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Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
This game rules

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Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


Petey posted:

my main contribution to this Super Bowl party so far was saying that I was rooting for Taylor Swift’s private jet that she takes from one side of the stadium to the other to crash into it to help prevent more environmental crimes by mediocre white women. So now I posting because I’ve been sent to do dishes in the kitchen while her friends cool off

On the contrary

They sent two private jets so that she wouldn't get stuck

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
We're already at almost as much points as Pats/Rams 2 ended with!

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Petey posted:

My grandparents are (well my grandpa passed in March but grandma still kicking) lifelong evangelical ministers who drifted further and further to the left until it got to the point that they’d spend Bible studying arguing with the right wing fundamentalists about the social gospel and queerness and “if Jesus were alive today they’d call him a socialist and crucify him again”

This came up at Christmas with my mom too. I hope she took it to heart when I told her pretty much this. She did seem to have a bit of an aha moment.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

theCops posted:

dorites owe credit to nothing but the dorite itself. especially the MX ones.
doritos were invented in disneyland

I don't have a point I just think that's neat

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

Petey posted:

my main contribution to this Super Bowl party so far was saying that I was rooting for Taylor Swift’s private jet that she takes from one side of the stadium to the other to crash into it to help prevent more environmental crimes by mediocre white women. So now I posting because I’ve been sent to do dishes in the kitchen while her friends cool off

lmfao

Chillmatic
Jul 25, 2003

always seeking to survive and flourish

Petey posted:

my main contribution to this Super Bowl party so far was saying that I was rooting for Taylor Swift’s private jet that she takes from one side of the stadium to the other to crash into it to help prevent more environmental crimes by mediocre white women. So now I posting because I’ve been sent to do dishes in the kitchen while her friends cool off

you’re a knob that people have to try and quietly tolerate lol

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

kecske posted:

Greenlaw blew up his achilles

Doing what? Getting up off the bench? Wtf happened exactly?

theCops
Aug 13, 2004

nah all love at this point

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?

NJM posted:

Was the Kennedy ad there to just make the Snapchat ad look timely and hip?

i think it was there because we're now entering the Failson Era of politics where "i had a famous relative who was president once" is considered a viable marketing strategy

it terrifies me to my core

th3t00t
Aug 14, 2007

GOOD CLEAN FOOTBALL
What’s with all the extra black uniform NFL officials that are breaking up all the fights?

The Taxman
Jan 2, 2007

greetings sweeties, let me give you a back massage. for i am a whiz!


Krabby patties flying out from players' armpits. Beautiful.

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
Chiefs looked like poo poo that whole half. They've been worse the second half all year

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



HonorableTB posted:

Yeah that was a recycled Kennedy '60 ad

Spend the money to re-run this thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP7WaUPACuY

theCops
Aug 13, 2004

CapnAndy posted:

doritos were invented in disneyland

I don't have a point I just think that's neat

ye

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Digital Jedi posted:

This game rules

This game has a lot of known rules that are inviolable, but it also does rule.

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

petey do u still have a something awful domain email

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Panfilo posted:

Doing what? Getting up off the bench? Wtf happened exactly?
pure non-contact

was running back onto the field after change of possession and went down

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Hey, that guy is from Smallville.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
It’s walker Texas lamer

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Panfilo posted:

Doing what? Getting up off the bench? Wtf happened exactly?

Pretty much.

Running onto the field

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Coming up soon: the halftime show, followed by suddenly experienced entertainment professionals coming out of the woodwork on Facebook to criticize it.

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

th3t00t posted:

What’s with all the extra black uniform NFL officials that are breaking up all the fights?

i think they had something to do with it being halftime

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
just wild that i saw a robert kennedy campaign ad during the super bowl :psyduck:

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

CapnAndy posted:

why run it if you're not gonna TO

Non zero chance CMC randomly does something ridiculous I guess. He just did something pretty good and I don't think they wanted to risk a pick 6 or something?

At least that's my guess as to the thinking there.

Dpulex
Feb 26, 2013
I might choose to just not live in the fire country

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

HonorableTB posted:

just wild that i saw a robert kennedy campaign ad during the super bowl :psyduck:

Technically a super pac ad

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

th3t00t posted:

What’s with all the extra black uniform NFL officials that are breaking up all the fights?

the Arch Referee, the final boss

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Petey posted:

my main contribution to this Super Bowl party so far was saying that I was rooting for Taylor Swift’s private jet that she takes from one side of the stadium to the other to crash into it to help prevent more environmental crimes by mediocre white women. So now I posting because I’ve been sent to do dishes in the kitchen while her friends cool off

You sound like real fun at par-

Oh.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

What the gently caress is this pep talk commercial

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

i cant wait to hear all my favorite usher songs such as confessions and uhh burn?

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Dpulex posted:

I might choose to just not live in the fire country

I’ve got bad news about climate change

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006


Petey posted:

My grandparents are (well my grandpa passed in March but grandma still kicking) lifelong evangelical ministers who drifted further and further to the left until it got to the point that they’d spend Bible studying arguing with the right wing fundamentalists about the social gospel and queerness and “if Jesus were alive today they’d call him a socialist and crucify him again.” grandparents with a good long view to them rule

That's awesome. I'm somewhat inherently suspicious of religious people as a rule. It's one of my biases that I try to be mindful of. My grandma was very open and accepting of other people.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
another AI commercial

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1756849534410588388

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
yessssss three jesus ads

th3t00t
Aug 14, 2007

GOOD CLEAN FOOTBALL

chamois posted:

i think they had something to do with it being halftime
They also intercepted sneed on his unsportsmanlike penalty and broke it up early

hiddenriverninja
May 10, 2013

life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

Was that an ad for a lent app? lol

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



This is the first halftime show in 2 years that I'm actually looking forward to

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Komet
Apr 4, 2003

Kansas City is shook

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