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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Super Bowl 58 GDT
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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
BROCK PURDY BROCK PURDY BROCK PURDY BROCK PURDY

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
I truly don't want either of these teams to win, put on another commercial

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
"has to get over the mental hurdle of the mystique of Patrick Mahomes" lmao

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Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
*mario jump sound*

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 why do networks always tweak their scorebars for the super bowl. it's not a huge difference but i still notice it

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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

JT Jag posted:

I really don't give a poo poo about this Super Bowl, but here I am anyway
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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

 Ah man I was hoping no Romo

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Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

 Big FB play, good Super Bowl

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

 FB hurdle hell yeah

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barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
i like the cbs scorebug but i say next season they gotta go all out and bring back the aero glass look

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
I have more 49ers fan friends than I have Chiefs fan friends so go them I guess

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rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
JUSZ

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HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
 cmc is doin it right

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
CMC gonna have a good game tonight

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Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

WampaLord posted:

FB hurdle hell yeah

Yeah that was p cool

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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SilvergunSuperman posted:

Ah man I was hoping no Romo

It's CBS, they're going to have Romo

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Ah man I was hoping no Romo
i mean CBS' #2 CC is Charles Davis so IDK if that's better

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 they have no defense

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nikosoft
Dec 17, 2011

ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse
College Slice
Let's go the Niners

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
romo just said "dynasty" does that mean I have to root for 49ers on account of the chiefs will become even more loving insufferable if they win

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Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Took "Mr. Irrelevant" in the drinking game romo is going to kill me

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Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

 Not great for KC

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HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
 he did half that first down run backwards :lmao:

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Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

barnold posted:

i like the cbs scorebug but i say next season they gotta go all out and bring back the aero glass look

I’m looking forward to when there’s no scorebug unless I’m wearing my Apple VisionPro ™️

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Vertical Lime posted:

they have no defense

this idiot

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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That's KC ball babay

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ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


 that’s a lot of first downs

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Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
Does Romo always sound like this, get that man some lemon juice

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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
 not cutting to taytay every five seconds is the patriacharcy at work

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Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

 SCRIPTED FUMBLE

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Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
welp

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Shinji2015 posted:

CMC gonna have a good game tonight

Oh no!

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brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015

Shinji2015 posted:

CMC gonna have a good game tonight

Hmmm maybe not

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pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


 Spags is not actually a good DC without an insanely talented pass rush having his back

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Oopsy-doodle.

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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Lol CMC

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HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
 fumble!!!

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Clown Bowl

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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"Give it up" bumper music

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

 Ohhhhh myyyy gooood

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