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An rear end to surpass Metal Gear.
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Metal Rear?!
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Feb 9, 2024 11:09
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Skull & Bones has an open beta and surprise surprise it is trash. It looks like a last gen game and is full of just bizarre choices. Like why the people who pull your character out of the water at the beginning put you in charge.
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Feb 9, 2024 15:16
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Just how much would they have repaid to Singapore given that they really wanted to can the game?
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Feb 9, 2024 15:32
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Haven't they worked on it since Black Flag? That's a long time ago in gamedev terms.
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Feb 9, 2024 16:35
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it's been delayed 7 different times
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Feb 9, 2024 17:04
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It was announced seven years ago.
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Feb 9, 2024 18:11
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muscles like this! posted:It was announced seven years ago. and yet In Dev for 11 years lol
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Feb 9, 2024 18:23
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That is without doubt the worst pirate game I've ever heard of
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Feb 9, 2024 18:27
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I keep getting ads for it on Youtube and it has this song that goes like "LONG LIVE THE MELONPAULTS", melonpaults being a weapon in the popular tower defence video game "Plants vs. Zombies".
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Feb 9, 2024 18:48
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I keep seeing it advertised on Twitch but the advert is not in English. I don't even know what the language is
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Feb 9, 2024 18:50
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:I keep seeing it advertised on Twitch but the advert is not in English. I don't even know what the language is deepdream AI pseudolanguage. fret not, biological, the message is not intended for your kind.
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Feb 9, 2024 18:57
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I'm playing a bit of Saints Row 4 right now and while it's pretty zany, it's also very clear that the world isn't designed for your superpowers. For instance, the world is littered with shiny power dinguses like in Crackdown, mostly on rooftops. But the houses still have roofs that stand out from the wall, so you can't stand right next to the house and jump up, because you'll bounce off the underhanging roof.
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Feb 9, 2024 20:42
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Hedgehog Pie posted:I keep getting ads for it on Youtube and it has this song that goes like "LONG LIVE THE MELONPAULTS", melonpaults being a weapon in the popular tower defence video game "Plants vs. Zombies". No you're not getting away with this, it's a Melon-pult.
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Feb 9, 2024 21:15
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AcidCat posted:No you're not getting away with this, it's a Melon-pult. That's an awful lazy portmanteau. It's not even a pun.
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Feb 9, 2024 21:26
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I wonder if the saints row 4 christmas dlc still crashes constantly on my computer Well with the sheer amount of computer parts I've gone thru in the past ten years... who could say
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Feb 9, 2024 21:31
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The classic Gaming Rig of Theseus conundrum
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Feb 9, 2024 21:35
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Captain Hygiene posted:The classic Gaming Rig of Theseus conundrum I just switched out the last component from my first PC! It's a powerful feeling.
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Feb 9, 2024 21:45
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"but if I've replaced all the parts in my gaming computer, can we even say it's the same computer?" idk are you still bottom-scoring?? the individual components may be impermanent but your place on the scoreboard sure ain't.
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Feb 9, 2024 21:51
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Far Cry 6 gave me another fun surprise when Dani started singing along to Livin' la Vida Loca. Yes it's just stealing a bit from Saints Row, but it's still fun and the VA really gets into it
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Feb 9, 2024 23:08
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Philippe posted:I'm playing a bit of Saints Row 4 right now and while it's pretty zany, it's also very clear that the world isn't designed for your superpowers. For instance, the world is littered with shiny power dinguses like in Crackdown, mostly on rooftops. But the houses still have roofs that stand out from the wall, so you can't stand right next to the house and jump up, because you'll bounce off the underhanging roof. Yeah SR4 was goofy fun, but it's very clear they just copied and pasted the SR3 city -and even said as much relatively early in development. We all hoped that meant it was gonna be the same jump in quality 1 to 2 had, since 2 reused 1's map, but made it better by layering in all sorts of life to the city like shops and actual things in the nooks and crannies other than collectables and a decent story for the time.
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Feb 10, 2024 03:18
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Philippe posted:PYF Metal Gear rear end 
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Feb 10, 2024 03:50
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AcidCat posted:No you're not getting away with this, it's a Melon-pult. This is the most ashamed I've felt for the past two hours.
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Feb 10, 2024 04:26
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Smash Ultimate's online mode is fancier but honestly way worse than Smash 4's. Between not being able to change characters, the GSP scores that should be ignored but get everyone all neurotic, and the fact that you get kicked out of your matchup whenever your GSP puts your character in or out of Elite Smash (which can happen over and over again forever), they absolutely tanked rematches! In 4 you'd get several matches out of every opponent like 95% of the time, while in Ultimate you get 1 match like 80% of the time and maybe 2 matches an additional 10% of the time. It stinks! I like getting to know an opponent and trying different fighters against them, especially if they're better than me. Though on the bright side it encourages you to never play Smash online.
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Feb 10, 2024 05:17
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We'll bang, ok?
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Feb 10, 2024 06:03
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Her dad made her into the perfect woman, with big old bahooblies and a round badonk. You know, like a normal dad would.
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Feb 10, 2024 06:14
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Coolness Averted posted:Yeah SR4 was goofy fun, but it's very clear they just copied and pasted the SR3 city -and even said as much relatively early in development. We all hoped that meant it was gonna be the same jump in quality 1 to 2 had, since 2 reused 1's map, but made it better by layering in all sorts of life to the city like shops and actual things in the nooks and crannies other than collectables and a decent story for the time. SR4 originally was just supposed to be dlc for 3 but they expanded it to a whole game. Although this was also and around when THQ was falling apart so they didn't have a ton of budget.
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Feb 10, 2024 07:03
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Earth getting destroyed at the start of Saints Row IV spoiled the whole thing for me. Part of the fun of these mayhem & chaos games is very specifically that it's actually happening. edit: Yakuza explained why the Don Don Don Quijote in Kamurocho got replaced with a police station between games. It's really not hard to use the same exact space but uniquely dressed without some stupid bullshit about earth getting blown up CJacobs has a new favorite as of 07:46 on Feb 10, 2024 |
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Feb 10, 2024 07:36
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CJacobs posted:edit: Yakuza explained why the Don Don Don Quijote in Kamurocho got replaced with a police station between games. It's really not hard to use the same exact space but uniquely dressed without some stupid bullshit about earth getting blown up Don Quijote getting replaced by a pigpen is a worse fate than the earth exploding.
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Feb 10, 2024 09:27
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Captain Hygiene posted:That is without doubt the worst pirate game I've ever heard of That's the second largest pirate game let-down I've ever seen!
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Feb 10, 2024 11:47
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The marketing for SR4 also put a massive emphasis on President Boss only for it to not matter past the first five minutes. Which is maybe the joke? But combined with the virtual world stuff it really drains away literally any kind of grounding. I still maintain that the aliens should have coincidentally had three sub-factions with Zinyak at the top to mirror the format of previous games in a silly way.
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Feb 10, 2024 13:37
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Captain Hygiene posted:That is without doubt the worst pirate game I've ever heard of But you have heard of it
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Feb 10, 2024 13:59
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Coolness Averted posted:Yeah SR4 was goofy fun, but it's very clear they just copied and pasted the SR3 city -and even said as much relatively early in development. We all hoped that meant it was gonna be the same jump in quality 1 to 2 had, since 2 reused 1's map, but made it better by layering in all sorts of life to the city like shops and actual things in the nooks and crannies other than collectables and a decent story for the time. Steelport was a fundamentally worse map than Stillwater just on layout alone. It didn’t have a lot that you could layer in to make it more vibrant because it just kind of had “downtown with skyscrapers” and “outskirts”. Stillwater did a great job of feeling like a city because it had stuff like the university/mall/stadium with the area around it reflecting what it was built around. The base was fundamentally solid so they could just keep doing detail passes since you already had variety and a sense of place. I don’t see how you make Steelport interesting without making it a whole new map with a new name.
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Feb 10, 2024 15:01
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I abandoned IV in favor of the reboat (curse you, videogame ADHD), and the same is true there. There are a bunch of different districts in Santa Ileso, and they do manage to feel different.
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Feb 10, 2024 15:16
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I didn't think the reboot had a bad story but it played bad. Like just didn't feel good to do anything.
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Feb 10, 2024 15:43
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muscles like this! posted:I didn't think the reboot had a bad story but it played bad. Like just didn't feel good to do anything. Yea, its weird that something just feels off about the whole thing. Any interaction with the world doesn't feel right, I can't even figure out why either.
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Feb 10, 2024 16:48
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I do have some problems with it. It's pretty janky: sometimes my car jumps ten feet in the air because I ran over a fence or something, driving too quickly tanks the framerate, and quitting the game feels like it's intentionally crashing.
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Feb 10, 2024 17:25
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Opopanax posted:Far Cry 6 gave me another fun surprise when Dani started singing along to Livin' la Vida Loca. Yes it's just stealing a bit from Saints Row, but it's still fun and the VA really gets into it
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Feb 10, 2024 17:43
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I love the female Dani version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-yvt5G_x-Y Vic has a new favorite as of 18:09 on Feb 10, 2024 |
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Far Cry 6: I'm disappointed that more of the voice actors aren't Cuban. I'm an Assassin's Creed fan (for my sins) and that series is generally pretty good about hiring actors from the place the game is set in, but
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