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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Super Bowl 58 GDT
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A Sneaker Broker
Feb 14, 2020

Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot
https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1754999214776729696?s=46

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neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1754999214776729696?s=46

:eyepop:

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Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
Haha what the poo poo they play a whole new loving game.

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
"okay gentlemen here are the rules


blahrghghrghhfflfle both teams flwefjewgigjllll defensive


any questions"

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

pmchem posted:

If Shanahan loses another SB in OT after blowing a halftime lead do you just fire him because you know he has to be mentally cooked forever? You could not trust him in another SB

Yeah hire Bill

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 Thank loving God it isn’t a TD ends the game.

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Cthulu Carl posted:

Really historic night for Bikini Bottom, feel so good for that city.

Bikini Bottom should host next year's Super Bowl imo

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PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

General Dog posted:

I totally missed that they did this. Real coward poo poo that they’re afraid to have an outcome where the better offense never gets the ball.

it's interesting they changed it on behalf of the Bills, of all things - you wouldn't expect the bills to have that kind of pull

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Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

 Has a safety ever been the last play of a Super Bowl?

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Don't you want to kick here so you know what you need to match?

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
oh poo poo a regular commercial

they've run out of the good commercials

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

post hole digger posted:

Free football? In this economy??

Overtime inflation is out of control. The free Western Cheeseburger offer at Hardy’s/Carls Jr is hereby rescinded.

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Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

 Still in shock at how much security is letting Larry the lobster wander the field

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

CapnAndy posted:

oh poo poo a regular commercial

they've run out of the good commercials

At least we still have commercials in this trying time

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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

Mega64 posted:

Bikini Bottom should host next year's Super Bowl imo

play an entire game like the underwater bar fight from top secret

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YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

The Glumslinger posted:

Don't you want to kick here so you know what you need to match?

Probably wants to let the defense rest

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trevorreznik
Apr 22, 2023

PupsOfWar posted:

it's interesting they changed it on behalf of the Bills, of all things - you wouldn't expect the bills to have that kind of pull

Please explain

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Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

 Time for my commercial I paid at 1% value for overtime exclusively

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Why did SF decide to take the ball

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kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

 But I wanted to be watching Tracker by now!

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

A Sneaker Broker posted:

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1754999214776729696?s=46

This is not going to backfire at all

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Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
 God damnit, they're playing a *third* Chiefs 49ers super bowl.

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TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
 Purdy is due for a pick

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1754999214776729696?s=46

gently caress Asschefter for spoiling the SB ending

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
monkey man looks pretty loving rad

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Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
MONKEY MAN

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Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Mega64 posted:

Bikini Bottom should host next year's Super Bowl imo

I don't think they let placed host the super bowl two years in a row

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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

R.D. Mangles posted:

does romo always say jim this much

Yeah, jim

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 Hell yeah Kiimo's trailer!

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Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Mega64 posted:

Bikini Bottom should host next year's Super Bowl imo

Guaranteed good halftime show

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PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

The Glumslinger posted:

Don't you want to kick here so you know what you need to match?

that was always the logic in CFB but i don't know if they're quite there yet

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StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

CapnAndy posted:

oh poo poo a regular commercial

they've run out of the good commercials

imagine the glee of buying a postgame show commercial & ending up with a spot in overtime instead

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

The Glumslinger posted:

Don't you want to kick here so you know what you need to match?

also if you give up a score you're playing 4 downs all the way, vs possibly punting if you get it first

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Starsfan
Sep 29, 2007

This is what happens when you disrespect Cam Neely

Intruder posted:

Why did SF decide to take the ball

it's rigged

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Monkey Man? More like John Wick 5

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Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
Dev Patel looks hot so I'm watching Monkey Man regardless of quality

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mistermojo
Jul 3, 2004

 thank you and god bless buffstreams for being steady as a rock the whole game

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Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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Haha who loving names a movie Monkey Man.

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The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

 A pick six would be hilarious

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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Nick booth explaining that overtime isn't extra homework, it's dessert.

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