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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:According to Firaxis' Sid Meier's: Alpha Centauri, it could be Industry, Military, or Religion, as always You're just asking for a nerve staple
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Elon blowing up starships is pretty funny , even giving the benefit of the doubt to it In so far as it doesn't really seem to be accelerating the development much  Elon is spending bulk capital, financial, social and brand, to explode rockets for seemingly marginal gains in development time If I had to pick rocket companies, I might be picking the one that took a year longer but didn't explode a wildlife habitat on the basis of vibes alone
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Jestery posted:Elon blowing up starships is pretty funny , even giving the benefit of the doubt to it and that’s why you’ll never be a billionaire
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Jestery posted:Elon blowing up starships is pretty funny , even giving the benefit of the doubt to it heh, sounds like somebody doesn’t know the secret to success: move fast and [trails off and mumbles at the ketamine takes hold]
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Feb 11, 2024 21:55
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Or how many terabytes of
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https://twitter.com/bryan_johnson/status/1756701124063789251
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Feb 11, 2024 23:06
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mods please change my name to Tumescence Over Time tia
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Feb 11, 2024 23:09
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 91% erection quality!
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Feb 11, 2024 23:10
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Publicly posting about my sleepy time boners ITT
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PhazonLink posted:i mean that would require musk to know an asian country that isnt China, Japan, or S. Korea. Musk knows Saudi Arabia, which gives him money with no string attached, and Turkey, which texts him with stuff they’d like removed from his platform.
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Feb 11, 2024 23:11
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brb creating a new pivot table in boaner journal dot xlsx
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Feb 11, 2024 23:11
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The only reason people measure their erections at night is because they're not getting them during the day.
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Feb 11, 2024 23:11
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How do you measure the quality of a sleep boner on a 0-100% scale?
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Feb 11, 2024 23:13
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Wow, what a coincidence! The company that sells the boner sensor also sells boner pills!
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Feb 11, 2024 23:14
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I would assume some sort of bluetooth enabled sleeve paired with your smart phone. In the olden days you'd just use a roll of stamps. I saw a documentary about impotence in like 1999.
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MrQwerty posted:How do you measure the quality of a sleep boner on a 0-100% scale? X poll
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MrQwerty posted:How do you measure the quality of a sleep boner on a 0-100% scale? quote:The Adam Sensor is a ring-like device that you wear at the base of your penis just before going to bed. The sensor is small, compact and completely non-obstructive so after a few minutes you will not even notice that you are wearing it.
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Feb 11, 2024 23:18
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Brb need to put on my bedtime cockring, virility.xls is very important to me
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Feb 11, 2024 23:20
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Not tonight honey, I already put my boner measuring sock on.
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This guy has the weirdest uncanny valley vibes in his videos.
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Phrenology for phalluses
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PhazonLink posted:so what would 1 million people even do on mars? But if Musk wants to create the Golgafrinchan B-ark for real and install himself in its primary bathtub, I'm all for it. I'll stay on Earth and just make sure to santitize my telephone.
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my “powerful night boners” shirt etc etc
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Feb 11, 2024 23:36
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#Tumescence
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you know just because you can measure and count something doesnt mean you should or any data from it is useful
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There used to be a gross animated gif on this forum with a cartoon boner percentage
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What an opportune time to share an excellent Melvins and Jello Biafra collaboration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LILM1AVNLuM
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The average 18 year old gets a 3 hour boner eating a cracker. This dweeb needs a Bluetooth enabled dick sock to reach even a 1000th of their power.
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The boner monologues My boner is a biomarker
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Apparently that's an important diagnostic for erectile dysfunction (not being able to get an erection while sleeping is I guess indicative of deeper medial issues for your boner problems, not just stress) because one of the Ignobel prizes one year was for a team who figured out how to use a roll of stamps as a cheap and simple sleep boner detector.
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Here's an idea for Elon: Neuralink but in your penis
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Lotta people itt worried their nocturnal erection quality is sub 50%
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why dont these guys have a woman (or man, or whatever adult consenting ) in bed with them?
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Just gonna send this chick on tinder a few screenshots of virility.xls so she knows she's dealing with a hard man here
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PhazonLink posted:why dont these guys have a woman (or man, or whatever adult consenting ) in bed with them? Having sex with women is gay.
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Is this the same guy that's obsessed with immortality?
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Feb 11, 2024 23:57
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Night boners Check it and see Got a chubby While I’m sleeping soundly
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John Mirra posted:Is this the same guy that's obsessed with immortality? 
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Muppetry of the penis - It all happens on X #sports
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So measuring the tumescence is actually part of an immortality scheme?
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