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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Slugworth posted:

There's a sign here on a road near a marine base that says "When blinking, heavy smoke may be present". It's blinking 24/7 and there's never been heavy smoke.

It does say may be and not is

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
When you can no longer see them, it is.

chrisgt
Sep 6, 2011

:getin:

redshirt posted:

There's a weigh station on 95 (both sides) in northern Mass that has not been open since at least the mid 90's, and yet Mass maintains the sign with a light that says "Weigh Station __________ CLOSED"

the state of mass has gotta use those tax dollars somehow

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/UxTWZiY.mp4

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Yeah that's pretty tight.

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

:stare:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Yeah skiing rightways up gets samey after a while *casual little backflip*

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum
Candide Thovex is his own, very special kind of OSHA

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

which way to the MACHINES?

wiegieman posted:

Also there are a bunch of really old dams out there where they just winged it 150 years ago and someone needs to Fix That poo poo.

My wife just left a job managing a private/nonprofit nature preserve dealing with this exactly. It was a nightmare, the work was ungodly expensive, there was tons of red tape with state agencies, and absolutely nobody other than her could give two shits about it. It was wild how close they were/still are to significant failure.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Rotting dams huh. Sitting out there god knows where, waiting to flush us like so many toilets. That's an uncomfortable thought.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Karate Bastard posted:

Rotting dams huh. Sitting out there god knows where, waiting to flush us like so many toilets. That's an uncomfortable thought.

Wait till you learn about bridges!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Slugworth posted:

There's a sign here on a road near a marine base that says "When blinking, heavy smoke may be present". It's blinking 24/7 and there's never been heavy smoke.

Well it’s technically correct.

The best kind of correct.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
In Spain 14 people were injured when strong winds fell a tree on a roller coaster

the ride's top speed is 48 km/h, imagine getting whipped by branches in face at that speed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1WNqfaOn0k

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Slugworth posted:

There's a sign here on a road near a marine base that says "When blinking, heavy smoke may be present". It's blinking 24/7 and there's never been heavy smoke.

it's transparent smoke, duh

SerthVarnee
Mar 13, 2011

It has been two zero days since last incident.
Big Super Slapstick Hunk

Karate Bastard posted:

Rotting dams huh. Sitting out there god knows where, waiting to flush us like so many toilets. That's an uncomfortable thought.

Even more fun when the powers that be put the flood gate controls on the internet!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtu7vV_HmY&t=3514s

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
I saw an imgur gallery of a poop explosion in Stockholm and tried to find an article link but found this news instead. Some guy walked into a Spotify office and dumped poop water on the reception desk.

https://ground.news/article/man-threw-poo-into-spotifys-front-desk

The original news I was trying to find with pictures:

It's raining dog poo in Stockholm, Sweden https://imgur.com/gallery/WrtY48G

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Meanwhile in New Orleans.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



zedprime posted:

Meanwhile in New Orleans.


Read this with the inflection of Civil War letters

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

shoeberto posted:

My wife just left a job managing a private/nonprofit nature preserve dealing with this exactly. It was a nightmare, the work was ungodly expensive, there was tons of red tape with state agencies, and absolutely nobody other than her could give two shits about it. It was wild how close they were/still are to significant failure.

Just let the beavers move in, they can build/maintain some dams for us.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

ILL Machina posted:

It's raining dog poo in Stockholm, Sweden https://imgur.com/gallery/WrtY48G
I was reading about that one and it's hilarious. I live nearby and I've seen that pipe and remember quietly wondering what it's there for. I guess now we know. :v:

For those not clicking through, there's a mystery pipe sticking a few inches out of the ground near a park in Stockholm. One or more people have been dropping their bags of dog poo into it after walking their dog, as I guess one does with mystery holes in the ground.

Now Stockholm is currently tunneling for a new subway line, and when they blasted through the rock below it leaked pressure into wherever this mystery pipe goes and turned it into the world's most disgusting spud gun.

Shit Fuckasaurus
Oct 14, 2005

i think right angles might be an abomination against nature you guys
Lipstick Apathy

zedprime posted:

Meanwhile in New Orleans.


Man, I didn't think the sequel to "our nation's vital electrical infrastructure is vulnerable to rednecks with shotguns and improvised explosives" would be "our nation's vital electrical infrastructure is vulnerable to revelers with paper streamers" but here we are.

We're not gonna make it, are we? Americans, I mean.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

ILL Machina posted:

It's raining dog poo in Stockholm, Sweden https://imgur.com/gallery/WrtY48G

LOL

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Nenonen posted:

it's transparent smoke, duh
"When light is blinking, pulled pork may be being smoked perfectly"

pygmy tyrant
Nov 25, 2005

*not a small business owner

MrQwerty posted:

oh yeah just to comment on this, that's the point. Your PPE in a cleanroom isn't to protect you from anything. Cool if it does. It's to protect the product from you and the creeping environmental contamination from outside.
That is the #1 priority and #1 concern.

I spent the first half of this post drunkenly going "sounds like you havent heard about the guy that melted because they didn't wear some ppe when they got sprayed with [X]" before I remembered spending like a year doing FMEAs on how to keep cleanroom adjacent equipment safe through operator gently caress ups and consistently being told operator safety is another, fictional department

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

pygmy tyrant posted:

consistently being told operator safety is another, fictional department
no truer words

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Smashing the FLRDBSE button but the LED won’t illuminate

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2bqHIJPcOT/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Not so bad as far as DIY firewood machines go

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

ILL Machina posted:

I saw an imgur gallery of a poop explosion in Stockholm and tried to find an article link but found this news instead. Some guy walked into a Spotify office and dumped poop water on the reception desk.

https://ground.news/article/man-threw-poo-into-spotifys-front-desk

The original news I was trying to find with pictures:

It's raining dog poo in Stockholm, Sweden https://imgur.com/gallery/WrtY48G
:itwaspoo:

https://www.mitti.se/nyheter/sprangning-blev-mystisk-bajskanon-6.3.203751.a5f73522ff
Google Translate:

quote:

Blasting became mysterious poop cannon

On Wednesday evening at 21:40, the blasts for the subway construction under Birkastan reached Vikingagatan.

But the shock wave moved more than just mountains – loads of dog poo bags were suddenly ejected from a deep pipe.

- The contents simply flew up into the air and onto the street. It ended up on cars, a facade and on the sidewalk. We were told by the condominium association that it even flew over the roof and landed in the courtyard. There is power in the explosions, says Emma Sahlman, press officer for the New Subway.

- Imagine that you have a balloon filled with soft mass, and then you throw it as hard as you can against a house wall or a car. Maybe not all, but many bags have burst. It is estimated that around 50 bags of dog poo were thrown away.

Smoke from the pipe

Residents in the area are used to explosions in the subway in the evening. A resident of the house who was hit describes the sound after the explosion as if something came loose from the facade.

- In the morning there was poop all over the courtyard and poop in the trees. Someone who looked out said there was smoke coming from the pipe. Someone could have died if they walked right in front of it when it happened. It's good pressure I guess. Pretty undignified way to die. Luckily no one was hurt. There were some rocks and tombstones in there too. But the fun was the poop.

What did you think when you saw all the poop?

- It was crazy. Kind of biblical, like with cockroaches and grasshoppers, but it was poo poo. At first I thought it was a boy streak. It was really a crazy accident, but I think they blow up way too late in the evenings. The kids basically wake up every night and get scared when they explode. It's a bit disturbing.

Dog owner's poo cannon

The pipe is located at the northern end of Solvändan and sticks out about a decimeter from the ground. It does not belong to the subway works and should not have been included on any of the work's maps of wires and other things that are in the ground.

- Someone or a few have probably put bags of dog poo in the pipe for quite some time. You can wish that dog owners used designated waste bins and not unknown pipes, says Emma Sahlman at Nya undernbanan.

On Thursday morning, the region notified residents in the area of ​​what had happened. The housing association whose windows and facades had been covered in poo must have them cleaned as soon as possible, according to Emma Sahlman.

- People have shown great patience. They have understood that this was not something we could count on at all.

The pipe will be plugged again, probably with concrete.

- Building in a metropolitan environment involves many challenges and a lot of surprises. However, I don't think that anyone with even the wildest imagination had anticipated this. It's very odd, to say the least, says Emma Sahlman.

- We hope that the culprits saw what happened and stop throwing dog poo bags down unknown pipes.

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!

quote:

Residents in the area are used to explosions in the subway in the evening

:wtc:

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

It's the most direct route between taco bell and the local dispensary

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

klen dool posted:

gently caress graphics are getting good. I think the fact that the player waved sorry at the incoming vehicle threw me off

lol this guy usually does rally and drift videos, but this Bus Driver one was a change of pace, and he waves a computer car for letting him in as well :o: I think the video was him testing out the new indicator stalks mod to his setup, crazy levels of immersion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p6hBpGPWwQ&t=330s
^^timestamped

His racing setup is frankly bonkers:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BNNc7JcLVM&t=68s
^^timestamped

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy

NoneMoreNegative posted:

lol this guy usually does rally and drift videos, but this Bus Driver one was a change of pace, and he waves a computer car for letting him in as well :o: I think the video was him testing out the new indicator stalks mod to his setup, crazy levels of immersion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p6hBpGPWwQ&t=330s
^^timestamped

His racing setup is frankly bonkers:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BNNc7JcLVM&t=68s
^^timestamped

With that knowledge in mind it's actually very funny that he waved :D

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
somehow a waterpark exploded
https://packaged-media.redd.it/enpr...2e34046c965#t=0

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.



Holy poo poo! Found another view:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB89guSWYLc

https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/fire-breaks-out-swedish-amusement-park-no-injuries-reported-2024-02-12/

Xakura
Jan 10, 2019

A safety-conscious little mouse!
Swedes haven't figured out what fluid you're supposed to put in waterparks

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Honestly, looks more fun and exciting to me. Coolly riding down the slide, protected by water while a huge explosion goes off in the background :hellyeah:

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


You'll really love the blast wave pool

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
Hats off to all the brave photographers that stand next to explosions and survive long enough to hit the upload button

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007


At a sea park??

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Quackles
Aug 11, 2018

Pixels of Light.



can't park there mate

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