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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Super Bowl 58 GDT
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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

Drunk Nerds posted:

If people itt could note when there are Tay Tay sightings, it would be greatly appreciated. I'm running a prop bets contest but watching the Nick broadcast for my kids.

she got a player introduction

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

 I’m just chuckling to myself how much money exchanged hands for somebody to come up with Pizza W-Hut?

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HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
 i hate pizza w-hut commercial so much. ive seen it 4 times now

e: minions!! :argh:

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Starbucks
Jul 7, 2002

Your daily cup of fuck you.
I paid the £1 to get your advertisements. So far it’s ok.

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Knights of the shitpost:

saddle up

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Chillmatic
Jul 25, 2003

always seeking to survive and flourish
pizza :what:

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BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

 I didn't recognise post Malone in people clothes

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Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
I’m sorry, Country Post Malone is a thing now?

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
so does post malone just not know that an extremely untalented toddler has doodled all over his face and hands with a ballpoint pen or what

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Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

 I'm most excited for the trailer to the sequel for Twister

TWISTERS

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StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

 drat jelly roll lost weight

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HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
 post malone? playing country acoustic america the beautiful?? :psyduck:

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Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


 Post Malone woooo!

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
My barbecue place is sending me brisket instead of ribs. This is a disaster.

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marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Since he's doing this before the game it should be Pre Malone

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duck.exe
Apr 14, 2012

Nap Ghost
Post Lmao

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
he actually sounds pretty good

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

 I did not anticipate liking this

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
wasn’t expecting country

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AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

CapnAndy posted:

so does post malone just not know that an extremely untalented toddler has doodled all over his face and hands with a ballpoint pen or what

these lovely tattoos are a true Celebration of America, if only there was someone firing a gun

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Starbucks
Jul 7, 2002

Your daily cup of fuck you.
Anyway ideal halftime show artist has to be Tenacious D

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HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
 post malone looks like a sticky q-anon shaman

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skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
Trading Post Malone

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duck.exe
Apr 14, 2012

Nap Ghost

CapnAndy posted:

he actually sounds pretty good

Yeah cuz he’s barely audible! :haw:

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FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
odd musical artist choice for this song

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waffle enthusiast
Nov 16, 2007

kiimo posted:

I did not anticipate liking this

Post Malone is a national treasure

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
lol cut to Tay Tay

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Elendil004
Mar 22, 2003

The prognosis
is not good.

 This will still be a better performance than the tired old rag they drag out next to murder the Star Spangled Banner though.

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Starbucks posted:

Anyway ideal halftime show artist has to be Tenacious D
Weird Al

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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

CapnAndy posted:

he actually sounds pretty good

Eh

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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
 this makes me hate america more than i usually do

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Ok Reba is cool.

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Elendil004 posted:

This will still be a better performance than the tired old rag they drag out next to murder the Star Spangled Banner though.

the second most beloved country woman alive?

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HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
 Why do ceremonial color guards use old rear end M1 Garands and not modern weaposn

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Starbucks
Jul 7, 2002

Your daily cup of fuck you.

CapnAndy posted:

Weird Al

Fair shout. Whoever doesn’t get it sings the anthem.

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NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
 Post Malone actually got his start doing folk covers on YouTube.

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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

skasion posted:

Trading Post Malone

lol

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HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
 reba is cool :cheers:

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Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

kiimo posted:

I did not anticipate liking this

The ASL translation is just making the :jerkbag: motion for 2 minutes

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Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?

Starbucks posted:

Anyway ideal halftime show artist has to be Tenacious D

Daft Punk ft. special guest Hatsune Miku

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