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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

whats the deal with this moneku guy

Lunatic console warrior/basketball fan.

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euroshopper
Aug 14, 2021

Cranappleberry posted:

speaking of is the former cspam who defended the chipmunk porn poster banned yet orrrrr

is the chipmunk porn guy the bloop

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Lunatic console warrior/basketball fan.

what console does he represent

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

Cranappleberry posted:

speaking of is the former cspam who defended the chipmunk porn poster banned yet orrrrr

hasnt posted in like six months.

still hilarious that he autobanned and then came slinking back.

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

when i trapped a skunk last year i googled how to let it relocate it without it spraying me and the first search result led to a nature forum recommending i drown it :stare: i just took it into the woods and let it out it didnt even acknowledge me as it wandered out out of the trap and into the woods lol

the sacred compact between two living creatures of 'look bud i don't want to be doing this either'

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


I'll tell you one thing, when they say you have to take mice more than a couple miles away to release them, they are not exaggerating, I had 2 little guys Tom & Jerry my rear end for over a month til I finally drove them to a park 3 towns over

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n47qC2vGJdU

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

euroshopper posted:

is the chipmunk porn guy the bloop

Yes same guy

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

Fluffdaddy posted:

Just sitting with my bros remembering when people died horrific deaths due to untreated addictions instead of lmaoing about goons who posted chipmunk porn ftw

can you phrase that in the form of a small question?

Violen
Jul 25, 2009

ohoho~
deep diving human misery sucks rear end dude lol

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Yeah but these are goons so it’s not really the same

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

lobster shirt posted:

still hilarious that he autobanned and then came slinking back.

Hasta siempre is still the funniest one of those to me

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

ilmucche posted:

Hasta siempre is still the funniest one of those to me

I think they are taking about flavius aetass but to be honest there's so many goons who do the dramatic autoban goodbye then try to act like they didn't I can't keep track of them.

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

ilmucche posted:

Hasta siempre is still the funniest one of those to me

Sleng Teng posted:

turning 360 degrees and walking away from the forum.

B33rChiller
Aug 18, 2011




Skunk tale sparked a hidden memory from childhood. Old timer telling my dad about how to get a Skunk out from under your porch. According to him, they don't want to spray in enclosed areas. They don't want to get the stank all over themselves. He said to take a long pole with a hook or snare, and grab it by the tail, so when you pull it out, you can aim it's spray away, and you want to stuff it in a sack asap.

My dad and I both were just wide eyed and nodded, and quietly thought "thanks, but I'm not trying that"

Cranappleberry
Jan 27, 2009
giving the smelliest, fattest bear a tomato juice bath

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

Cranappleberry posted:

giving the smelliest, fattest bear a tomato juice bath

young bear getting kicked out of his parents' den because he got skunked and now smells like the final fantasy house.

B33rChiller
Aug 18, 2011




Which Atelier game should I start with on Switch? Looking for a chill time.

Edit: thanks Vincent!

B33rChiller fucked around with this message at 21:08 on Feb 10, 2024

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

whats the deal with this moneku guy

He is the guy that posted "watch bush start a loving war" in the 9/11 thread and also and insane golden state warriors fan

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Snow Cone Capone posted:

I had 2 little guys Tom & Jerry my rear end for over a month til I finally drove them to a park 3 towns over

hmm

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

driving 2 towns over to get huckleberry hounded if you know what i mean

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

B33rChiller posted:

Which Atelier game should I start with on Switch? Looking for a chill time.

They're all pretty chill but the Ryza trilogy is the most recent.

Yaoi Gagarin
Feb 20, 2014

Hot Diggity! posted:

He is the guy that posted "watch bush start a loving war" in the 9/11 thread and also and insane golden state warriors fan

sounds cool whys he banned

Violen
Jul 25, 2009

ohoho~
if id had 100 years i wouldnt have been ready for hell bikers voice

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

VostokProgram posted:

sounds cool whys he banned

Can't recall offhand but they did get perma'd, unperma'd, then reperma'd

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

Snow Cone Capone posted:

I'll tell you one thing, when they say you have to take mice more than a couple miles away to release them, they are not exaggerating, I had 2 little guys Tom & Jerry my rear end for over a month til I finally drove them to a park 3 towns over

How did you know it was the same mice? Seriously I'm not trying to be an rear end in a top hat, I'm fascinated

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Snow Cone Capone posted:

I'll tell you one thing, when they say you have to take mice more than a couple miles away to release them, they are not exaggerating, I had 2 little guys Tom & Jerry my rear end for over a month til I finally drove them to a park 3 towns over

lmao

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Frank Frank posted:

That was a dog, right? I mean, they called it a rat but that was clearly a large barfing dog

yeah but there was also a rat with a crown

Cranappleberry
Jan 27, 2009
had a rat one time at a place I rented. Just one single, large male rat. He'd come out all nonchalant and look at us then start picking around the kitchen.

ive seen mouse hunt. not gonna gently caress with him in his house.

Dr. Fishopolis
Aug 31, 2004

ROBOT

Cranappleberry posted:

Just one single, large male rat.

how did you know it was the same rat

wait how did you know it was male

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009
They had an affair

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Dr. Fishopolis posted:

how did you know it was the same rat

wait how did you know it was male
If you've ever seen a male rat there is zero ambiguity.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

VostokProgram posted:

sounds cool whys he banned

I've never received any but he apparently abuses people over PMs. He was given a chance after his first perma to come back provided he stopped doing that and then continued harassing users over PMs again. Now he just reregs every few months to whine about Lebron James.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

B33rChiller posted:

Skunk tale sparked a hidden memory from childhood. Old timer telling my dad about how to get a Skunk out from under your porch. According to him, they don't want to spray in enclosed areas. They don't want to get the stank all over themselves. He said to take a long pole with a hook or snare, and grab it by the tail, so when you pull it out, you can aim it's spray away, and you want to stuff it in a sack asap.

My dad and I both were just wide eyed and nodded, and quietly thought "thanks, but I'm not trying that"

i simply put a towel over the trap and put him in the back of a truck

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Cranappleberry posted:

speaking of is the former cspam who defended the chipmunk porn poster banned yet orrrrr

The best ("best") part of that is the choice to defend the post with "the chipmunks aren't underage," the weirdest and least savory possible defense

Fluffdaddy
Jan 3, 2009

NoiseAnnoys posted:

can you phrase that in the form of a small question?

Sure. Why do you revel in actual human misery instead of funny things?

Douche Wolf 89
Dec 9, 2010

🍉🐺8️⃣9️⃣

Fluffdaddy posted:

Just sitting with my bros remembering when people died horrific deaths due to untreated addictions instead of lmaoing about goons who posted chipmunk porn ftw

thought this was a euroshopper post

Fluffdaddy posted:

Sure. Why do you revel in actual human misery instead of funny things?

keep going you're gonna get their asses

Douche Wolf 89 fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Feb 10, 2024

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


HopperUK posted:

How did you know it was the same mice? Seriously I'm not trying to be an rear end in a top hat, I'm fascinated

one was missing an eye so I was sure, the 2nd one I just assumed since it was always the 2 (they got caught in the same trap together twice even)

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

odd posts

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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
i dont think a goon baking to death in a car is funny but i think the demented tcc goons demanding refunds is funny

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