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spookykid posted:the the checkbook-balancer and the stock-portfolio-auditor are now serving 25-life
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betty boof posted:The symbol flasher can't live within 100 yards of a school little do we know they were swatted by the game-player and only wanted to flash the symbol in the comfort of their own home with their role-play loving partner the race-car-driver
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Jonny 290 posted:it was good for a few years but now everybody drags their phone to the pisser so each household is slurping like 5 super bowl streams all at once, all async. its dumb we streamed* it from my plex tv tuner  also i fell asleep because i had a migraine, waking in time for tracker, then man who tracks *latest fad
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NUNS! COMPUTERS!
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alf_pogs posted:it's 2024 and smoking still looks mega cool, they can't take that away from us yeah. and i have never smoked habitually but find myself thinking about and wanting to smoke cigarettes several times a week. drat this stupid flesh prison
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i think i was forever broken by intense levels of passive smoking in my club/bar years, before smoking was banned indoors
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hell yeah, let's get this butlerian jihad going
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Mr. Fix It posted:hell yeah, let's get this butlerian jihad going i always figured violence against autonomous vehicles would start because they drive like an elderly person with dementia. i suppose in a way it did
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infernal machines posted:i always figured violence against autonomous vehicles would start because they drive like an elderly person with dementia. i suppose in a way it did well we’re already painting cv traps for them and killing delivery bots. this was the logical progression
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infernal machines posted:i always figured violence against autonomous vehicles would start because they drive like an elderly person with dementia. i suppose in a way it did now if only they would turn the violence towards the flesh that created these abominations
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Large Testicles posted:now if only they would turn the violence towards the flesh that created these abominations muskimum overdrive baybee
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weird, typically the flare is at the base
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mediaphage posted:weird, typically the flare is at the base i don’t think you know what you’re dealing with. the perfect buttplug. it’s structural perfection is matched only by its hostility (to your cavity)
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axolotl farmer posted:NUNS!  *places in the window christmas story style*
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mediaphage posted:weird, typically the flare is at the base skill issue
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dioxazine posted:i only get to post this once a year, so i'm going to make the most of it
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Every morning now Penny runs across my chest and I'm waking up and plants one paw directly on my throat, just like Neo does to Smith in the matrix
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Sagebrush posted:Every morning now Penny runs across my chest and I'm waking up and plants one paw directly on my throat, just like Neo does to Smith in the matrix Do you know what I hate about the litter box? It’s the smell
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Sagebrush posted:Every morning now Penny runs across my chest and I'm waking up and plants one paw directly on my throat, just like Neo does to Smith in the matrix ever since i quit drinking a month ago, i have a hard time sleeping throughout the night and so i'll go veg in my recliner for a lil and my dog Gidget immediately jumps up and smashes my balls everytime as soon as i sit down. 
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Armitag3 posted:Do you know what I hate about the litter box? It’s the smell
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Large Testicles posted:ever since i quit drinking a month ago, i have a hard time sleeping throughout the night and so i'll go veg in my recliner for a lil and my dog Gidget immediately jumps up and smashes my balls everytime as soon as i sit down. Wait, did you name it after the TV show?
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Armitag3 posted:Do you know what I hate about the litter box? It’s the smell taste ain't nothing to write home about, either
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Wait, did you name it after the TV show? which tv show? I named her after the surfer chick from the movies from the 60's and 70's
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Large Testicles posted:which tv show? I named her after the surfer chick from the movies from the 60's and 70's well, you know, Gidget didn't know there were movies
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3D Megadoodoo posted:well, you know, Gidget huh i guess it was a tv show too with sally field, i know the sandra dee movie
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TIL it was based on a novel.
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Large Testicles posted:ever since i quit drinking a month ago, i have a hard time sleeping throughout the night and so i'll go veg in my recliner for a lil and my dog Gidget immediately jumps up and smashes my balls everytime as soon as i sit down.
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betty boof posted:perhaps if they were not so large 🤷🏻♀️ my user name is indeed accurate much to my detriment
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