Super Bowl 58 GDT

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Elendil004: Mar 22, 2003; The prognosis
is not good.

I wonder if we got a hardcore country music selection because people were mad the last halftime show was so black.

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# ? May 20, 2024 16:24

Space Jam: Jul 22, 2008

shyduck posted:

if you gambled on gronk making a field goal gently caress you lmao

# ? Feb 12, 2024 00:34

Tayter Swift: Nov 18, 2002; Pillbug

One last time: Niners, friends.

# ? Feb 12, 2024 00:34

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

shyduck posted:

if you gambled on gronk making a field goal gently caress you lmao

You didn't gamble, you just picked one (make/miss). I'm sure I won twenty-five cents.

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indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Hawaii

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

shyduck posted:

if you gambled on gronk making a field goal gently caress you lmao

it was a free pick

:smith:

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Sudden Loud Noise: Feb 18, 2007

Jesus Christ I'm an ADHD millenial and even I can't handle the tonal whiplash. NATIONAL ANTHEM. GRONK KICK FOOTBALL. TOIN - HAWAII WILD FIRES.

# ? Feb 12, 2024 00:34

raditts: Feb 21, 2001; The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

CapnAndy posted:

quick jets go overfly that stadium

with the closed roof

they can't see you

No, the jets are at home, they didn't make it nearly this far.

# ? Feb 12, 2024 00:34

fknlo: Jul 6, 2009; Fun Shoe

I'm here for the escalation of the Chiefs villain arc

# ? Feb 12, 2024 00:34

HonorableTB: Dec 22, 2006

Elendil004 posted:

I wonder if we got a hardcore country music selection because people were mad the last halftime show was so black.

19th anniversary of wardrobe malfunction

# ? Feb 12, 2024 00:34

Windmill Hut: Jul 21, 2008

Wasn't the game meant to start 5 minutes ago

# ? Feb 12, 2024 00:35

Chillmatic: Jul 25, 2003; always seeking to survive and flourish

it is 1992

I am waiting for the superbowl to begin

# ? Feb 12, 2024 00:35

Thaddius the Large: Jul 5, 2006; It's in the five-hole!

smackfu posted:

Yikes, my decision to plug in the rabbit ears is vindicated.

Also the stream was about five second behind broadcast so�

lol it was dying during the pregame show, you can see just how much they invested in their steaming architecture

# ? Feb 12, 2024 00:35

Ornery and Hornery: Oct 22, 2020

nickelodeon

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

thots and prayers

# ? Feb 12, 2024 00:35

Elendil004: Mar 22, 2003; The prognosis
is not good.

How many of these children have traumatic brain damage because of football?

# ? Feb 12, 2024 00:35

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

if the 49ers win, sportswriters will get to debate whether Kyle Shanahan is a HOF coach in ten years

# ? Feb 12, 2024 00:35

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

HonorableTB posted:

19th anniversary of wardrobe malfunction

20th iirc

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Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

Aaron Rodgers had a Hawaiian son?

# ? Feb 12, 2024 00:35

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Silly Burrito posted:

I see a laptop right there that could be used for streaming

Not my laptop & it would be rude to ask as they're working.

# ? Feb 12, 2024 00:35

I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

indigi posted:

Hawaii

Good timing, I just finished Yakuza Infinite Wealth today.

# ? Feb 12, 2024 00:35

fknlo: Jul 6, 2009; Fun Shoe

It's 5:30. kick the ball

# ? Feb 12, 2024 00:35

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

Jesus Christ I'm an ADHD millenial and even I can't handle the tonal whiplash. NATIONAL ANTHEM. GRONK KICK FOOTBALL. TOIN - HAWAII WILD FIRES.

Gamble!

Are you gambling yet?

# ? Feb 12, 2024 00:35

Thorgot: Apr 4, 2010

"We lost 4 family members.

Brought to you by Wildfire Betting Company."

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HonorableTB: Dec 22, 2006

that camera is almost bigger than the woman holding it lol

# ? Feb 12, 2024 00:35

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

gently caress

# ? Feb 12, 2024 00:35

Bacontotem: May 27, 2010

Whoever wins. The country loses.

# ? Feb 12, 2024 00:35

Argus Zant: Nov 18, 2012; Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?

Ornery and Hornery posted:

nickelodeon

what do Mr. Star & Mr. Pants have to say about the tragedy in Hawaii

# ? Feb 12, 2024 00:35

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

tails never fails?

# ? Feb 12, 2024 00:35

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

flip the coin

# ? Feb 12, 2024 00:35

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

aw look at their gross little highschool mustaches

# ? Feb 12, 2024 00:36

HonorableTB: Dec 22, 2006

CapnAndy posted:

20th iirc

youre right dang i thought it was 2005 lol

# ? Feb 12, 2024 00:36

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

god I am already so pre-disappointed in this super bowl

# ? Feb 12, 2024 00:36

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Windmill Hut posted:

Wasn't the game meant to start 5 minutes ago

the clock during the pregame was clearly counting down to 6:40

# ? Feb 12, 2024 00:36

Hirez: Feb 3, 2003; Weber scored 49 points?

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

Jesus Christ I'm an ADHD millenial and even I can't handle the tonal whiplash. NATIONAL ANTHEM. GRONK KICK FOOTBALL. TOIN - HAWAII WILD FIRES.

seriously, this is a loving wild broadcast... when they cut to a live gambling shoot between anthem/coinflip. David stern/Bud Selig would be rolling in their graves

# ? Feb 12, 2024 00:36

raditts: Feb 21, 2001; The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

Elendil004 posted:

I wonder if we got a hardcore country music selection because people were mad the last halftime show was so black.

Maybe that and to placate the chuds enraged that Lift Every Voice and Sing was included. Despite them boycotting the nfl for going on 5 years now, if they were to be believed.

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Coldforge: Oct 29, 2002; I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Go Niners, do good things and win.

# ? Feb 12, 2024 00:36

Pakistani Brad Pitt: Nov 28, 2004; Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...

Chillmatic posted:

it is 1992

I am waiting for the superbowl to begin

Did always like Okoye and KC in Tecmo Super Bowl

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shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

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# ? May 20, 2024 16:24

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Taylor wins

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