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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Super Bowl 58 GDT
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papersack
Jul 27, 2003

 This is the first halftime show I can remember where they're on the field.

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002

Dango Bango posted:

Why are you actually singing Usher?

I mean yeah I'll give him that but the mic is all over the place

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Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam
Trying to recapture the magic of Dr. Dre's halftime show and failing miserably.

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BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

 "They said I wouldn't be here tonight"

Your names on the poster dickhead.

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nikosoft
Dec 17, 2011

ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse
College Slice
I like it, but I think you need to be under a certain age to appreciate it

My grandma: "I don't know any of the new singers" and then I informed her he had his biggest hits about 20 yeas ago

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Yeah gently caress it, just gonna rewatch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdsUKphmB3Y

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fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
This production is visually terrific, but the vocals are so flat.

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 lol you all can't escape God

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Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

 If Mac dre were still alive he should be out there instead

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
This is the lowest-spectacle Super Bowl halftime show in like 20 years

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raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


 "They said I wouldn't make it, they said I wouldn't be here today"

... Who? Who are they, UrShur?

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I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH

I. M. Gei posted:

this owns
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Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

Bip Roberts posted:

These vocals sound horrible

They usually do, they have to get all the sound stuff put up in a hurry and they don't have the luxury of time to fine tune everything.

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NeonPunk
Dec 21, 2020

 So it's like a circus inspired halftime show?

Make sense since the game is full of clowns 🤡

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Andy Reid's Halftime Speech

"HEY MAHOMES CAN YOU GET ME ANOTHER COMMERCIAL SO I CAN GET SOME MORE FREE CHICKEN NUGGIES?"

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dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

 There is no reason to shoot this in cinematic 24p

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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
Terrible vocals but give the choreographers and costuming people a ton of credit

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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I think that's Southern's band

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chamois
Oct 24, 2010

 having usher do the halftime show is a way bigger nod to black audiences than doing lift every voice and sing before the game

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

 OK I had to mute usher. I am happy that he’s actually singing good for him for not having that pre-recorded, but hearing someone singing and dancing at the same time as it turns out is not great.

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Dre's halftime show was so good

loving loved how the set decoration completely sold a block party that was constantly moving inside and outside again

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I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH

raditts posted:

"They said I wouldn't make it, they said I wouldn't be here today"

... Who? Who are they, UrShur?

they

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Komet
Apr 4, 2003

 Usher looks no different than he did 20 years ago

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winter.mute
Jan 5, 2010
 there was a guy wearing another guy as a hat... is that the best opening to a halftime show ever?

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Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

GoutPatrol posted:

usher is only 45

so is spongebob

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Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

 Oh poo poo, it's Lilith

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I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH


 holy alicia keyes

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BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

papersack posted:

This is the first halftime show I can remember where they're on the field.

The Weeknd ended on the field

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FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
great songs but the audio is all messed up

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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

 hell yeah alicia keys

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
ALICIA KEYS

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 lol

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Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

 Usher can still move
Respect for actually singing while moving that much

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Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

 What did they make everyone sing live?!

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raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


 Suddenly Alicia Keys, looking like a dark souls boss

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 remember when tom petty slid and crashed his dick into a camera

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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JT Jag posted:

This is the lowest-spectacle Super Bowl halftime show in like 20 years

Last year, didn't we have the Super Smash Bros. stage floating in midair?

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marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
My mom is just happy there's a marching band

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sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

 Alicia sounding rough too

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Elendil004
Mar 22, 2003

The prognosis
is not good.

 Katy Perry still halftime GOAT

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