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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Super Bowl 58 GDT
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Number19
May 14, 2003

HOCKEY OWNS
FUCK YEAH


 The Chiefs have played a lot of football these past few years…

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Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?
i don't think it's looking good for Kansas City

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen

C. Everett Koop posted:

chiefs are going to lsoe because donald trump is more famous then taylor swift

Just as :smugdon: intended

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Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
I can't believe this is how Trump becomes president again

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

CapnAndy posted:

Did Romo smoke all the cigarettes or what

Ruined his vocal chords years ago yelling at Andre Gurode to snap the ball

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

temple posted:

Time for taylor to suit up
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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Seth Pecksniff posted:

In 2020 KC wins, ushering in the Reign of Biden

In 2024, SF wins, ushering in the Darkness of Trump
famous bastions of leftism and conservatism, missouri and california respectively

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HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
 kelce is gonna bodyslam big andy if this keeps up

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Argus Zant posted:

i don't think it's looking good for Kansas City

Not really no.

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post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

 Lmfao

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Fabricated posted:

Kinda wanna turn this off

It’s a one score game and Purdy hasn’t exactly been lighting it up.

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Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
YEEEEEESSSSSSS

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Petey
Nov 26, 2005

For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?
The Nickelodeon broadcast rules btw

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Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
i woulda ran that mother frigger. if it were me!!

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indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
well this was a boring game

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I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH

Kammat posted:

Okay, genuinely, what the hell is going on with KC?

Kansas City has looked suspect in every game I've watched them in this season, which isn't many but I'm not shocked they're having problems.

Their only hope is for the 49ers to run out of gas.

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Cithen
Mar 6, 2002


Pillbug
Mwhahahah

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duck.exe
Apr 14, 2012

Nap Ghost

JT Jag posted:

famous bastions of leftism and conservatism, missouri and california respectively

SF tech bros are Trump loving fascists now

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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Android Apocalypse posted:

Just as :smugdon: intended

trump destroys kansas city, kelce, and taylor swift in one fell swoop



winners stay winning

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dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Google Butt posted:

Not showing enough Taylor Swift to be completely honest

KC's cooked and Tay Tay is leaving the building and Kelce

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Larry The Lobster is on the field!!!

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post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

 Nick Bosa is draining the swamp and locking up Brandon’s vax warriors

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fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

I. M. Gei posted:

Kansas City has looked suspect in every game I've watched them in this season, which isn't many but I'm not shocked they're having problems.

They looked this bad a very large portion of the season

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 good pin

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Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

 NICE

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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
The chiefs are very lucky the niners also suck

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Brolander posted:

i woulda ran that mother frigger. if it were me!!

This is why you're not offensive mastermind Kyle Shannahan!

Don't ask him how his last two SB appearances went...

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I. M. Gei posted:

Kansas City has looked suspect in every game I've watched them in this season, which isn't many but I'm not shocked they're having problems.

Their only hope is for the 49ers to run out of gas and come back.

They beat three of the best teams. Have you been watching the playoffs.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Petey posted:

The Nickelodeon broadcast rules btw

Did they sentence you to the kids table for your angsty teenage opinions?

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Sunday Morning
Apr 7, 2007

Easy
Smellrose
Networks spent hours hyping up these QBs and TEs and we get to watch this mess.

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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

 i smell a safety

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
 Good stop, but drat good punt too.

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
Why arent' you running the loving ball Kyle.

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







 Fun reminder the panthers didn’t retain Steve Wilkes.

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The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
Godly punt

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Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

 Hell of an ST play, drat

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marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Hoping the Niners can get 18 more points here because I think at that point, the lead would be too big for Shanahan to blow.

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Not nearly enough has been made of the Chris Conley revenge game

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

 Sick punt

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 beyonce felt like she needed to respond

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