Mr. Meagles posted:

Looks like what happens when you take a ton of steroids but forget to exercise

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

I don’t know whether this is parody but

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

New conspiracy

Satan not Soros

Durf posted:

This is the second beast, which also called the "false prophet" (Revelation 16:13; 19:20; 20:10), 'represents the priesthood of the imperial cult, which included prominent members of the elite of the cities

He causes all, both small and great, both rich and poor, both free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their forehead.

Nooner posted:

Wasn't he gonna beat zucks rear end or something? I wonder if he like started a cycle and then got all hosed up on other poo poo and forgot about it or something

Nooner posted:

Wasn't he gonna beat zucks rear end or something? I wonder if he like started a cycle and then got all hosed up on other poo poo and forgot about it or something

Giraffe posted:

Here is wisdom. Let him who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for the number is that of a man; and his number is 666.

PhazonLink posted:

Zuck meanwhile is legit enjoying his MMA hobby or spending time with his family and friends.

TremorX posted:

Hold up --- Did Trump kill his mother?

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Philthy posted:

Pretty sure the reason Zuck is doing MMA is to be away from his family.

TulliusCicero posted:

My favorite part of all of this stupid poo poo is that this was literally just another Sports Ball game, and the chuds turned it into their Battle of Armageddon against the DEEP STATE in their massive LARP session, and now the wailing and gnashing of teeth as they give themselves a massive L for a reason they entirely made up in their own heads

TulliusCicero posted:

My favorite part of all of this stupid poo poo is that this was literally just another Sports Ball game, and the chuds turned it into their Battle of Armageddon against the DEEP STATE in their massive LARP session, and now the wailing and gnashing of teeth as they give themselves a massive L for a reason they entirely made up in their own heads

PhazonLink posted:

did they atleast bury the parents in a better place than the one wife?

also where did they bury the mother in law?

TremorX posted:

lol the only face that isn't blank is bored as fuuuuuck

The Zombie Guy posted:

Have you tried pointing out how if there WAS an edge of the planet, wouldn't every rich person be posting videos of themselves hanging over the edge? Like capitalism would be all over exploiting that poo poo, you wouldn't be able to hush it up.

Toxic Mental posted:

Things that are woke as gently caress: The NFL, Bud Light, Jesus Christ of Nazareth

quote:

A onetime top official with the Southern Baptist Convention has warned that American Christianity is in crisis — with some churchgoers viewing the teachings of Jesus Christ as nothing more than “liberal talking points.”

[...]

Moore told “All Things Considered” host Scott Detrow that his moment of clarity “was the result of having multiple pastors tell me, essentially, the same story about quoting the Sermon on the Mount, parenthetically, in their preaching — ‘turn the other cheek’ — to have someone come up after to say, ‘Where did you get those liberal talking points?’

“And what was alarming to me,” Moore went on, “is that in most of these scenarios, when the pastor would say, ‘I’m literally quoting Jesus Christ,’ the response would not be, ‘I apologize.’ The response would be ‘Yes, but that doesn’t work anymore. That’s weak.’ And when we get to the point where the teachings of Jesus himself are seen as subversive to us, then we’re in a crisis.”

nine-gear crow posted:

Also I see all the ketamine is enhancing his gut to Sega Genesis-era Dr. Robotnik proportions. also lol

TulliusCicero posted:

My favorite part of all of this stupid poo poo is that this was literally just another Sports Ball game, and the chuds turned it into their Battle of Armageddon against the DEEP STATE in their massive LARP session, and now the wailing and gnashing of teeth as they give themselves a massive L for a reason they entirely made up in their own heads

Strong Sauce posted:

basically the team decides who gets a ring. generally a equipment manager will get one. i'm unsure but i would wager practice squad players wouldn't get one.

I believe the max you can order is 150. there's a 53 man roster + coaches + executive. whatever's left over can be distributed however the team sees fit.

Corn Glizzy posted:

Did we ever figure out if louder rhymed with Crowder?