Super Bowl 58 GDT

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Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Down after down, San Fran has done such an amazing job keeping Mahomes from creating out of structure

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C. Everett Koop: Aug 18, 2008

vote butker for mvp

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Canned Sunshine: Nov 20, 2005; CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION

It�d be nice if they�d call a few of these holes on KC.

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Windmill Hut: Jul 21, 2008

That missed extra point is haunting

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JosefStalinator: Oct 9, 2007; Come Tbilisi if you want to live.; Grimey Drawer

Kirios posted:

Please
Please
Please
Please
Please
Please
Please

Don’t let the Chiefs win this.

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Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

lol

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Space Jam: Jul 22, 2008

finally some good loving football

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Anals of History: Jul 29, 2003

NeonPunk posted:

That's just the paint flaking off from the field

Ahh, good. Was afraid that was, like , prototype helmets failing or something

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Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Mystic Stylez posted:

time for a long, methodic three and out by the Niners

three incompletions

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Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

Now Hargrave gets a sack in the SB

Not mad

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err: Apr 11, 2005; I carry my own weight no matter how heavy this shit gets...

Kirios posted:

Please
Please
Please
Please
Please
Please
Please

Don’t let the Chiefs win this.

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Komet: Apr 4, 2003

If SF doesn't get a TD here, they'll lose

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Shoenin: May 29, 2013; Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)

Kyle run the loving ball.
Dont be stupid.

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Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Can both teams lose?

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Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

Kirios posted:

Please
Please
Please
Please
Please
Please
Please

Don’t let the Chiefs win this.

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Toaster Beef: Jan 23, 2007; that's not nature's way

just run the loving ball

run the loving ball and drain the clock and win 19-16

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rjmccall: Sep 7, 2007; no worries friend; Fun Shoe

Great loving stop

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Comfortador posted:

Taylor Swift buying the Chiefs?

Love to hear Chud opinions about a woman being her boyfriend's boss.

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Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

KC will regret that FG. Mark my words. MARK THEMMMMMM

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StupidSexyMothman: Aug 9, 2010

who is homes dot com advertising to
who do they think has house buying money

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

nice ad, disney

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shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

Rooting for tie

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Technowrite: Jan 18, 2006; I first battled the Metroids on Planet Zebes.

The fact that Patrick Star keeps making fun of �special� teams every time should tell you a lot about this game.

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Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

Harlock posted:

Brock Purdy legacy drive incoming

Dude�s either gonna get a $150+ million contract here or San Francisco�s drafting another mid-late round QB.

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Glimm: Jul 27, 2005; Time is only gonna pass you by

rjmccall posted:

Great loving stop

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winter.mute: Jan 5, 2010

Black Sunshine posted:

I'd rather see a hot woman than an old wrinkled rear end in a top hat owner in his luxury box

I'd rather see a hot woman's luxury box than an old owner's wrinkled rear end in a top hat

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

but clydesdales surprisingly weak, even with a dog

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dirty shrimp money: Jan 8, 2001

Budweiser must really be bleeding to haul out all the ol tropes

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Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

StupidSexyMothman posted:

who is homes dot com advertising to
who do they think has house buying money

also painting themselves as an org run by a narcissist with too much money is sure a choice

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Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

So 49ers should look good to win this, but it's the 49ers so...

...

...gently caress IT VOTE FOR SUPER BOWL MVP JUAUN JENNINGS GO 49ERS WIN THIS poo poo

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Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Who's ready for OT?

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Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

Mahomes isn't this kind of QB but would've loved a QB draw on that last play

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StupidSexyMothman: Aug 9, 2010

Ragnarok the Red posted:

Dude�s either gonna get a $150+ million contract here or San Francisco�s drafting another mid-late round QB.

both, Brock going to the Jets

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RestingB1tchFace: Jul 4, 2016; Opinions are like a$$holes....everyone has one....but mines the best!!!

Anals of History posted:

Ahh, good. Was afraid that was, like , prototype helmets failing or something

The dreaded failing prototype super bowl helmets. A true curse.

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Sunday Morning: Apr 7, 2007; Easy; Smellrose

Snowstorm bad enough not even horses can navigate the roads - gotta get those drivers drunk no matter the risk!

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Tulalip Tulips: Sep 1, 2013; The best apologies are crafted with love.

This dude just looks like a low rent Charlie Hunnam circa Sons of Anarchy to me.

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Black Sunshine: Apr 4, 2004; LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

winter.mute posted:

I'd rather see a hot woman's luxury box than an old owner's wrinkled rear end in a top hat

I approve of this message

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CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Pleads posted:

also painting themselves as an org run by a narcissist with too much money is sure a choice

Is that Daniel Levy in the Homes.com ads? If so, he seems to have toned it down a bit.

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SilvergunSuperman: Aug 7, 2010

Ragnarok the Red posted:

Dude�s either gonna get a $150+ million contract here or San Francisco�s drafting another mid-late round QB.

Lol if sf tells him hit the bricks, lmao even

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Grand Theft Autobot: Feb 28, 2008; I'm something of a fucking idiot myself

Tom Sellout posted:

Down after down, San Fran has done such an amazing job keeping Mahomes from creating out of structure

Someone's been listening to Romo

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