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16-bit Butt-Head)
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# ? Feb 12, 2024 18:24 |
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# ? Jun 7, 2024 03:15 |
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dr_rat posted:He thinks it is. This is musk though, it's entirely possible he just accidentally kidnapped a random kid and hasn't noticed yet. So I went to my son's elementary school, and I pulled the boy, Techno Mechanicus, out of school, after giving the office a note on Tesla letterhead and I took him to the Super Bowl. We ate ham slices and I told him everything about me and his mom, and he was really taking it in. You know, you'd think for a third grader he wouldn't be able to take all that in, but he was really taking it in, and we were really making good friends. But then the police showed up and they tackled me, and they took away Techno Mechanicus. They just took him away in the police car, and me and Grimes weren't boyfriends and girlfriends after that.
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# ? Feb 12, 2024 18:28 |
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Why does Elon Musk look so fat
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# ? Feb 12, 2024 18:31 |
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Super Boer LXIX
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# ? Feb 12, 2024 18:31 |
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a.lo posted:Why does Elon Musk look so fat why do you
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# ? Feb 12, 2024 18:32 |
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you gotta see a urologist for that
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# ? Feb 12, 2024 18:33 |
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/Teslaconomics/status/1756924546782003298?t=VwdFjnU29zhqZglRCRixnA&s=19 I thought this was a photo of Jim Jones when scrolling through
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# ? Feb 12, 2024 18:35 |
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/Teslaconomics/status/1756924546782003298?t=VwdFjnU29zhqZglRCRixnA&s=19 lmao
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# ? Feb 12, 2024 18:35 |
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a.lo posted:Why does Elon Musk look so fat turn on ur monitor.
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# ? Feb 12, 2024 18:35 |
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lol he's fat
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# ? Feb 12, 2024 18:37 |
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love 2 wear my finest material things
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# ? Feb 12, 2024 18:37 |
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I forgot did Elon do ozempic or one of the other cool drugs One of the side effects of quitting ozempic is gaining all the weight back
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# ? Feb 12, 2024 18:39 |
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moist turtleneck posted:I forgot did Elon do ozempic or one of the other cool drugs yeah he said was on wegovy awhile ago
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# ? Feb 12, 2024 18:45 |
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a.lo posted:Why does Elon Musk look so fat it's because he's so full of ideas to save humanity he's full to the brim, just bursting with ftw
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# ? Feb 12, 2024 18:46 |
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Rudeboy Detective posted:Super Boer LXIX Confusion Boer
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# ? Feb 12, 2024 18:46 |
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love spending quality time with my photo prop recommended by my pr team i mean son
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# ? Feb 12, 2024 18:47 |
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the milk machine posted:it's because he's so full of ideas to save humanity true
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# ? Feb 12, 2024 18:49 |
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/Teslaconomics/status/1756924546782003298?t=VwdFjnU29zhqZglRCRixnA&s=19 fantasizing about what a good dad your favorite billionaire is is so cool
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# ? Feb 12, 2024 18:50 |
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moist turtleneck posted:I forgot did Elon do ozempic or one of the other cool drugs what happens if you never quit?
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# ? Feb 12, 2024 18:51 |
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lol he hates his kids
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# ? Feb 12, 2024 18:55 |
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TheMightyBoops posted:please stop posting these.
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# ? Feb 12, 2024 18:56 |
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a.lo posted:Why does Elon Musk look so fat because he is lol
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# ? Feb 12, 2024 18:57 |
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it's funny to imagine what a dumb guy's vision of musk is where when he says "then I started thinking about Mars" he's like going into a mind palace where he's dr manhattan and developing his perfect martian society
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# ? Feb 12, 2024 18:57 |
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had no idea elon musk was at the super bowl because nobody mentioned it
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# ? Feb 12, 2024 19:04 |
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:it's funny to imagine what a dumb guy's vision of musk is where when he says "then I started thinking about Mars" he's like going into a mind palace where he's dr manhattan and developing his perfect martian society he is
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# ? Feb 12, 2024 19:08 |
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:it's funny to imagine what a dumb guy's vision of musk is where when he says "then I started thinking about Mars" he's like going into a mind palace where he's dr manhattan and developing his perfect martian society Wouldn't his perfect Martian society just be him on K all day posting meme's on twitter, everyone saying how funny they are, but on mars? Shouldn't take that long to develop in the mind.
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# ? Feb 12, 2024 19:10 |
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:he is
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# ? Feb 12, 2024 19:11 |
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elon remains ftw
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# ? Feb 12, 2024 19:11 |
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dr_rat posted:Wouldn't his perfect Martian society just be him on K all day posting meme's on twitter, everyone saying how funny they are, but on mars? He's imagining what shape to make the rooms that will be the most futuristic.
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# ? Feb 12, 2024 19:15 |
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busalover posted:what happens if you never quit? You get stomach paralysis https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/10/05/weight-loss-drugs-wegovy-ozempic-may-be-linked-to-stomach-paralysis.html
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# ? Feb 12, 2024 19:23 |
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withak posted:Jesus christ. Thats Elon Musk
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# ? Feb 12, 2024 19:40 |
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Elias_Maluco posted:Thats Elon Musk Hard to tell sometimes
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# ? Feb 12, 2024 20:21 |
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Tricky D posted:Musk is gonna make Sonic real, but has to become Eggman first. Dr roboertnik
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# ? Feb 12, 2024 20:33 |
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a.lo posted:Why does Elon Musk look so fat turn on your glucose monitor
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# ? Feb 12, 2024 20:58 |
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aejix posted:Dr roboertnik lol
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# ? Feb 12, 2024 21:10 |
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I wonder how much time Elon has spent with his daughters?
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# ? Feb 12, 2024 21:16 |
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aejix posted:Dr roboertnik New thread title
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# ? Feb 12, 2024 21:17 |
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Spuzzz posted:I wonder how much time Elon has spent with his daughters? He's like Mike Pence, he can't be alone in a room with any other woman than his wife
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# ? Feb 12, 2024 21:19 |
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TheMightyBoops posted:please stop posting these.
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# ? Feb 12, 2024 21:20 |
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# ? Jun 7, 2024 03:15 |
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Fuckt Tupp posted:love spending quality time with my photo prop recommended by my pr team i mean son I can’t imagine he’s ever listened to his PR team in his life, unless like most of his employees, they recognize that their sole job is to present his terrible ideas back to him and tell him they’re great.
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# ? Feb 12, 2024 21:25 |