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Oh my god, Eegeez "contact us" email is "licensee@egeez.com". NO NATHEN. YOU ARE NOT THE LICENSEE. YOU ARE CONFUSED. BAD NATHEN. Uhh.... quote:Eegeez World builds exclusive entergaging landmarks for everyday by leveraging global officially licensed brands. Weird spacing is Nathen's, not mine. This quote is followed by two pictures and I'm just going to leave them here because I am utterly baffled:   Not pictured is some weird gif ripple effect thing he has going in both pictures. I have no idea what either of them mean and the text following the pictures doesn't make any sense either: quote:From conceiving imaginative concepts and securing global IPs to orchestrating the early development of awe-inspiring communities into reality by adding value to office spaces, shopping centres, mixed-use developments, and even airlines; every step in this journey demands meticulous planning, jaw-dropping designs, expert licensing, strategic execution, and an unwavering commitment to building a miraculous world for a bored humankind. Nathen there's uh...a pretty large gap between "securing global IPs" and "development of awe-inspiring communities. I'm not seeing what these two businesses have in common. quote:Leveraging Ai and ML (Machine Learning) for predictive analytics in real estate, such as forecasting market trends, investment risks and generating preliminary awe-inspiring architectural designs. This doesn't make any sense. Is it an architectural firm? Real estate investing/speculation? A company that sells Bart Simpson t-shirts? WHAT IS THIS COMPANY SUPPOSED TO DO? quote:Egeez World specializes in leveraging & representing popular intellectual properties to design and develop exceptional real estate projects for developers. That is our GEM! Never mind. My mistake. It clearly does all of the things I mentioned because Nathen has stapled them together somehow like a toddler. Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 05:07 on Feb 13, 2024 |
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Frank Frank posted:Not pictured is some weird gif ripple effect thing he has going in both pictures. I have no idea what either of them mean and the text following the pictures doesn't make any sense either: That's coming from these images being largely AI generated e: I mean they're 100% AI-generated but then he e.g. pasted in the 007 logo
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Oh jesus there's more:quote:Oh Geez! Combining real estate with licensing opens up imaginative and innovative possibilities beyond traditional theme parks. Imagine living spaces inspired by iconic brands like an Emoji Mall, 007 Tower, or even a Tetris-themed hotel. These concepts move beyond conventional architecture to offer unique experiences, where every element of the residence or hotel could reflect the essence of the brand. Transform the notion of living spaces into immersive, branded environments, appealing to fans (after all, we are all fans of something) and offering a new dimension of brand entergagement. It's a fresh way to rethink ordinary spaces, making them anything but common. MOTHERFUCKING THEME PARKS EVERYBODY.
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A Tetris themed hotel! A regular hotel plus we brick up all the rooms’ entries.
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I feel like I'm legitimately going insane:quote:Egeez World’s proudly partners with Ento Capital as our lead financial advisor to formulate financial feasibility studies, providing calculated and detailed justification for the requisite investment decisions for that opportunity. Ento Capital operates in the Dubai International Financial Centre (DIFC) and is regulated by the Dubai Financial Services Authority (DFSA). Ento Capital smoothly manages the process of securing any necessary funding from entities such as banks, development funds, and other forms of financiers for Egeez World’s miraculous development projects. (Click media logos for news.) Immediately below this blurb is a link to some Construction Weekly article about restructuring a Ritz Carlton project in Marrakech. What does this have to do with eegeez? gently caress if I know! Oh... Oh no. Eegeez.com has also been redesigned: quote:
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Oh god what?quote:Egeez (cough) WHY DID HE TYPE OUT THE WORD "COUGH"? quote:Close your eyes. N..no. I won't open my eyes. You can't make me. Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 05:18 on Feb 13, 2024 |
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You know he might be to make that argument that adding random ip's to completely unrelated ventures is a great idea that billions should be spent on, if he himself hadn't tried exactly that and massively failed. Like he's literally the worst person to be trying to sell this idea. That and if anyone looking to licensee out an IP see's he's involved in the project and does even a bit of research they'd quickly realize that he is way to crazy to be let near any IP.
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So he's just randomly typing A THEMED B (where A=brand and B=building type) into a text to image generator, right? And he believes that people not only want to build this crap, they want it so much that they will pay him for it. Is this what's actually happening?
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Hello, my name is Frank Frank and I would like you to patronize my haute-cuisine restaurant / neurosurgery clinic. Oh jeez!
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The Prismatic Goth posted:So he's just randomly typing A THEMED B (where A=brand and B=building type) into a text to image generator, right? I want to know if any of those guys on his "team" page know they're on said team. Iirc the last time he had something up like this it was taken down pretty quickly presumably because one of his teammates likely saw their bio and told him to take it down.
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The Prismatic Goth posted:Is this what's actually happening? Yes. Also hope he didn't put more than a few seconds thought into them as tetris hotel is just a horrible idea. Like other than everything being painted to resemble interconnected primary colored blocks -and boy that won't get old fast!- what do you even have?
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Die with dignity at our Silent Hill themed retirement home
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Kevin DuBrow posted:Die with dignity at our Silent Hill themed retirement home The retirement home doubles as a giant pachinko machine
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Shneak posted:This is a pretty professionally made site for him and there's somehow partners but it's just badly generating AI landscapes? There's not even a point of interaction. It's exactly the same type of language that was around NFTs.
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Frank Frank posted:Just so goddamned loving weird Oh, and I love to entergage!
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Frank Frank posted:Oh jesus there's more: I'm sorry that you fear the essence of The Brand!
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Frank Frank posted:I feel like I'm legitimately going insane: “It’s not like there’s anywhere else to buy from” — a store which doesn’t sell anything yet, in a very crowded market with hundreds of competitors that do
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Akratic Method posted:“It’s not like there’s anywhere else to buy from” "gently caress it. Where else am I gonna buy these?" Really sounds a lot more like a sigh of resignation than a glowing endorsement. More slogans should be like this imho "Well drat it. I guess our only real option is Denny's..."
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Frank Frank posted:Oh my god, Eegeez "contact us" email is "licensee@egeez.com". I'm glad to see MBS is finally taking the Neom city project seriously
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Frank Frank posted:Naaaaathen please stop. For the love of God, PLEASE STOP THIS MADNESS Alternatively; please continue the madness Nathen
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Dick Bastardly posted:Alternatively; please continue the madness Nathen 
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It's not like anything will come of anything with Nathen
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:It's not like anything will come of anything with Nathen Does mugshot in full body Garfield costume count as something?
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dr_rat posted:Does mugshot in full body Garfield costume count as something? Yes, Horror
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Frank Frank posted:Oh Geezus!
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Samovar posted:It's exactly the same type of language that was around NFTs. Yeah I think this kind of shines a light on what Nathen is actually aiming to achieve with all this. For the project to succeed, he doesn't actually need to build a Boss Baby-themed funeral home or whatever, although that would be a nice bonus I guess, he just needs to convince some rich dumbass to give him money to do so. After that if it works then it works, if not then it's easy enough to just pocket the money,
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Not even that, he needs to get a rich dumbass to give him money so he can get other rich dumbasses to give him money for the promise of Disney themed office parks
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quote:Imagine having delicious Winnie-the-Pooh waffles for breakfast. WinnieWAFFLES incoming.
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I still don't get why he thinks character shaped waffles are something new at all. A quick Google search shows that you can already buy a Winnie the Pooh waffle iron. 
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Escape From Noise posted:I still don't get why he thinks character shaped waffles are something new at all. He's very, very dumb. Also deeply brain poisoned by capitalism and brands.
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CodfishCartographer posted:Yeah I think this kind of shines a light on what Nathen is actually aiming to achieve with all this. For the project to succeed, he doesn't actually need to build a Boss Baby-themed funeral home or whatever, although that would be a nice bonus I guess, he just needs to convince some rich dumbass to give him money to do so. After that if it works then it works, if not then it's easy enough to just pocket the money, I know it’s false advertising, but I feel like a thread title of GarfieldEATS: build a Boss Baby-themed funeral home might introduce an entirely new audience to Nathen’s madness. And isn’t that really what he’d want? To use the power of BRANDS to raise awareness of himself?
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Escape From Noise posted:"gently caress it. Where else am I gonna buy these?" Really sounds a lot more like a sigh of resignation than a glowing endorsement.
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Those of you confused by the Tetris-themed hotel clearly didn't visit the site, or his AI mockups of the concept would have made his vision clear to you. 
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It looks like a level in a Candyland loadout fps.
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UwUnabomber posted:It looks like a level in a Candyland loadout fps. I was thinking more "lovely Illumination Entertainment movie" myself
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Fur20 posted:I was thinking more "lovely Illumination Entertainment movie" myself Yeah if there were few Minions hidden in that photo, I wouldn’t be surprised. Also, semi-related but I think Minions are the absolutely perfect match for Nathen’s personal brand
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