- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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i vant to suck your blood (vith your consent)
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- Adbot
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May 17, 2024 11:31
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- deep dish peat moss
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A math teacher who is a secret Manchurian Candidate with the activation phrase "Please Execute My Dear Aunt Sally" and one day they make a slip of the tongue in class and activate themself
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Feb 3, 2024 20:30
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Unemployed miners on Mars turn to striptease as a way of making a living only to find themselves caught in the middle when the Red Faction style miners uprising errupts.
The Full Martian
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Feb 3, 2024 22:18
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A chef miswrites "flavour of the month" as "flavour of the mouth". This sparks an epiphany. Just what is the flavour of the mouth? This leads to a rabbit hole of rapidly onset madness.
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Feb 4, 2024 16:34
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- databasic
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the transparent tastebuds
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Feb 4, 2024 16:56
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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A chef miswrites "flavour of the month" as "flavour of the mouth". This sparks an epiphany. Just what is the flavour of the mouth? This leads to a rabbit hole of rapidly onset madness.
A Lovecraft story about non-euclidean cuisine at the Miskatonic U cafeteria
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Feb 4, 2024 17:05
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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The Mean Girls scene where they say "she doesn't even go to this school" except it's about Hitler not being from Germany.
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Feb 4, 2024 19:45
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- emSparkly
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I'm open to interpretation!
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Duke Nukem going “unh, unh, where is it?” but he’s looking for his prostate.
I am a patient they.
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Feb 4, 2024 21:49
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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A villain with poor English skills questions a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent as they lay mortally wounded. In one final act of defiance the agent says that the codes are "up your rear end" before passing away.
Now the villain is in a frenzy, firing laser beams down Manhattan shouting at confused pedestrians "WHERE IS YOUR REAR END??!"
Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Feb 4, 2024
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Feb 4, 2024 22:23
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- deep dish peat moss
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Can't come into work today because I can't find my rear end
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Feb 4, 2024 22:26
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- databasic
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Can't come into work today because I can't find my rear end
it's right here on SA like the rest of us
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Feb 4, 2024 23:21
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- Abugadu
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1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
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A philosophical detective agency that specializes in finding yourself
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Feb 5, 2024 00:12
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- Karate Bastard
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Hey, I found your rear end!
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Feb 5, 2024 08:45
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Maxwell House except instead of a coffee brand it's amazing place where your wildest dreams become reality.
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Feb 5, 2024 18:08
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Maxwell House except it's a show about a comically inept diagnostician
"I've figured it out, chief! He has colon cancer! Would you believe...lupus? Would you believe...a bad case of dandruff?"
(patient flatlines)
"Missed it by that much."
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Feb 5, 2024 18:23
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- Finger Prince
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Maxwell House except it's a show about a comically inept diagnostician
"I've figured it out, chief! He has colon cancer! Would you believe...lupus? Would you believe...a bad case of dandruff?"
(patient flatlines)
"Missed it by that much."
Intro is him hobbling with his cane through countless different hospital doors.
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Feb 5, 2024 19:03
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Wait this isn't vicodin, this is lsd!
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Feb 5, 2024 20:52
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- Anthro-Apologist
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An anime short-film of William Burrough's 'The Man Who Taught His rear end in a top hat to Talk' called 'Howl's Moving rear end in a top hat'
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Feb 5, 2024 22:45
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- Abugadu
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1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
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"Sir, there's been a murder at the Maxwell House."
"Up on Glastonbury Lane?"
"The very same, sir."
"It's too early for this sort of nasty business, Henderson. I'll need a coffee."
"You're not going to believe this, sir..."
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Feb 6, 2024 00:00
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A man is held prisoner by un an unseen conspiracy after discovering how magnets work. They want to prevent him from publishing his findings.
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Feb 6, 2024 19:40
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- RavenousScoot
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geometry teacher with a sign on the door reading "rhombus room"
THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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code:https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher
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Feb 7, 2024 02:22
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- Karate Bastard
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Come visit tax haven Caveman Island. Eat berry. Fight bear. Sleep on rock. No taxes.
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Feb 7, 2024 17:44
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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The intercontinental sex survey hits a snag when it comes to Antarctica.
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Feb 8, 2024 09:58
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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A bulky personal trainer that shouts at you when you're about to pack it in for the day doing something like writing a novel, doing your taxes, painting a still life, or cleaning the house
'HARDER.' 'DON'T GIVE UP NOW.' 'GIVE IT EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT.' 'JUST TWO MORE REPS AND THEN ANOTHER TWO AND THEN ANOTHER.'
Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 23:09 on Feb 8, 2024
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Feb 8, 2024 23:01
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wearing a mask of your own face to commit crimes
THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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code:https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher
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Feb 8, 2024 23:13
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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A bulky personal trainer that shouts at you when you're about to pack it in for the day doing something like writing a novel, doing your taxes, painting a still life, or cleaning the house
'HARDER.' 'DON'T GIVE UP NOW.' 'GIVE IT EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT.' 'JUST TWO MORE REPS AND THEN ANOTHER TWO AND THEN ANOTHER.'
You! Don't give up on personal trainer school! Two more classes!
Now train that guy harder!
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Feb 9, 2024 08:13
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Soldiers are training but there's a clown amongst them in full make up. They time themselves assembling their guns with a stopwatch and it comes to the clown and he's turned his into a giraffe. Everyone laughs. They love the clown and his antics.
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Feb 9, 2024 13:03
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You! Don't give up on personal trainer school! Two more classes!
Now train that guy harder!
It's personal trainers all the way down
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Feb 9, 2024 15:24
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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There's no money in teaching people to be personal trainers
But teaching people to teach people to be personal trainers? That's a goldmine.
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Feb 9, 2024 20:26
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- Quadramind
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Pooperoni Pissass
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Feb 10, 2024 00:02
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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A new Hamburglar or Noid-like mascot, Pooperoni Pissass is a grumpy grouch that likes to ruin pizzas by switching the pepperonis out with you-know-what! Pissass is a family name.
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Feb 10, 2024 00:32
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick rear end. And I'm all outta bubble gum. So I guess I won't be kicking rear end. I was going to do those things together, you see, it's kind of a thing. There's really no point kicking rear end without bubblegum. It just doesn't hit the same. Guess you got off lucky.
Hey, got any gum?
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Feb 10, 2024 02:34
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- RavenousScoot
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future bathrooms where instead of men/women signs there's just a picture of asparagus on one and 🚫asparagus on the other
THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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code:https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher
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Feb 10, 2024 03:22
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick rear end. And I'm all outta bubble gum. So I guess I won't be kicking rear end. I was going to do those things together, you see, it's kind of a thing. There's really no point kicking rear end without bubblegum. It just doesn't hit the same. Guess you got off lucky.
Hey, got any gum?
lol
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Feb 10, 2024 03:23
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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future bathrooms where instead of men/women signs there's just a picture of asparagus on one and 🚫asparagus on the other
also lol
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Feb 10, 2024 03:25
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- Finger Prince
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future bathrooms where instead of men/women signs there's just a picture of asparagus on one and 🚫asparagus on the other
What do you do if you're one of the people who makes asparagus pee but can't smell asparagus pee?
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Feb 10, 2024 03:27
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 17, 2024 11:31
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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What do you do if you're one of the people who makes asparagus pee but can't smell asparagus pee?
stop eating asparagus
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