
Six Flags Fiesta Texas | 2447
Smithsonian Folkways Recordings | 2245
Snap! Mobile | 2551
Sonor Orff/Nuvo | 1327
Sound Thinking LLP | 2277
Southeastern Performance Apparel | 2774
Southwest Emblem | 1240
Southwest Strings | 601
Specialty Shops at Schmitt Music | 375
Spirit Worx | 1580
St. Louis Music | 275
Stadium Creations | 1675
StageRight Corporation | 1233
Stanbury Uniforms | 1958
Stanbury Uniforms | 1959
Steinway Piano Gallery | 631
Steinway Piano Gallery | 635
STL Ocarina | 349
Stomvi USA | 715
Stone Castle Hotel & Conference Center | 2581
Straight A Tours & Travel | 1359
Strait Music Company | 575
StylePLUS Band Products | 2452
Summit Tour & Travel | 986
Sunline Products | 2481
Sweet Pipes | 1241
Sweetwater | 881
SyncedUpDesigns | 2143

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

Mexikid is amazing

It really is. It's got charm, it's got great humour, it's got nice art, and it's also wonderfully humanizing in that "despite our surface level differences, we're all kinda similar in the end" way. I love it!

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Maigius posted:

I realize that marching band week was last week on Crankshaft, but I had a couple of thoughts on it. All the focus is on Marching Band only, instead of also including Concert Band (Orchestra minus strings) which could share instruments, players and the director with marching band. Actually, thinking a bit further, I never remember any strips about the marching band without the focus being on fundraising for the uniforms, or that drat convention they were just at. That convention actually annoys me a bit too. It looks like it's for the Ohio Music Educators Association, but there, Mr. Marching Band only directly being a loose dipshit hawking his book. The Texas Music Educator's Association had their conference recently and it's mostly instrument, uniform, and repertoire sellers both on the distributor and retailer level.

Now you make me wonder if the Dinkles Band Shoe people were there.

Yes. The band director from Funky Crankshaft has his own line of marching band shoes.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Corto Maltese





Blueberry



EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Mutts


Sally Forth


Peanuts (February 12, 1977)


Cranky Shafterbean


Rip Haywire


Li'l Abner (October 24-26, 1935)



I know Capp's still feeling his way through the development stage of the strip, but this society stuff is starting to leave me cold and we're already going back to it.

Thimble Theater (September 14, 1940)


Out Our Way (December 21-23, 1943)




Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange



Get Fuzzy 2/9/04



Stephen Collins



We really should celebrate Fluffy Bastard Day.

GET ON WITH IT ALREADY 8/10/52




Smokey Stover 9/13/59



Everyday Movies 3/25/37



"I ain't got the heart to put him out in this cold. I'll just remove his mattress and you disconnect his gas stove."

Der Abenteuer von Sploopnagle und Blitz 2/7/43



Blitz's appearance seems like it might be inspired by Rondo Hatton.

Closer Than We Think! 9/13/59



Rosey the Robot it ain't.

Bonus Ad! Hey horny guys, fly Delta!

Selachian fucked around with this message at 15:17 on Feb 10, 2024

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Forum accident
Jun 15, 2006

All hail Thor...the THUNDER GOD!
Frank and Ernest


(1/10/1994)


(1/11/1994)


Ziggy


(8/30/1971)

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