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Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

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T3hRen3gade
Jun 7, 2007

Look in my eye,
what do you see?

jokes posted:

We’ve always been ashamed of our stupids but when palin was on the ticket the stupids got real fuckin bold

I wish this was a post/username combo but sadly it's spot on

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

From Russia With Blub

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Batterypowered7 posted:

STOP THE COUNT!

why? Dracula can count

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

ultrabindu posted:

Hello Thread, whats the funniest possible judgement Engoron could hand down next week?

TOTALL EXONERATED

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1756137863547154861

Accipiter
Jan 24, 2004

SINATRA.


Time for a second edition.

#102: Emphasizing on television that you aren't crushing homosexually and that you have "very strong heterosexual credentials."

Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:
That’s a joke, he’s joking.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
LMAO remembering election night 2020 when Trump and everyone was like "STOP THE COUNT". Then several days later they were like "You loving lost bro".

LMAO

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Apollodorus posted:

That’s a joke, he’s joking.

keep telling yourself that buddy

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Hollismason posted:

LMAO remembering election night 2020 when Trump and everyone was like "STOP THE COUNT". Then several days later they were like "You loving lost bro".

LMAO

* places more and more bets in favor of Trump winning because all the fraud is just about to get revealed *

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

Hollismason posted:

LMAO remembering election night 2020 when Trump and everyone was like "STOP THE COUNT". Then several days later they were like "You loving lost bro".

LMAO

STOP THE COUNT the minute he was in the lead

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
very strong heterosexual credentials

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I have seen a vigina before!

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

Jelly posted:

That is really surprising.

Though the study obviously makes a lot of assumptions.

I mean, it shouldn't be, considering how often you read about kids killing or injuring themselves or others while playing with unsecured firearms. It's not a stretch to think about a similar proportion of parents wouldn't secure a lighter. So they passed a law, made it a fair bit harder for kids to use the dangerous thing, and a lot of accidents were prevented.

That's such a weird response.

I'm not trying to call you out or anything, but a significant amount of the discussion here is specifically about how the government should pass laws to protect children or make things safer. We're the ones in here insisting the government is capable of doing things that make a difference.This is an example of that exact thing happening, everything going according to plan, and you're surprised it worked?

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004


Is this guy the new Tucker Carlson?

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
yes and remember there's even more stupid talking heads waiting to replace him.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Time_pants posted:

I mean, it shouldn't be, considering how often you read about kids killing or injuring themselves or others while playing with unsecured firearms. It's not a stretch to think about a similar proportion of parents wouldn't secure a lighter. So they passed a law, made it a fair bit harder for kids to use the dangerous thing, and a lot of accidents were prevented.

That's such a weird response.

I'm not trying to call you out or anything, but a significant amount of the discussion here is specifically about how the government should pass laws to protect children or make things safer. We're the ones in here insisting the government is capable of doing things that make a difference.This is an example of that exact thing happening, everything going according to plan, and you're surprised it worked?

I'm calling him out and also calling you out. Stop being cowards.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Apollodorus posted:

That’s a joke, he’s joking.

haha just kidding

unless...

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

This poo poo does irritate me. The tariffs were paid by American consumers. It was inflationary even before covid. I just wish some loving pencil necked economist would take his ping pong paddle and smack donald trumps bare butt balls and back.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

PhazonLink posted:

yes and remember there's even more stupid talking heads waiting to replace him.

Why do they all make the same confused dog/I just shat my pants facial expression all the time? Is that a prerequisite at Fox?

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Renreeja posted:

trump is sentenced to arena combat against a gang of territorial chimps

To be broadcast live on The Gorilla Channel

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

Moonraper

Goldenguy

Quantum of Soulless

Casino Royale (With Cheese)

Octonussy

You Only Vote Twice

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Escape From Noise posted:

Why do they all make the same confused dog/I just shat my pants facial expression all the time? Is that a prerequisite at Fox?

Have you not seen Tucker Carlson?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

weg posted:

Moonraper

Goldenguy

Quantum of Soulless

Casino Royale (With Cheese)

Octonussy

You Only Vote Twice

ok, these are pretty good

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Have you not seen Tucker Carlson?

I wish I could say I haven't.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

weg posted:

You Only Vote Twice

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

From Russia with Piss

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

weg posted:

Octonussy

:gonk:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Escape From Noise posted:

I wish I could say I haven't.

yeah, so do I buddy

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

she's an octogenarian and has a nussy. That's a thing that happens

zone
Dec 6, 2016

kazil posted:

From Russia with Piss

Dye Another Day

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Yeah now that they mention it Biden is hella old.

Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:
Gerontocracy, just as the Framers intended.

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

Three Olives posted:

It's actually a major secret problem that intersects with the Defund the Police debate, basically every major fire department in the US is extremely overfunded, they basically get paid to sit around and do nothing, they will regularly roll out full as ladder trucks to minor car accidents just because fire fighters are also EMTs.

Everyone knows they are extremely overfunded and have nothing to do and no one will touch a penny of their budgets, no one, it is a complete third-rail in local politics.

I'm not sure you want to be picking any fights with the fire department. You're going to be glad they've got that budget when they've got to put out the electical fire caused by your OLED 4K toaster's ultra-wide screen failing to install an OTA firmware update makes the whole thing go off like that defective R2 unit the Jawas sold to Luke's uncle.

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

America is Trump's new alcoholic brother.

First of May
May 1, 2017
🎵 Bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay! 🎵


When I first started posting here in 2000, I never thought I would see the day a real life Golden Manbaby could become president. God bless America.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Woke killed Trump's uncle.

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Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM

weg posted:

Moonraper

Goldenguy

Quantum of Soulless

Casino Royale (With Cheese)

Octonussy

You Only Vote Twice

Taserball

The Man with the Golden John

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