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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

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DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


dr_rat posted:

He thinks it is. This is musk though, it's entirely possible he just accidentally kidnapped a random kid and hasn't noticed yet.

So I went to my son's elementary school, and I pulled the boy, Techno Mechanicus, out of school, after giving the office a note on Tesla letterhead and I took him to the Super Bowl.

We ate ham slices and I told him everything about me and his mom, and he was really taking it in.

You know, you'd think for a third grader he wouldn't be able to take all that in, but he was really taking it in, and we were really making good friends.

But then the police showed up and they tackled me, and they took away Techno Mechanicus.

They just took him away in the police car, and me and Grimes weren't boyfriends and girlfriends after that.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Why does Elon Musk look so fat

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Super Boer LXIX

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

a.lo posted:

Why does Elon Musk look so fat

why do you

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS


you gotta see a urologist for that

Pappyland
Jun 17, 2004

There's no limit to your imagination!
College Slice

I thought this was a photo of Jim Jones when scrolling through

Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war

lmao

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

a.lo posted:

Why does Elon Musk look so fat

turn on ur monitor.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
lol he's fat

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

love 2 wear my finest material things

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
I forgot did Elon do ozempic or one of the other cool drugs

One of the side effects of quitting ozempic is gaining all the weight back

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

moist turtleneck posted:

I forgot did Elon do ozempic or one of the other cool drugs

One of the side effects of quitting ozempic is gaining all the weight back

yeah he said was on wegovy awhile ago

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

a.lo posted:

Why does Elon Musk look so fat

it's because he's so full of ideas to save humanity

he's full to the brim, just bursting with ftw

Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war

Rudeboy Detective posted:

Super Boer LXIX

Confusion Boer

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
love spending quality time with my photo prop recommended by my pr team i mean son

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


the milk machine posted:

it's because he's so full of ideas to save humanity

he's full to the brim, just bursting with ftw

true

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 50 minutes!

fantasizing about what a good dad your favorite billionaire is is so cool

busalover
Sep 12, 2020

moist turtleneck posted:

I forgot did Elon do ozempic or one of the other cool drugs

One of the side effects of quitting ozempic is gaining all the weight back

what happens if you never quit?

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008

lol he hates his kids

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

TheMightyBoops posted:

please stop posting these.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

a.lo posted:

Why does Elon Musk look so fat

because he is lol

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 50 minutes!
it's funny to imagine what a dumb guy's vision of musk is where when he says "then I started thinking about Mars" he's like going into a mind palace where he's dr manhattan and developing his perfect martian society

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

had no idea elon musk was at the super bowl because nobody mentioned it

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

it's funny to imagine what a dumb guy's vision of musk is where when he says "then I started thinking about Mars" he's like going into a mind palace where he's dr manhattan and developing his perfect martian society

he is

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

it's funny to imagine what a dumb guy's vision of musk is where when he says "then I started thinking about Mars" he's like going into a mind palace where he's dr manhattan and developing his perfect martian society

Wouldn't his perfect Martian society just be him on K all day posting meme's on twitter, everyone saying how funny they are, but on mars?

Shouldn't take that long to develop in the mind.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 50 minutes!

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
elon remains ftw

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

dr_rat posted:

Wouldn't his perfect Martian society just be him on K all day posting meme's on twitter, everyone saying how funny they are, but on mars?

Shouldn't take that long to develop in the mind.

He's imagining what shape to make the rooms that will be the most futuristic.

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

busalover posted:

what happens if you never quit?

You get stomach paralysis

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/10/05/weight-loss-drugs-wegovy-ozempic-may-be-linked-to-stomach-paralysis.html

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

withak posted:

Jesus christ.

Thats Elon Musk

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Elias_Maluco posted:

Thats Elon Musk

Hard to tell sometimes

aejix
Sep 18, 2007

It's about finding that next group of core players we can win with in the next 6, 8, 10 years. Let's face it, it's hard for 20-, 21-, 22-year-olds to lead an NHL team. Look at the playoffs.

That quote is from fucking 2018. Fuck you Jim
Pillbug

Tricky D posted:

Musk is gonna make Sonic real, but has to become Eggman first.

Dr roboertnik

Escape Goat
Jan 30, 2009

a.lo posted:

Why does Elon Musk look so fat

turn on your glucose monitor

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

aejix posted:

Dr roboertnik

lol

Spuzzz
Mar 27, 2005

I have hit my head some many times I am surprised I can remember my own name.
I wonder how much time Elon has spent with his daughters?

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


aejix posted:

Dr roboertnik

New thread title

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Spuzzz posted:

I wonder how much time Elon has spent with his daughters?

He's like Mike Pence, he can't be alone in a room with any other woman than his wife

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

TheMightyBoops posted:

please stop posting these.

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CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men

Fuckt Tupp posted:

love spending quality time with my photo prop recommended by my pr team i mean son

I can’t imagine he’s ever listened to his PR team in his life, unless like most of his employees, they recognize that their sole job is to present his terrible ideas back to him and tell him they’re great.

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