- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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...your doctor in private or all of BYOB and the internet at large right here in this thread?
I'll start:
I'm pretty sure one of my grandparents was a racehorse.
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Jan 5, 2024 17:49
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- Adbot
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May 10, 2024 00:01
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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One time I smoked a pair of Air Jordans because I figured they'd get me super high and it worked but now whenever I see a pair of Nike shoes I'm reminded that I probably gave myself permanent lung damage.
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Jan 5, 2024 17:50
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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I plan to live forever, by getting a fake ID and a fake social insurance card so they cremate my body but declare someone else dead while I'll just be missing.
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Jan 5, 2024 17:52
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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A few years ago I put an adult toy up there and it was technically safe for insertion but I jammed the entire box inside including the instructions for getting it out. I've tried calling the manufacturer several times but the person on the other end just laughs uncontrollably and I can't make out what they're saying.
Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 11:27 on Jan 6, 2024
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Jan 5, 2024 18:04
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- ToastGhost
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20% cooler
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I've had the same recurring dreams every 7 nights where each night a different of the seven dwarves will take me, Snow White, on a wild romp in the cottage. Picturing this dream is the only way I can achieve climax, and one day I pray I will dream of all of the dwarves bake me a cake
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Jan 6, 2024 00:54
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- Visions of Valerie
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Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...
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Jan 6, 2024 09:19
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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I have distinct memories of turning into a 40-foot yacht to take sightseers to the Toronto Islands before turning back and taking the ferry home.
I can't share this with others because if they ask if it was a dream I'd have to honestly answer no and if they ask if I really think it actually happened I'd have to honestly say I'm about 85% sure it did.
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Jan 6, 2024 11:31
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Jan 16, 2024 22:38
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- SeaGoatSupreme
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Ask me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies")
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jokes on you i eat my apples
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Jan 17, 2024 01:49
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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lol yet again
spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot
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Jan 21, 2024 10:01
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- Gaylor Moon
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Gender? I hardly know'er
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Linkin park isn't that bad
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Jan 24, 2024 20:09
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- SeaGoatSupreme
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Ask me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies")
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Linkin park isn't that bad
Fall out boy was the best concert I've ever been to
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Jan 25, 2024 01:34
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- databasic
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tbh i haven't even told my doctor about boat mode
I recently talked to him about that time I was drunk and paranoid when I made an appt so I asked for a full std panel (which was REALLY not necessary considering my entire physicality and personal history)
but never boat mode
databasic fucked around with this message at 03:56 on Jan 26, 2024
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Jan 26, 2024 03:18
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- TrixRabbi
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Time for a little robot chauvinism!
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I believe the germs inside of me are engaged in a lifelong civil war against one another. all the myriad bacteria and microbes that regulate my digestive tract and throughout my blood and tissue are constantly in a battle to the death with one another that will only end with my own death, and therefore their Armageddon. I carry this with me everywhere I go.
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Jan 27, 2024 05:06
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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I can't digest cocoa powder for some reason. Guess I won't be making that chocolate beet cake recipe.
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Feb 7, 2024 03:45
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- Piss And Shittium
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I am an amphibious landing craft in the balkan peninsula.
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Feb 7, 2024 16:14
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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i still think about boat mode every day
spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot
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Feb 10, 2024 00:08
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A drug ad that depicts a handsome grey haired vaguely middle aged man smiling and enjoying himself on a boat, but instead of it being about erectile disfunction, it's about boat mode.
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Feb 10, 2024 01:33
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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A drug ad that depicts a handsome grey haired vaguely middle aged man smiling and enjoying himself on a boat, but instead of it being about erectile disfunction, it's about boat mode.
lol
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Feb 10, 2024 02:14
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- databasic
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boat mode is a gift in my life ty all
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Feb 10, 2024 23:47
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- Adbot
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