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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
This is gonna be that loving "He Knows Us" Christian think tank thing again isn't it?

gently caress ME I KNEW IT

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
so do christians just, like

not know how creepy they are

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

CapnAndy posted:

yay more commercials yaaaaaaaaaay

This is my first time watching broadcast TV in a while and it's crazy how everything is targeted to old people.

ALSO JESUS AD.

Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

.....ok

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
Jesus was the Quentin Tarentino's of his day

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Extremely tired of the Jesus commercials

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way

bobjr posted:

Is this a fetish ad?

whether it thinks it is or not

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
how did foot fetishes make enough money to buy a super bowl ad

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Why are we letting Rex Ryan make commercials?

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
that commercial meant absolutely nothing

Starbucks
Jul 7, 2002

Your daily cup of fuck you.
Jesus: He has a feet fetish

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Jesus *absolutely* taught hate fyi

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
AI foot fetish art!

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPZ9QMnyL0s

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
These Jesus ads are making me horny

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
jesus: directed by quentin tarantino

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Ah, time for the weird Jesus commercial

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
... Foot fetish commercial?

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!
this is insanely painful lmfao

Elendil004
Mar 22, 2003

The prognosis
is not good.


WHAT the gently caress was this foot ad holy poo poo I hope its for a car or something.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Jesus really into AI art

Sunday Morning
Apr 7, 2007

Easy
Smellrose
Gonna wash your feet to make you forget our hosed up political beliefs

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


yeah these are christians

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
he gets us is a chud astroturfed campaign aimed at appealing to The Kids, ignore it

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Shut the gently caress up about feet Jesus

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

I don't think I've ever seen Brady do something funny but "hey Wayne Gretzky " got me

smackfu
Jun 7, 2004

I could have made that Jesus ad with an AI image generator

Edit: oops was a bit behind on that

theCops
Aug 13, 2004
wash your feet and be nice

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Wow this Jesus site is really going all in on the foot washing thing...

https://hegetsus.com/en/articles/foot-washing-image-gallery

:stare:

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

lol Jesus with a foot fetish, loving freak.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

that Jesus ad was designed to be memed by people

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Freaquency posted:

Extremely tired of the Jesus commercials

if there's gonna be Jesus commercials I’m glad they show Christians being nice to people at abortion clinics rather than Tim Tebow arguing against it

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?
gently caress you, jesus commercial people

Beached Whale
Jun 27, 2009

The world as will and idea
Jesus was an admin on Wikifeet

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
brb gonna find the part of the bible where jesus taught hate

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

How much good could He Gets Us have done with the money it took to buy that ad?

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Kirios posted:

Jesus *absolutely* taught hate fyi
naw he was pretty cool

his followers, on the other hand

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Kirios posted:

Jesus *absolutely* taught hate fyi

Yeah, but mostly against money changers

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
Jesus died of autoerotic asphyxiation too. He gets us.

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raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


C. Everett Koop posted:

how did foot fetishes make enough money to buy a super bowl ad

They got that Tarantino money

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