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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

First of May posted:

When I first started posting here in 2000, I never thought I would see the day a real life Golden Manbaby could become president. God bless America.

no one who started posting in 2000 would use the phrase golden manbaby. not in 2024

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sporkstand
Jun 15, 2021
goddamn woke MIT

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

sporkstand posted:

goddamn woke MIT

please have all my golden manbabies goon sire

nobodygetshurt
Dec 11, 2007


lmao this is so good

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


I wouldn’t actually do it, of course. I would watch though. Think about how it tastes in my mouth. Each pulse reminds me that there’s a heart up there, pumping. Matching my pace. Or am I speeding up? Heterosexually. Very much drowning in these heterosexual pulses in my hand, my mouth, that heart, this heterosexual vortex.

(Reverse mortgage commercial)

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Escape From Noise posted:

Why do they all make the same confused dog/I just shat my pants facial expression all the time? Is that a prerequisite at Fox?
they're making the opposite of "liberal smug face". it's supposed to be the honest face of an honest man honestly listening and honest observing. he's not a liberal elite looking down his nose,, quite the opposite of those libs who draw conclusioins and change facts to fit their narrative, no he's listening and coming to conclusions based on honest, brave common sense. it's the face of the average american. the common clay of the new world. you know. morons.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Jeanine's been drinkin' again.

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



Golden Tape

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Escape From Noise posted:

Woke killed Trump's uncle.


Heh heh you shoulda seen how Dr. John Trump "woke" up his roomie at MIT in those long cold semesters! You wondered how the Van de Graaff generator got its shape....

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

cr0y posted:

Golden Tape

Stink Billyums posted:

Taserball

The Man with the Golden John

zone posted:

Dye Another Day

kazil posted:

From Russia with Piss

:yeah:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Escape From Noise posted:

Jeanine's been drinkin' again.


elderly man with a poor memory

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

weg posted:

Moonraper

Goldenguy

Quantum of Soulless

Casino Royale (With Cheese)

Octonussy

You Only Vote Twice

"I am Nussy Galore."

"...I musht be dreaming."

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Escape From Noise posted:

Woke killed Trump's uncle.


Trump's fascination with his uncle and his "good genes", will never not be hilarious to me.

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I'm calling him out and also calling you out. Stop being cowards.
:patriot:

I'm very sorry I said I was surprised, god I'm such a stupid loving rear end in a top hat

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Mitch McConnell will probably die before election day

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Jelly posted:

:patriot:

I'm very sorry I said I was surprised, god I'm such a stupid loving rear end in a top hat

glad we understand

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Handsome Ralph posted:

Trump's fascination with his uncle and his "good genes", will never not be hilarious to me.

Also darkly sad, considering his father most likely passed on Dementia

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

weg posted:

Moonraper

Goldenguy

Quantum of Soulless

Casino Royale (With Cheese)

Octonussy

You Only Vote Twice

Never Pay Ever Again

We've Done All the Crimes in the World

The Spy Who Pissed On a Bed Once Used by Obama For Me

Dr. No Puppet, No Puppet, You're the Puppet

LordoftheScheisse
Jan 16, 2016
Uh...From Russia With Love

zone
Dec 6, 2016

SidneyIsTheKiller posted:

Never Pay Ever Again

We've Done All the Crimes in the World

The Spy Who Pissed On a Bed Once Used by Obama For Me

Dr. No Puppet, No Puppet, You're the Puppet

The Fish Delite Is Not Enough

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
For My Lies Only

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987
Casino Nomore

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

glad we understand

What is that webcomic again?

nobodygetshurt
Dec 11, 2007

Handsome Ralph posted:

Trump's fascination with his uncle and his "good genes", will never not be hilarious to me.

Ulf
Jul 15, 2001

FOUR COLORS
ONE LOVE
Nap Ghost

kazil posted:

West Vagina?

Mountain Mama?

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
No Mr. Trump, I expect you to lie.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Lol at coming up with a halfway decent insulting nickname and undermining it almost immediately with that "birdbrain" poo poo.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

His idiot pfp undermines anything he says already.

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009

LordoftheScheisse posted:

Uh...From Russia With Love

A martin...matinee. Slurred, not shaken.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Casino Bankrupt

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
on the majestic secret service. really majestic. the most majestic and secretest service. i've had double zero spies, the toughest guys those oh oh spies i've had them come up to me with tears in their eyes saying sir, sir... your service is so majestic!

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Silly Burrito posted:

Hell we had that in the 80s.



Good news there’s a night court revival this season

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

oh oh spies

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

I used to call Eric Liquid Trump, but if you put the three of them together, Eric is the spitting image of Donnie while Jr. is the bundle of 100% recessive genes.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Escape From Noise posted:

Lol at coming up with a halfway decent insulting nickname and undermining it almost immediately with that "birdbrain" poo poo.

"More like Americans for NO Prosperity drat I'm good"

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





Escape From Noise posted:

Lol at coming up with a halfway decent insulting nickname and undermining it almost immediately with that "birdbrain" poo poo.


"How can Birdbrain be poo poo? I'm the one who thought up that insult!"

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

dee eight posted:

on the majestic secret service. really majestic. the most majestic and secretest service. i've had double zero spies, the toughest guys those oh oh spies i've had them come up to me with tears in their eyes saying sir, sir... your service is so majestic!

And When You're a Star They Let You Do It... Grab 'Em By the Octopussy....

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...
Live and Let Lying Ted Cruz

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credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

Escape From Noise posted:

Lol at coming up with a halfway decent insulting nickname and undermining it almost immediately with that "birdbrain" poo poo.


In an alternate cartoon universe, this guy -- no joke -- was once a president and could be president again.

e: of the country, specifically. Like, with actual authority haha

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