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RandomBlue posted:oh good I can't wait for that part So I've avoided the worst part, and it sounds (I hopes) bearjew has too. If you have one, and are a candidate for lithotripsy, you need to ask your urologist about a uteral stent. They slip it into you before eswl, but I think during a laser procedure. Anyways, it's this sweet plastic tube that goes from your kidney to your bladder. It will protect the ureter from damage of a stone passing through it, buy I suspect it is wildly uncomfortable! And where does it go from the bladder, you may ask? It has a little string in one end, and that end literally hangs out your urethra until it's time to remove it. People were telling me things like, "They'd have to put you under to remove it if they put it in you while you're unconsciously," and fav fav, "the urologist knows what he's doing!" So the string, as you may have guessed, isn't foe the urologist to figure out where he left that thing. I see it as the patient probably gets a call from the doc, and they say they can save the patient the trouble and money of an actual visit. The patient just needs to pull that string like the lawnmower man and spin around in your gyroscope until you've forgotten the torture. So when people are like, "yeah, shooting rocks out mah dick is like having a baby," they're wrong! The dick rock shooting part is the hoped-for conclusion/climactic resolution to the issue. I did have one stuck for four months poking my bladder. It really made me bitter about being a health nut.
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JoeBangles posted:So I've avoided the worst part, and it sounds (I hopes) bearjew has too. unsubscribe
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DryGoods posted:Do you think lifting fridges has anything to do with the recent appearance of blocks of cheese on your lawn? no, I don't.
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Feb 10, 2024 02:37
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aww, poor weird bigoted giant pulling down almost $200k a year has to work late one friday in a work year that tops out at like 30 weeks what a hard life he has
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JoeBangles posted:I wish you the best with the stones. They hurt the most when they're stuck, and I feel like I need to pee. last one I had passed 3 days before the procedure I had scheduled for it. hoping this one is faster
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:aww, poor weird bigoted giant pulling down almost $200k a year has to work late one friday in a work year that tops out at like 30 weeks jealous ?
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Lock her up
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Looking good sir!
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Lpzie posted:jealous ? I wouldn't trade for his situation if that's what you're asking
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Looking good sir! I’m going to give him a big kiss
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:aww, poor weird bigoted giant pulling down almost $200k a year has to work late one friday in a work year that tops out at like 30 weeks Jealous?
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a.lo posted:Jealous? you already posted this on your alt
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:you already posted this on your alt Jealous?
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:I’m going to give him a big kiss god I wish that was me (giving him a big kiss)
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i'll jerk you both off but i'll be sad about it trust me
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RandomBlue posted:unsubscribe
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Bearjew posted:last one I had passed 3 days before the procedure I had scheduled for it. hoping this one is faster I believe in you and your excellent hydration! I had to get the uteroscopy. The urologist handed me a screen to piss in and told me it was a dream catcher. He then showed me the urological device and called it the dream snatcher. He had to snatch my dreams, but I was soo relieved to wake up without a stringy hanging out my dingy. But the weird part was rhe first time I empties my bladder after the procedure. After the bladder was empty, there was a 3 minute period were red stuff just came out. Doctor said it was dye, but who the gently caress uses red dye in someone?! That's the time the oxys did anything for the pain. Definitely take one of those as soon as you are out of the facility, if you have to go.
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do you think trumps dick is covered in poo poo from his depends or is it too small to reach that far?
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Sounds like Paul is doing Allah's work. 
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RBC posted:do you think trumps dick is covered in poo poo from his depends or is it too small to reach that far? It’s probably very impressive and big
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:It’s probably very impressive and big yep
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RBC posted:do you think trumps dick is covered in poo poo from his depends or is it too small to reach that far? I'm not familiar with the physics of adult diapers, but i suspect the feces squeezes into his taint and is at least amassing on the underside of his balls. I think the real question is does he also tan his little man, or is it blindingly white?
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can we please not speculate about the future president ex president's penis
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ex post facho posted:can we please not speculate about the future president ex president's penis 
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Dr_0ctag0n posted:I got like four loving "blue alert" alarms last night because some idiot cop got shot. Thanks for letting me know so I can celebrate I guess. yeah it's awesome they created a dumb thing that lets people know precisely how rarely police are actually in any danger and pisses off everybody all because cops are jealous of 7 year old kidnap victims hogging the spotlight
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ex post facho posted:can we please not speculate about the future president ex president's penis
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they rolled out the blue alert thing here a few weeks ago and it was an off duty deputy dumbass who took two in the face for trying to stop a couple high schoolers from stealing a few cases of modelo from a sheetz
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he had a busy night of wearing shorts and getting divorced planned
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oh wait he said peckerwood all the time eh close enough
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drupal dump
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a couple other good cat names are Waffles and Butterscotch
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