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Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde
Good Trump lols today

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020924
Feb 10, 2024
the bourgeoisie

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

yeah its the one i thought it was. its not the statue. its the fact that the square has basicaly gone to poo poo and alot of the stones are broken and hosed up. its needs to be fixed.

Wii Spawn Camper
Nov 25, 2005



ultrabindu posted:

Hello Thread, whats the funniest possible judgement Engoron could hand down next week?

Trump is banned from using beauty products

020924
Feb 10, 2024
unrecoverable

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



ultrabindu posted:

Hello Thread, whats the funniest possible judgement Engoron could hand down next week?

All charges dropped

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
They're gonna change it to Penis-sylvania, bordering with West Vaginia

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




ultrabindu posted:

Hello Thread, whats the funniest possible judgement Engoron could hand down next week?

A fine of $420.69 million dollars.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

ultrabindu posted:

Hello Thread, whats the funniest possible judgement Engoron could hand down next week?

I would like to see Eric and Don Jr. be forced from their do-nothing corporate positions, and forced to do some loving work for the forst time in their lives.

Also for their father to die alone, in pain, covered in sores, and destitute in a Florida ditch. But that one is out of the hands of the US legal sphere.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

ultrabindu posted:

Hello Thread, whats the funniest possible judgement Engoron could hand down next week?

Community service.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
A Brewster's Millions judgement

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

ultrabindu posted:

Hello Thread, whats the funniest possible judgement Engoron could hand down next week?

a ban from social media

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

ultrabindu posted:

Hello Thread, whats the funniest possible judgement Engoron could hand down next week?

State takes ownership of all his properties and converts them into low-income housing.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Waltzing Along posted:

State takes ownership of all his properties and converts them into low-income housing.

oh so Trump won't even have to move?

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Waltzing Along posted:

State takes ownership of all his properties and converts them into low-income housing.

That's only funny if he has to live there.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
Beautification, St Trump gets martyred.

Frank Frank posted:

That's only funny if he has to live there.

Janitors. his whole family become janitors.

Renreeja
Oct 11, 2007

trump is sentenced to arena combat against a gang of territorial chimps

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007


you know what? I'll take it :golfclap:

e: just noticed the lower text, I love it now

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004


hahaha

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

020924 posted:

the bourgeoisie

Tell me more.

wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!

ultrabindu posted:

Hello Thread, whats the funniest possible judgement Engoron could hand down next week?

"Trump brand" rights revert to the state, making it illegal for Dernald to use the name in any capacity. Voters become confused and in November the State of New York is elected to the presidency. Each resident of NY is granted 6.5 seconds as Commander-in-Chief.

wheatpuppy fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Feb 10, 2024

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

wheatpuppy posted:

"Trump brand" rights revert to the state, making it illegal for Dernald to use the name in any capacity. Voters become confused and in November the State of New York is elected to the presidency.

There's no rule saying a state can't be president!

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

haljordan is in New York state

haljordan becomes president? :tinfoil:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

kazil posted:

haljordan is in New York state

haljordan becomes president? :tinfoil:

I think you meant Kyle Raynor

Sir John Falstaff
Apr 13, 2010

TulliusCicero posted:

Does the Federal Government really have no options in dealing with Cannon?

They can't just go to a Higher Court and be like "can you believe this poo poo" about her revealing government witnesses?

At one point does that become collusion with Trump's legal team directly?

Can a judge be charged with a crime while on the bench?

My understanding is that the DOJ could appeal and ask for a new judge, but the bar for changing judges is ridiculously high, so it would be very unlikely to happen. Much more likely would be that the appeals court would say "that was dumb," reverse her decision, and the DOJ would get its way on that point in the end.

In the meantime, of course, weeks will have been wasted on this process, which is probably Cannon's and Trump's real goal. And they can do it all over again the next time some contested point comes up.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Seth Pecksniff posted:

There's no rule saying a state can't be president!

I think there absolutely is
want me to look it up? I will

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

kazil posted:

haljordan is in New York state

haljordan becomes president? :tinfoil:

We will only allow him to be President of Coney Island

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I think there absolutely is
want me to look it up? I will

Please state the clause in the Constitution that says a state cannot be president

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Toxic Mental posted:

We will only allow him to be President of Coney Island

Forever an IK

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Please state the clause in the Constitution that says a state cannot be president

I do not think that is an amendment. Gonna have to look into it

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

nine-gear crow posted:

Forever an IK

I want to be president of Coney Island. Sounds like fun

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
only if Don's office is strapped to that wooden coaster and it runs as much as possible.

also they use new technology to try to add atleast one loop.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

staberind posted:

Janitors. his whole family become janitors.

Even Tiffany?

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!


This is a bait post. There is no Tiffany

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.


How could you miss TRANS-ylvania?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Batterypowered7 posted:

How could you miss TRANS-ylvania?

that's where Dracula is from

Rescue Toaster
Mar 13, 2003

Sir John Falstaff posted:

My understanding is that the DOJ could appeal and ask for a new judge, but the bar for changing judges is ridiculously high, so it would be very unlikely to happen. Much more likely would be that the appeals court would say "that was dumb," reverse her decision, and the DOJ would get its way on that point in the end.

In the meantime, of course, weeks will have been wasted on this process, which is probably Cannon's and Trump's real goal. And they can do it all over again the next time some contested point comes up.

Yeah I don't think the appeals court can just remove her for being a bad judge. Unless there's some obvious conflict of interest, which being appointed by someone obviously is not or it would happen all the time.

Stalling the proceedings and making the DOJ appeal over and over and over isn't going to get her removed by a higher court for disciplinary reasons or something, the only real option would be impeachment which would never, ever happen with the senate we have.

Cannon is far, far more likely to end up getting rewarded by the next republican in power with an appeals court position than be removed somehow. Hell if Trump is reelected he'd probably nominate her for a Supreme Court position and say openly "I'm giving her this as a reward for tanking the case against me." and a GOP senate would confirm her without even a moment's hesitation.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

kazil posted:

This is a bait post. There is no Tiffany

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



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Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

that's where Dracula is from

STOP THE COUNT!

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