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I'm clenching for both of us
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I can feel my heart rate through my prostate
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This sound https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFR5oZQrIVc JediTalentAgent fucked around with this message at 07:36 on Jan 31, 2024 |
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business jorts
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butthole blood (only the sweetest will do)
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What if my pee was something more useful? Like mayo or coffee or something.
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what degree should i get if I wanna be a muppet when i grow up
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mailorder bees posted:what degree should i get if I wanna be a muppet when i grow up you're already thinking too hard for that endgame. when you start to think, just stop.  unless you are being paid to do it or have a natural inclination, in which case just keep going. sometimes i just t h i n k until someone else says "wtf" and then i'm like "wait wtf"
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FACE UP, rear end UP THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO gently caress
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The slurm must flow
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Flingus dingus
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face down rear end up thats the way i drive my truck
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[alone in the house] I am going to gently caress every person in this room
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hot sauce pee hole posted:Flingus dingus i think about this at work now. a lot. ty. (i am not being sarcastic.)
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databasic posted:i think about this at work now. a lot. ty. (i am not being sarcastic.) I get it, it's my comfort gibberish
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it would have been really hosed up if Robin Williams's name was Wobin Rilliams
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Throbbin' Willy-yums
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I constantly think of casting for TV Shows/Movies that never existed. LIke it's 1989 and instead of a Tim Burton Batman movie we get a TV series based on the same style as the 60s series with all new leads. John Ritter is Bruce Wayne/Batman Amy Yasbeck is Poison Ivy Weird Al as Riddler Gilbert Gottfried as Penguin etc.
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Every time I get lunch with my boss or a client I imagine what'd it be like to throw my drink in their face the whole time. Not relishing the idea either, like full on intrusive "throw your drink in their face, do it."
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vaginite posted:Every time I get lunch with my boss or a client I imagine what'd it be like to throw my drink in their face the whole time. Not relishing the idea either, like full on intrusive "throw your drink in their face, do it." This but punching every single person I’ve ever met in the face
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is it possible to jerk off so much that post nut clarity becomes clairvoyance
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I hope this is the Puff Daddy version of this song and not that STING piece of poo poo BOB SAGET!!!
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If I'm the only customer, and I'm ordering the soup, then technically everybody is ordering soup.
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bossy lady posted:is it possible to jerk off so much that post nut clarity becomes clairvoyance Tugging open my third eye
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burgle burgle burgle burgle
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How long could I survive on nothing but macncheese and cut up hotdogs?
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Argyle Gargoyle posted:I hope this is the Puff Daddy version of this song and not that STING piece of poo poo Who gives a poo poo about Bigfoot
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*in Vito Corleone voice* Youse betta get da fucks outta towns, or I'm gonna shoots youse in youse dicks.
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How long would it take to get sick of steak dinners every day, anyway
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Every night in my dreams... I see you... I feel you...
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right winged angel
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butt, butt, nothing's in my butt
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Mr.Acula posted:right winged angel Sings a song sounds like she's singin
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Duluth, Duluth, Duluth is on fire...
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Incremus posted:butt, butt, nothing's in my butt Well I wasn't, but now I'm quite skeptical.
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