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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Super Bowl 58 GDT
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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

 Finally, something interesting.

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duck.exe
Apr 14, 2012

Nap Ghost
show us the streaker CBS you COWARDS

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I mean, you have to loving expect Mahomes to pull some bullshit eventually. As well ad your defense is playing, Mahomes is gonna make plays,

That's why you have to playnwell onnyour offense.

WHICH KYLE DUMBASS SHANNAHAN IS NOT loving SOING, YOU loving SHITHEAD. YOU WILL NEVER WIN A SUPER BOWL WITH YOUR ANTI-RUN POECE OF poo poo

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HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
 57 yard field goal no way

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Good

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mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

 lol fuckin nice

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
line drive beauty

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I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH


 :stonk::stonk::stonk:

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Syntaxed
Feb 20, 2004
 KYLE RUN THE BALL

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Mostly Lurking
Sep 25, 2008
 gooooooooooooooooooooooooood

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the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

 Romo seems happy to wash Mahomes' feet.

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Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Show the drat streaker

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
 My lord I thought that was dead after the snap.

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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

corn on the cop posted:

show booty

The Taxman posted:

What a huge hole
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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
Whoa

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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
 SHOW THE STREAKER YOU SHITS

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Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
 nice kick, nice job on the holder

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Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
NEW SUPEER BOWL RECORD

holy poo poo it was broken earlier today as well. A super bowl record broken twice in 1 game

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
Buttkicker!

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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Syntaxed posted:

KYLE RUN THE BALL
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Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

 Record breaking Super Bowl*

In how loving boring it is

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Two Super Bowl FG records in the same game

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

 Gonna need the Kevin Harlan streaker call ASAP

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Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
Ooooohhhh barely

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theCops
Aug 13, 2004
 butker dgaf

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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

 if the 49ers don't get at least a FG here they are definitely losing

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

 Weird rear end kick

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Give the Super Bowl MVP to one of these kickers, broken Super Bowl FG record by two different guys in one game.

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
What a kick drat

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
https://twitter.com/JeffSyptak/status/1756864043279851827

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post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

 This game sucks rear end lol

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Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Mystic Stylez posted:

if the 49ers don't get at least a FG here they are definitely losing

Yeah and they won't cause Kyle's a dumb gently caress

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Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
Oh thankgod it's not a jesus commercial

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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

 If the ball hits that camera in the center of the crossbar is it ruled good?

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pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


 congrats to moody having the record for a half

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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Harlock posted:

Record breaking Super Bowl*

In how loving boring it is

Did you not watch the Rams/Patriots trip to hell

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Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
Will Kyle run the ball this possession Y/N

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Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

 how did Patrick react to the streaker on the field?

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I thought that was a dumb move but drat

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Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)

Harlock posted:

Record breaking Super Bowl*

In how loving boring it is

this game has been way more amusing than the shitfest that was LIII

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