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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Super Bowl 58 GDT
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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Mega64 posted:

Who the fucks actually performs during a performance?

Usher, apparently, because he's sweating harder than my fat rear end would after jogging half a block.

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Anderson Koopa posted:

I'd say get a 90s Grunge band, but a lot of them had trouble with the whole longevity thing.

If you ask for this we're getting creed which would be fine I guess

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
DOA Cat

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Upgrade
Jun 19, 2021



 totally average show, Dre performance still the best since Katy Perry

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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

 hell yes

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BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

 This poo poo is making me cringe so hard.

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Hammerstein
May 6, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
As Euro I watch American football once a year just for the Bowl's halftime show. And once again America disappoints....

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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





 Gimme those NIPS

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Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

 there it is, there's the tit slip

e: she aint playin that thing

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
nice nips

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trevorreznik
Apr 22, 2023
 Ok this rules

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://x.com/DragonflyJonez/status/1756853590830817545

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

 well gosh gonna have to say I really wasn't expecting seeing a mic cord taped to usher's sweaty back but here we are

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 This is fun as hell ngl

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fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
This production rules.

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Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Anderson Koopa posted:

I'd say get a 90s Grunge band, but a lot of them had trouble with the whole longevity thing.

CGI Cobain next year book it

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Saul Kain
Dec 5, 2018

Lately it occurs to me,

what a long, strange trip it's been.

NickRoweFillea posted:

This kicks rear end
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duck.exe
Apr 14, 2012

Nap Ghost

Bip Roberts posted:

If you ask for this we're getting creed which would be fine I guess

https://youtu.be/9j5J1-rbAfA?si=fG4uZbDHY8DApoQ9

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


 did that dude brake with his loving head lmao

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Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

 Ok, this is impressive

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Eating popcorn in a lawn chair off to the side

Picturing how funny it'd be to see Al in the Amish getup and suddenly Coolio just starts singing then realized Coolio's dead.

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
roller skate dancing is cool

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chamois
Oct 24, 2010

CapnAndy posted:

is it because they hire people who suck

it's not just that.. there's something about the whole production that just doesn't work

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

chamois posted:

legit just get drake. you have more money than most countries

If Drake does a halftime show you know both starting QBs tear their ACLs in the first five minutes.

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Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

Anderson Koopa posted:

I'd say get a 90s Grunge band, but a lot of them had trouble with the whole longevity thing.

Reminds me of a buddy that was pissed that they didn't get Metallica to play at Super Bowl 50.

No way in Hell the NFL get anything but mainstream pop and rap acts.

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Because when I think gangsta I think roller skates

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Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

 Did I just see a roller skate front flip

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 :yeah:

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raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


 Rollerblades? They're just trying to summon the '90s here, huh

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trevorreznik
Apr 22, 2023
 Hell yes

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
ok it's all skate everyone

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I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH


 ok skates are a choice



LIL JON

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 This is AWESOME

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


 YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Withnail
Feb 11, 2004

I. M. Gei posted:

is that guitar pre-recorded?



it looked like it wasnt syncing with her playing

lol no, she was not playing

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Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own
Lil Jon better show up.

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chamois
Oct 24, 2010

 oh gently caress yes

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Oh I see this show decided to get good.

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Roller skating in a Super Bowl performance is a *bold* choice I'll admit

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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
The skating was pretty fun, he's definitely burning four digits of calories out there.

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