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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
OH MY GOD GET JESUS OFF THE loving TV

HE'S GOT ENOUGH SALES

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Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

next thing i knew she was all up on me screaming yeah, yeah. yeah

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

th3t00t posted:

SF beating the asses. But KC is only down 7.

Got a feeling KC still wins this

yeah the 9ers should be up at least 14 with how the teams have been playing. reminds me of the feeling I had at the half of 2004 Eagles/Pats

Reek
Nov 3, 2002

every.fucking.year.
Bad bowl

Bring on Usher so I can go play video games or somethin

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Fire Country, God and AI

Pain of Mind
Jul 10, 2004
You are receiving this broadcast as a dream...We are transmitting from the year one nine... nine nine ...You are receiving this broadcast in order t
A Catholic commercial?

RestingB1tchFace
Jul 4, 2016

Opinions are like a$$holes....everyone has one....but mines the best!!!

Dango Bango posted:

What the gently caress is this pep talk commercial

Are you talking about that bizarre commercial for that generic CBS show?

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

popping in to say: Jennings lmfao

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006


th3t00t posted:

What’s with all the extra black uniform NFL officials that are breaking up all the fights?

Some NHL linesmen got lost and the NFL put them to work?

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?

Dpulex posted:

I might choose to just not live in the fire country

you best start believing in fire country, dpulex

'cause it's only getting bigger

cat_herder
Mar 17, 2010

BE GAY
DO CRIME


HonorableTB posted:

just wild that i saw a robert kennedy campaign ad during the super bowl :psyduck:

I wonder how much is left in his "warchest" (ugh) after buying it. He certainly didn't spend anything making it.

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Jesus stole my truck

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
The Jesus ads are driving me to actively worship Satan

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Jesus died for capitalism

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?
gently caress you, marky mark

loving masshole piece of poo poo dickbag

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Jesus commercial 3: the revenge

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Dango Bango posted:

Pretty much.

Running onto the field

:psyduck: most important game of the year and you pull a hammy getting up too quick

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Feels like the Niners maybe shoulda scored more than 10 that half

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH




my dad openly hates spongebob and talks poo poo about it any chance he gets. I don't know why

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

fun season, bad super bowl. oh well.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Petey posted:

my main contribution to this Super Bowl party so far was saying that I was rooting for Taylor Swift’s private jet that she takes from one side of the stadium to the other to crash into it to help prevent more environmental crimes by mediocre white women. So now I posting because I’ve been sent to do dishes in the kitchen while her friends cool off

This is some of the most goon poo poo that had ever been posted on these forums

Deadass it would only be goonier if it was your mum and her girlfriends

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Death to this brand of Christian too I guess

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Mustached Demon posted:

popping in to say: Jennings lmfao

*Vols Legend Juaun Jennings

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost

Pain of Mind posted:

A Catholic commercial?

Need to fight back against the heathen He Gets Us protestants.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

th3t00t posted:

What’s with all the extra black uniform NFL officials that are breaking up all the fights?

Alternate officials - they are wearing black jackets to signify they are one of the 7 on field refs. But will still break up fights and talk to coaches a lot (hence all the shots of Kyle ranting at them about one thing or another)

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

CapnAndy posted:

OH MY GOD GET JESUS OFF THE loving TV

HE'S GOT ENOUGH SALES

If this isn’t a sign that religious organizations shouldn’t be tax-exempt I don’t know what is

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I wish more Christians were like Christ.

Lord Of Texas
Dec 26, 2006

Argus Zant posted:

i think it was there because we're now entering the Failson Era of politics where "i had a famous relative who was president once" is considered a viable marketing strategy

it terrifies me to my core

"My relative was in charge" is the oldest form of leadership being chosen

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
im unironically stoked for usher, "Yeah" was my jam as a 13 year old poster in 2003. I remember the day I bought the cd so I could be like the cool kids :cool: I was never a cool kid

theCops
Aug 13, 2004
WYFNJ (Wash Your Feet N Jezus)

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

https://twitter.com/cjzero/status/1756848529346089094?s=19

Saul Kain
Dec 5, 2018

Lately it occurs to me,

what a long, strange trip it's been.


Bruh the nick feed had an ad for plutoTV that had couch potato farmers and it was the best prestige drama i’ve seen in years

LegionAreI
Nov 14, 2006
Lurk
https://twitter.com/ChrisBurkeNFL/status/1756841754119020767

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006


Pain of Mind posted:

A Catholic commercial?

My brother is in school to be a Priest, the Catholic church at the moment is hurting for attendance. The lack of warm bodies in the Pews means fewer donations to the Church. So the Church is hurting for money and forced to advertise like a business Something something Jesus in the temple with money lenders.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Imagine what the Jesus people could do if they spent that money helping others

Lord Of Texas
Dec 26, 2006

CapnAndy posted:

OH MY GOD GET JESUS OFF THE loving TV

HE'S GOT ENOUGH SALES

Original nepo baby

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Panfilo posted:

:psyduck: most important game of the year and you pull a hammy getting up too quick

Achilles, but yeah.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
if doordash is gonna give away everything featured in commercials tonight how are thye gonna give away three jesus's?

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

This is some of the most goon poo poo that had ever been posted on these forums

Deadass it would only be goonier if it was your mum and her girlfriends

Goon, posting from kitchen where been banished by his wife, who hates him: “Ugh, mediocre women are the worst, and I right fellows?”

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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

This is some of the most goon poo poo that had ever been posted on these forums

Deadass it would only be goonier if it was your mum and her girlfriends

And don't forget this is the way it's being framed by the person in question who thinks it makes them look GOOD.

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