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Carthag Tuek posted:i remember in the 90s there was a rumor that aphex twin lived in a decommissioned bank vault that wasnt a rumor
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Ruffian Price posted:no windows to lick Any hole is a window if you believe
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Ruffian Price posted:no windows to lick aphex twin used to carry a 3x5 pane of glass everywhere, but modern phone screens made that obsolete
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jeebus bob posted:Same It is the opposite in America, the bank was willing to give us an absolutely insane amount of money to buy. We spent ~60% of it, and it still feels like a lot.
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https://enhanced.org/ "And the crowd goes wild as the Monstrosity of Monsanto enters the arena! What a marvel of modern innovation!" I'm not even particularly against it but the banner is funny quote:Backed by the world’s top venture capitalists, the Enhanced Games is the Olympics of the future. When 44% of athletes already use performance enhancements, it is time to safely celebrate science.
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fanfic insert posted:https://enhanced.org/ Just make The Running Man real. Shot put or pole vaulting won't become more exciting no matter how roided up everyone is.
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fanfic insert posted:https://enhanced.org/ people were joking about this 20 years ago but singularity brained VCs actually think it's a good idea
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fanfic insert posted:https://enhanced.org/ safely
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it's pretty wild how absolutely no one gives a poo poo about PEDs anymore Bonds belongs in the HOF
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Laterite posted:it's pretty wild how absolutely no one gives a poo poo about PEDs anymore all we care about is seeing those dingers and pretending that it is all down to prayers, clean living, and hard work
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Laterite posted:it's pretty wild how absolutely no one gives a poo poo about PEDs anymore That's right
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Laterite posted:it's pretty wild how absolutely no one gives a poo poo about PEDs anymore peds are loving cool. they allow the body to heal quickly and give you muscles and let you rip backboards off or hit a ball 612 feet
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fanfic insert posted:https://enhanced.org/ I honestly want pro athletes to be so full of roids that their piss glows and their muscles shred their skin open on live television. people should look at athletes as weirdo freaks that nobody aspires to emulate because it's weird as gently caress and bad for you.
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:I honestly want pro athletes to be so full of roids that their piss glows and their muscles shred their skin open on live television. Pro wrestling is already like this and it rules, just watch that.
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The only sports should be kyykkä and old lady's carry.
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the only sport should be dudes seeing who can carry the most grocery bags indoors from the car at one time (the only real measure of a man)
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Laterite posted:it's pretty wild how absolutely no one gives a poo poo about PEDs anymore Yep. Let Barry and Pete Rose into the Hall, cowards.
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pete rose is banned from the hall for betting on baseball. Now please bet on baseball
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poemdexter posted:the only sport should be dudes seeing who can carry the most grocery bags indoors from the car at one time (the only real measure of a man) Pro move is using your own larger tougher bags instead of the lovely grocery store ones and that lets you safely carry more and if you're real hot poo poo you can even make a single trip with liquids included
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Kitfox88 posted:Pro move is using your own larger tougher bags instead of the lovely grocery store ones and that lets you safely carry more and if you're real hot poo poo you can even make a single trip with liquids included Just did this yesterday. Had four large Aldi bags in my hands plus a gallon of milk in each and a 12 pack of Summit Diet under my right arm.
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poemdexter posted:the only sport should be dudes seeing who can carry the most grocery bags indoors from the car at one time (the only real measure of a man) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d6H03z0b7g
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cumpantry posted:ENHANCED INCLUSIVE LANGUAGE Assuming this is in the sense of "enhanced interrogation" where you aggressively misgender a cis person until they transition
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tokin opposition posted:Assuming this is in the sense of "enhanced interrogation" where you aggressively misgender a cis person until they transition i successfully did this to a person
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Peanut President posted:pete rose is banned from the hall for betting on baseball. Now please bet on baseball
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Peanut President posted:i successfully did this to a person
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Peanut President posted:i successfully did this to a person Trans antifa spotted. Keep up the good work
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Laterite posted:Bonds belongs in the HOF 
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mycomancy posted:Just did this yesterday. Had four large Aldi bags in my hands plus a gallon of milk in each and a 12 pack of Summit Diet under my right arm. was going to mock you for drinking two whole gallons of milk but, well, the results speak for themselves
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mycomancy posted:Just did this yesterday. Had four large Aldi bags in my hands plus a gallon of milk in each and a 12 pack of Summit Diet under my right arm. nice
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:I honestly want pro athletes to be so full of roids that their piss glows and their muscles shred their skin open on live television. the olympics should go on two separate paths, one where it returns to its modern origins of non-sponsored amateurs the other where barely recognizable bipedal enhanced humanoids attempt to assault the heavens
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I would love nothing more than to hear ryan lochte compete in the poetry competition
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The IOC suck but the enhanced games is backed by Peter Thiel and tech wankers. I'm sticking with normal Olympics because in theory it could be made better.
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This is just as dumb as the usual "just let them take all the PEDs" redditors who have never seen a sports venue from the inside. "Allowing" PEDs as a sports governing entity just moves the barrier of what's allowed and what's not a bit, because there is tons of stuff that is straight up not legal. And you need doctors to do stuff that they're not legally allowed to do. Which means you either need to control for people doing illegal stuff (and you are back to the exact same problems as anyone else with regards to drug testing etc.) or you're running into trouble with the law at some point. Or you're just 100% irrelevant so nobody cares what you do, like bodybuilding or something. It's not like the big governing bodies are against PEDs because of their integrity.
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Peggotty posted:This is just as dumb as the usual "just let them take all the PEDs" redditors who have never seen a sports venue from the inside. "Allowing" PEDs as a sports governing entity just moves the barrier of what's allowed and what's not a bit, because there is tons of stuff that is straight up not legal. And you need doctors to do stuff that they're not legally allowed to do. Which means you either need to control for people doing illegal stuff (and you are back to the exact same problems as anyone else with regards to drug testing etc.) or you're running into trouble with the law at some point. Or you're just 100% irrelevant so nobody cares what you do, like bodybuilding or something. It's not like the big governing bodies are against PEDs because of their integrity. Buddy it's Peter Thiel doing it, he is absolutely envisioning a lawless Sports Zone where you can do all the illegal things for his entertainment as god-emperor.
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Peggotty posted:This is just as dumb as the usual "just let them take all the PEDs" redditors who have never seen a sports venue from the inside. "Allowing" PEDs as a sports governing entity just moves the barrier of what's allowed and what's not a bit, because there is tons of stuff that is straight up not legal. And you need doctors to do stuff that they're not legally allowed to do. Which means you either need to control for people doing illegal stuff (and you are back to the exact same problems as anyone else with regards to drug testing etc.) or you're running into trouble with the law at some point. Or you're just 100% irrelevant so nobody cares what you do, like bodybuilding or something. It's not like the big governing bodies are against PEDs because of their integrity. sounds like you're anti science buddy let em snort a line of meth before the 100m dash i say, because i am pro science
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