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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Durf posted:

Trumps first act will be to tear down those blasted windmills



as an aside I recently drove through a foggy valley full of massive windmills dissapearing into the clouds and it was one of the coolest things I've ever seen. some Shadow of the Colossus poo poo

If they built that many windmills birds would be completely extinct within a matter of hours.

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Mr. Barnesworth
Jun 28, 2008

I said GOOD DAY, sir!

redshirt posted:

I'm gonna Yub Nub so hard. I'll even go buy some fireworks.

think the kids are calling it 'going ewoke'

Neodymium
Jun 23, 2012

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Remember this bitch?



Raising money to prevent a homeless woman from getting an abortion

Well he chose a real bad place to climb! Unlike other buildings, this happened



Hope they jail this fucker

Well, I have good news on that front!

These damages are well into felony territory, and the Sphere's owners have every incentive to make an example of him.

It would sure be a shame if this guy got big-boy charges while all the fundraising money is going to TRUMP!

Also, saying things like this is probably doing him no favors:

" KTNV, local Las Vegas news posted:


According to the arrest report, Des Champs allegedly told police that he had previously been arrested for climbing, he has never been convicted, and "his attorneys will get him off this incident as well".

Dick Jones
Jun 20, 2002

Number 2 Guy at OCP

Sure, the prosecutor may have him dead to rights on those charges, but do we really want a felony conviction to follow this white young man for the rest of his life?

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead
me: that sounds like a lot of damage for climbing a structure, was he punching pitons into expensive glass or something

quote:

The Sphere, which is completely wrapped with 58 million lights to form a massive LED screen, is too delicate to support a human’s weight, according to an arrest report

turns out he damaged a whole lot of lights and replacing them is going to be a big annoying hassle

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Data Graham posted:

That guy published a retraction a few years later and keeps trying to reiterate it but the damage is done

yeah the shaathists are stuck with it now

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Google Jeb Bush posted:

me: that sounds like a lot of damage for climbing a structure, was he punching pitons into expensive glass or something

turns out he damaged a whole lot of lights and replacing them is going to be a big annoying hassle

Yeah, I imagine climbing what is effectively a skyscraper sized LED TV screen would do a lot of damage to the individual LEDs you used as foot and hand holds in your dumbfuck ascent up it.

First of May
May 1, 2017
🎵 Bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay! 🎵


I wonder if he'll get a... Light sentence.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





BigglesSWE posted:

https://twitter.com/acyn/status/1756105966343573631?s=46&t=G1x8XWIwrNxUQoXItlkh2w

From yesterday but man it’s so tiring that lying this brazenly means nothing anymore.

i know we keep saying it but god drat this dude looks like poo poo.

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009

Strong Sauce posted:

i know we keep saying it but god drat this dude looks like poo poo.

The more poo poo he spews, the more the bronzer is applied to his skin. Seems to be the trend lately.

It's as if they're using bronzer to cover up for diarrhea of the mouth and it keeps getting more brown.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Tai posted:

Noted socialist country Syria.

i'm almost wondering if his rotted brain remembered Rojava exists (still, more or less)

Renreeja
Oct 11, 2007

the other thing about abortion climber that I think is funny is he has such an outsized ego compared to the weird, ineffectual stunts he pulls. well, ineffectual until he hosed up 100k of delicate advertizing structure

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

John Wick of Dogs posted:

Nobody who matters will pretend that

Your straight up delusional if you believe that

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

He will be memory holed as the worst president of all time unless he wins in 2024 ans they make speaking ill of him illegal or something

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

lol forever that this literally happened

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Remember this bitch?

Did his parents troll him by calling him ‘field house’?

Monica Bellucci
Dec 14, 2022

ElGroucho posted:

Michael Rappaport has been pretending to be black for decades, and now he's Jewish, makeup your mind, dude

He's pretending to be Scarlett Johansson?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Google Jeb Bush posted:

i'm almost wondering if his rotted brain remembered Rojava exists (still, more or less)

Are you doubting that the Baathist ideology is the perfect expression of Arab socialism?

Sure is socialist, in the same way Iraq or Albania were socialist or North Korea is socialist, i.e. they pay enough lip service to their socialist origin to be useful rhetorical tools for the right.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

BigglesSWE posted:

From yesterday but man it’s so tiring that lying this brazenly means nothing anymore.

I can't find a good clip right now but it reminds me of an old SNL skit where they improvised Bible scenes and Jesus at one point was like "Yeah, yeah I can fly...... and I’ve got heat vision." and then looked confused about it.

I honestly think he just picks naughty sounding words for things he dislikes and nice sounding words for things he likes, now. "I am the biggest best at good marvelous that were great achievements and good despite all of the evil terrible that was socialisting me bigly bad"

Accipiter
Jan 24, 2004

SINATRA.


quote:

At a rally on Saturday, the former president announced he would tell the Russians “to do whatever the hell they want” to states delinquent in their bills.

Donald Trump, the 45th president of the United States and the presumptive Republican nominee, said earlier today that he would side with Russia against NATO and encourage Russian President Vladimir Putin to brutalize our allies. Not so long ago, many Americans—and especially most Republicans—would have considered anyone supporting such a view to be little more than a deranged and hateful anti-American fanatic.

Trump issued this unhinged threat while telling one of his “sir” stories, a rhetorical device in which some unnamed interlocutor shows Trump great deference while humbly seeking his advice. He described a meeting, ostensibly when he was in office, in which he responded to an ally about NATO funding.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

lol

beer_war
Mar 10, 2005

Nice continent you got there.

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

Accipiter posted:

quote:

Trump issued this unhinged threat while telling one of his “sir” stories, a rhetorical device in which some unnamed interlocutor shows Trump great deference while humbly seeking his advice. He described a meeting, ostensibly when he was in office, in which he responded to an ally about NATO funding.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I wish the Democrats could run for office by pointing out (over and over and over) how much Republicans hate America, Americans, and pretty much everything to do with the actual country, as opposed to the imaginary fascistland they live in in their heads.

Accipiter
Jan 24, 2004

SINATRA.

quote:

‘Sir’ alert: This one word is a telltale sign Trump is being dishonest

A “sir” is a flashing red light that he is speaking from his imagination rather than his memory.

In poker parlance, it’s a tell.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/16/politics/sir-trump-telltale-word-false/index.html

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

The only good "sir" is Sir Duke and I think that should be widely known by now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnNgASBdCeo

tek79
Jun 16, 2008

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:


Hope they jail this fucker

I didn't expect to wake up on the Lord's day Super Bowl Sunday and my first thought would be "Shame all buildings aren't coated in Crisco from the 5th floor up" but here we are.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


CharlestheHammer posted:

Your straight up delusional if you believe that

Nah I just think a lot less journalists and politicians matter

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
The Sir Stories will be the hypothetical Q document for the future Trump Gospels. Historians will argue that the shared stories in the Gospel of Rudy and the Gospel of Bannon originate in this mysterious Q document, which is a collection of sayings attributed to Trump.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Sir/ma'am on the mount

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!

kazil posted:

Sir/ma'am on the mount

Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:

BigglesSWE posted:

The Sir Stories will be the hypothetical Q document for the future Trump Gospels. Historians will argue that the shared stories in the Gospel of Rudy and the Gospel of Bannon originate in this mysterious Q document, which is a collection of sayings attributed to Trump.

Qtras

or

Spewtras

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

Esplanade posted:

When Thatcher croaked, the unofficial theme song was "Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead".

What will we have for Trump?

One of the oompa-loompa songs

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
https://twitter.com/bidenhq/status/1756414506723320127?s=46&t=G1x8XWIwrNxUQoXItlkh2w

I can’t get over how obvious he is with his Putin boner.

Renreeja
Oct 11, 2007

finally the sir story trope has been put down in a news article, thought it was only us noticing things like that

Fucking Moron
Jan 9, 2009


How the gently caress are Republicans going to defend this poo poo???

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

loving Moron posted:

How the gently caress are Republicans going to defend this poo poo???

You don't know it yet, but this is actually bad for Biden.

Jimlit
Jun 30, 2005



loving Moron posted:

How the gently caress are Republicans going to defend this poo poo???

Defend? They agree with it.

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


loving Moron posted:

How the gently caress are Republicans going to defend this poo poo???

Europe is woke

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BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!

Jimlit posted:

Defend? They agree with it.

Pretty sure the old dogs, who had a career before Trump, don’t, but the new grifters, who only lives to serve the orange blob, would burn down their local church if he told them to.

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