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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Super Bowl 58 GDT
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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Kirios posted:

My wife is super into them (honestly, kids are more into it than the game as well). It’s not for them - they’ve gotta get over it.

next year an ad comes up says here's the rizzler and a fat guy in his 40s jumps onto the screen and starts doing fortnite dances and i slowly put the gun into my mouth and squeeze the trigger

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Dango Bango posted:

How's the game been? And what's the broadcast of choice for the thread?
awful and nickleodeon unless you want to post about commercials, in which case cbs/paramount+

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Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
gotta get rid of that brock if you wanna break the $1m/year mark

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theCops
Aug 13, 2004
 what a game.

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Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

 I appreciate the stiff arm attempt by Purdy tbh

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 this game has been perfect for advertisers with all the punts

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
We got a greaseball.

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Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

 The worst super bowl ever played

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
SPHERE

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InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

More Jesus foot stuff.

Did Nickelodeon get the Jesus foot ad?

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Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

 Butter Bowl!

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Kale
May 14, 2010

 Kelce Sulk

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HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
 almost fumbled the punt lmao

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err
Apr 11, 2005

I carry my own weight no matter how heavy this shit gets...

theCops posted:

what a game.

💩💩💩💩

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

The Glumslinger posted:

"Why waste money on hiring actual writers, just have the head of marketing's kid write it"

the continued 80s nostalgia and the lack of younger acting stars feels connected

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fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Might I suggest holding onto the dang rear end ball.

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Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
richie james dropping a punt, this sounds familiar

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
 Oof that would have been disastrous.

Now at least the Chiefs have a chance to maybe punt again.

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Both of these special teams return units kinda suck rear end huh

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dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

kdrudy posted:

Gotta keep that insurance one way or another.

That's a good point with that strike last year

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Punters are showing out tonight

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YMB
Nov 8, 2009

in an unceremonious way
Already repeating ads! And they've been even worse than usual.

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Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

BlindSite posted:

Kelce is fine. Jfc goons and their decorum bullshit about a big game.

The flag is on the field, he's being penalized a one Swift penalty

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FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

General Dog posted:

Kelce shouldn’t see the field again after addressing his coach like that

agreed. very disrespectful

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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
 nearly maximum clownage

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fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

HonorableTB posted:

almost fumbled the punt lmao

That would be very Chiefs like

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 repeat ads already??? lol

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

 Dude Kelce is an rear end in a top hat

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HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006

InsensitiveSeaBass posted:

Did Nickelodeon get the Jesus foot ad?

nope

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Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.
So fuckin frustrated with the Niners right now. They should be up 17-0

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001

MJeff posted:

We got a greaseball.

Giants haven't played in a month man.

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AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
is the Nickelodeon broadcast also feverishly sucking off Las Vegas

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Smeef
Aug 15, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!


Pillbug
these Temu ads cost about $100 to make each

the songs don't even pronounce the company name right

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raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


 Temu again? I guess they're shopping for ad space like a billionaire

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
I am like 99% sure billionaires don't buy cheap dropshipped crap

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Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
Temu: Set the Autotune to Kill

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de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

 Someone do something ???

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

BlindSite posted:

Kelce is fine. Jfc goons and their decorum bullshit about a big game.

It excites me to say things about White players that I wouldn’t be able to say about other players.

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Elendil004
Mar 22, 2003

The prognosis
is not good.

 It's cool that you can buy chinese crap even easier now

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NeonPunk
Dec 21, 2020

 How tf does Temu has enough money to run that stupid Disney tiktok filter twice.

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