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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Super Bowl 58 GDT
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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

 Deebo?

YOU GOT KNOCKED THE gently caress OUT?

This is the Friday game.

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Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION



 Holy poo poo that tackle.

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

dirty shrimp money posted:

OK Chairman Xi we get it, Temu exists

i knew it felt like an aliexpress rival

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
One team looks like a juggernaut, but alas....

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chamois
Oct 24, 2010

 richie james revenge game

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waffle enthusiast
Nov 16, 2007



 It’s happening again, isn’t it?

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I. M. Gei posted:

how was that not a horsecollar?

Because it wasn’t a horse collar

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maruhkati
Sep 29, 2021

NAZ REID
"Wait, it's all B1G West?"
"Always has been."

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Smeef
Aug 15, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!


Pillbug

NeonPunk posted:

Oh they won't. They're just a middle man dropshipping products

Plus they benefit from a loophole in how imports are taxed

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Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007

Komet posted:

Fair catch that poo poo dummy

PRs are getting a bit too comfortable with the new tackling rules lol

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Outlaw turf

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
oooh we're getting a Super Bowl NVP

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
 This game feels like either Mahomes is going to activate Bullshit Mode or throw a back breaking pick 6, but one that Shanahan will make interesting at the end of the game anyway.

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post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

maruhkati posted:

"Wait, it's all B1G West?"
"Always has been."

10,000 year Hawkeye empire

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Syntaxed
Feb 20, 2004
 Where is the holding flag????

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
A 49er pass catcher is out.

BETTER CALL THREE MORE PASS PLAYS KYLE YOU loving MORON

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Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

"Tony Romo" posted:

They can't keep making that mistake.

oh tony

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Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


 absolutely wild hold and no call lmao

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

 Temu is the new Wish dot com.

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chamois
Oct 24, 2010

 show her

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
an actual first down for KC

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Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
Ughhhh

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TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS



 Mahomes: "gently caress you Jobu, I do it myself!"

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Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
Lmao they all expected Mahomes to slide

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post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

oh tony

Ahab is for ever Ahab man

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I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH


 :stare:

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION


Toilet Rascal

Vertical Lime posted:

i knew it felt like an aliexpress rival

Both of them supplying literallly every dropshipping operation in the world

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 ahem

Vertical Lime posted:

after decades of brady

not counting out pat yet
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Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
Uh holding much?

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chamois
Oct 24, 2010

 yes...

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waffle enthusiast
Nov 16, 2007

Pleads posted:

absolutely wild hold and no call lmao

Yeah that was pretty blatant.

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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
Mahomes?!

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trevorreznik
Apr 22, 2023
 I can't believe mahomes actually kept the option. It seems like a way to get him killed

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Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

 "I'll just do it myself!"

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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Mahomes gonna do it himself

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Ragnarok the Red posted:

This game feels like either Mahomes is going to activate Bullshit Mode or throw a back breaking pick 6, but one that Shanahan will make interesting at the end of the game anyway.

Can’t throw a pick six if you’re running

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Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
Thats what im saying. Run when theres the green

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Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
 nice play call

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The Taxman
Jan 2, 2007

greetings sweeties, let me give you a back massage. for i am a whiz!


 What a huge hole

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Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

 The gently caress lol

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