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 In a world afraid to take chances, only able to produce sequels and endlessly reboot franchises, the NFL brings you The Kansas City Chiefs Vs The San Francisco Adjacent 49ers. Go here to talk about food: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4053830 Go here to talk about the offseason: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4054011 Go here to talk about coaching changes: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4041188 Stay put if you hate yourself and/or your favorite team. Super Bowl 58 facts: It's in Las Vegas. Taylor Swift may be shown on TV a lot. Usher is doing the halftime show. That's all I got, I'm putting as much effort into this as the NFL script writers did.
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When does the game start? 6:30 p.m. ET, 3:30 pm PT Where can I watch Super Bowl 58 legally? CBS Paramount+ NFL+ on mobile devices Nikelodeon for the alternative "slimecast" Which team is which? The Chiefs are wearing their home colors, a red top with white bottoms. The 49ers are wearing their away colors, a white top with gold bottoms. Who are the announcers? Jim Nantz (play-by-play), Tony Romo (color commentary), Tracy Wolfson and Evan Washburn (sideline reporters), Jay Feely (special teams analyst) and Gene Steratore (rules analyst). Who are the referees, so I know who to blame for my team losing? Referee: Bill Vinovich (famously pro-Chiefs, the fix is in!) Umpire: Terry Killens (a former 49er player, the fix is in!) Down judge: Patrick Holt Line judge: Mark Perlman Field judge: Tom Hill Side judge: Allen Baynes Back judge: Brad Freeman Replay official: Mike Chase Replay assistant: Jack Persampire Coldforge fucked around with this message at 21:41 on Feb 11, 2024 |
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Feb 11, 2024 21:32
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Great effort, op I will post here
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Feb 11, 2024 21:32
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gently caress the Cowboys
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I wanna hear SpongeBob Squarepants’ opinion on the proliferation of sports gambling.
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Feb 11, 2024 21:39
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suber boll
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Feb 11, 2024 21:41
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Quiet Feet posted:gently caress the Cowboys
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Feb 11, 2024 21:42
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Quiet Feet posted:gently caress the Cowboys
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Feb 11, 2024 21:42
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The San Francisco 69ers have a 100% ownership stake in my team and so I've been getting emails from Leeds United inviting me to multiple LIVE watch parties if they win we will be adding it to the roll of honour and the Lombardi trophy will be going to elland road to go in the trophy case
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Feb 11, 2024 21:42
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Bark Purdy vs Patrick Mabones poor Mr. Bean.... 
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Feb 11, 2024 21:43
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Quiet Feet posted:gently caress the Cowboys
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Feb 11, 2024 21:43
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Quiet Feet posted:gently caress the Cowboys
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Go Dolphins!
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I want to say once again, it has been a fine season shitposting with everyone here in Taylor’s Football Funhouse, even the disturbed individuals who root for Dallas sports teams, the deranged lunatics analyzing obscure stats to claim that Dak Prescott is the 6th best QB in the NFC East, and AFC North fans who enable Kawalimus and will one day be subpoenaed after his attempt to kidnap John Harbaugh ends hilariously on national TV. May we have good posting today, and I’ll see the true degenerates again for the Combine and Day 3 of the Draft. Except those of you who supported Tom Brady. Y’all can burn in hell.
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Feb 11, 2024 21:47
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Watching the Puppy Bowl makes me sad I can't get a dog. 
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Feb 11, 2024 21:48
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9ers destined for heartbreak, alas.
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MoaM posted:9ers destined for heartbreak, alas. yeah probably, at least a bunch of insecure chuddy assholes will be mad Taylor Swift is supporting her SO
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Feb 11, 2024 21:52
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This really the year they're going to force us to subscribe and immediately cancel a paramount plus sub eh?
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Feb 11, 2024 21:52
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fartknocker posted:
next year t*m br*dy will call the super bowl might as well warn y'all now also in 3 years the super bowl will be on valentine's day
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Feb 11, 2024 22:01
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Quiet Feet posted:gently caress the Cowboys  And go the 49ers
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I will be watching the big game with my wife and newborn and enjoying paternity leave
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Feb 11, 2024 22:06
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NickRoweFillea posted:I will be watching the big game with my wife and newborn and enjoying paternity leave Congrats, just keep baby away from Kyle shanahan
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Feb 11, 2024 22:09
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lmao that anyone is bothering to watch this after the big game today when northwestern defeated penn state 68-63 in men's basketball to move up to third place in the Big Ten.
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Feb 11, 2024 22:11
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Go chefs and my parlays.
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https://x.com/bussinwtb/status/1756726759121162315?s=61&t=VfPms4CBkLlZnXNpXD5M5Q Edit this is not real by the way kiimo fucked around with this message at 22:43 on Feb 11, 2024 |
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Feb 11, 2024 22:18
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gently caress vinovich
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Feb 11, 2024 22:20
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I don’t actually care who wins I’d just like it to be an exciting contest
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Feb 11, 2024 22:24
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I'm just tuning in to see if Kelce propose to Taylor at the end when they win
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Feb 11, 2024 22:26
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NeonPunk posted:I'm just tuning in to see if Kelce propose to Taylor at the end when they win this but Taylor saying yes even though Kelce lost
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Feb 11, 2024 22:31
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Thanks for starting this Pretty cool matchup this year, all things considered, even though it wasn't what I wanted. I have no dog in this fight, really. AS an Eagles fan, I have some attachment to Andy Reid even though I'm still bitter that he waited to get to KC to go from a good to a great coach. When he left Philly, he remembered he could run the ball once in a while, learned to clock manage and really figured out how to play to the strengths of his team instead of asking Donovan McNabb to throw the ball 60 times every game. I grew up really liking the way Joe Montana played QB and learned to kinda like the 49ers. Then, in the early 90's, I lived in SF for a while and kinda got caught up in the fandom there so I've always really dug the organization so I hope they win. If I were betting, I'd take KC but I'm rooting for the 49ers and the fact that the line hasn't moved in two weeks is telling me something here. Also, I get to a point with certain teams (Dallas in the 90's, New England) where I get tired of the same team always getting the Lombardi Trophy so, for me, as much as I love watching Mahomes play, I kinda love the idea of the last pick in the draft whipping his rear end on the national stage. So go Niners.
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Feb 11, 2024 22:31
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cheefs bitch
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Feb 11, 2024 22:36
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Ugh why isn't the super bowl at 4pm est. this is intolerable
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https://x.com/bleacherreport/status/1756660944170897731?s=46&t=4HCQHNrQSCCyTv5_MzlCTw Feels like we could use his playmaking ability but I guess when you gently caress around and call your team out on a live stream for lying about an injury publicly you get what you pay for
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Feb 11, 2024 22:37
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I. M. Gei posted:cheefs bitch Hey, that's great, but who are the cheefs?
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Feb 11, 2024 22:38
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If Team Ruff loses this I am gonna write hate mail to Team Fluff. Real "Arf Bark Bark Bark Arf Woof" poo poo
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kiimo posted:https://x.com/bleacherreport/status/1756660944170897731?s=46&t=4HCQHNrQSCCyTv5_MzlCTw Did the 49ers write this?
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I'm going for the 49ers so to show my anti Chiefs support I'm wearing my Bucs Super Bowl LIV Champion hoodie. But what I care about most is hoping my numbers hit on the Super Bowl board.
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i’m praying jake moody gives us a good  so we can hear those new doink mics CBS apparently set up
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I am excited for the halftime show featuring Usher. Usher owns.
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