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Stanley Tucheetos
May 15, 2012

The national anthem of the United States of America is a warcrime to music.

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Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Ohh maybe Reeba Macyntryharder to hit that note

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005
My paramount+ stream just died

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
i'm sorry to report that taylor swift has been arrested she is currently being led out of the stadium in cuffs and in tears. the crowd has spontaneously started chanting TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP while the officials eject travis kelce for spreading the 5g virus around. it gives me no pleasure to state the facts that both are facing immedate execution for their crimes against humanity


enjoy the following ad featuring snickers

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?
god allmighty, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck turbo tax

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Starbucks posted:

A lot of people are all “Hey Super Bowl bigger than World Cup” now that is dumb from an event size and audience perspective but other than the Olympics Opening Ceremony you lot put a lot of effort into this poo poo every year.

It is 1000 times less boring

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Stanley Tucheetos posted:

The national anthem of the United States of America is a warcrime to music.

It's all we know.

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


Reba wearing her WWE title belt

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

HonorableTB posted:

Why do ceremonial color guards use old rear end M1 Garands and not modern weaposn

M16 rubber duckys would look terrible.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
GRONK MISSED

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

it looked good to me

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Stanley Tucheetos posted:

the United States of America is a warcrime.

fyp

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
gronk loving sucks

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
lol Gronk

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
gronk!

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

nice kick dipshit

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
Why is CS advertising Big 10 this far out.

And Gronk you failed Carl man

Syntaxed
Feb 20, 2004
Gronk Moody

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
lol eat poo poo gronk

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
drat, I bet the doink

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Tail never fails let’s go got to make up for Reba

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

The only big game I got access to today.

At least this bar has Twisted Tea on tap.

No chicken wings though.

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

ball foot game

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

you let carl weathers down

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
lmao gronk shanked it

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
gronk with a wet fart, what a waste of 15 seconds of my life

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

there are going to be about 100 billion bloody gambling commercials aren't there?

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

Should've let Cena kick it

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
tom grossi should get to flip the coin

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?
L-O-loving-L at the idea of this loving gambling commercial being "live"

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Ah yes. The annual

"You excited for the game!?"

"Well its time for us to be buzz kills and for you to be sad about tragedy"

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
sharfed on that kick

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


if you gambled on gronk making a field goal gently caress you lmao

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

HonorableTB posted:

Why do ceremonial color guards use old rear end M1 Garands and not modern weaposn

you can't do fancy flip tricks with a predator drone

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Gronk choked again, smh

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
I was afraid for a second that they were gonna bring up Israel

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Android Apocalypse posted:


The only big game I got access to today.

At least this bar has Twisted Tea on tap.

No chicken wings though.

I see a laptop right there that could be used for streaming :colbert:

smackfu
Jun 7, 2004

Papercut posted:

My paramount+ stream just died

Yikes, my decision to plug in the rabbit ears is vindicated.

Also the stream was about five second behind broadcast so…

Chillmatic
Jul 25, 2003

always seeking to survive and flourish
it is 2024

I am waiting for the superbowl to begin

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HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
luna lunas

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