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Buck Wildman)
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i just look around and interact with my environment to figure out what to do but i'm an adult
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Feb 13, 2024 15:57
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KirbyKhan posted:We must forsake yellow paint and RETVRN to little white gloved hand pointing instead of mantiling a likatu flies in, picks you up and puts you on the ledge
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Feb 13, 2024 16:00
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Al! posted:mantiling is this creating a mosaic surface of men grouted into the ground or wall?
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Feb 13, 2024 16:02
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Hatebag posted:is this creating a mosaic surface of men grouted into the ground or wall? that'd be pretty fuckin cool
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Feb 13, 2024 16:04
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Hatebag posted:is this creating a mosaic surface of men grouted into the ground or wall? Stop making me wistful for Eternal Darkness.
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Feb 13, 2024 16:05
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Mr. Sharps posted:the slapstick in the souls games is great 
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Feb 13, 2024 16:10
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Warning labels had to be put on everything and goons expect people to not need visual or audio cues.
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Feb 13, 2024 16:14
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Mr Hootington posted:Warning labels had to be put on everything and goons expect people to not need visual or audio cues. i just don't put the hairdryer in water, it's easy
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Feb 13, 2024 16:17
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i think people should have a chance to find the ladder on their own
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Feb 13, 2024 16:19
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Love to get performatively mad at warning labels in the kitchen to impress the wife. "Don't climb into the dishwasher? Haha who would do that? You gotta put warning labels on everything now because people are so dumb. Real sign America is dying"
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Feb 13, 2024 16:20
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Dipshits couldn't figure out not to put your hands in a running lawnmower blade. You expect them to figure out which box can be moved?
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Feb 13, 2024 16:20
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well you can't lose your hand playing a video game, is the difference
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Feb 13, 2024 16:21
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:well you can't lose your hand playing a video game, is the difference VR and Mario Party 1 beg to differ
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Feb 13, 2024 16:22
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you are robbing people of the satisfaction of a job well done when they find the ladder. you are cutting their grapes for them.
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Feb 13, 2024 16:22
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Large Testicles posted:that'd be pretty fuckin cool agreed! 
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Feb 13, 2024 16:26
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I'm not insecure enough about my intuition to care whether a game handholds me through something
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Feb 13, 2024 16:28
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Hatebag posted:ff7 had so many mini games. motorcycle, chocobos, ft condor, parade, train, a casino full of games, paleontology, snowboarding, mountaineering, submarine, and a bunch of others. plus the levels were hand-drawn puzzles you had to navigate but they gave you an option to turn on little pointers to show you where to go. lots of variety, good design the remake better include dolphin jumping.
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Feb 13, 2024 16:28
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goth smoking cloves posted:VR and Mario Party 1 beg to differ I was one of those kids who obliterated his palms by spinning the control stick. remembering when nintendo offered to provide protective gloves to owners of mario party 1 with a serene smile of perfect wisdom spreading across my face years later I would do something similar by rubbing my thumb across the X and O buttons for the button-mashing attacks in god hand and giving myself blisters, because as a gamer, I have never learned a single thing in my god drat life
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Feb 13, 2024 16:30
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for me, its more about if the failure is interesting or not its not very engaging to have to backtrack through several areas cause an item was in a barrel that looks like all the other indestructible barrels but this one needed to be broken to progress. so painted barrels or whatever dont really bother me however, it is interesting if my truck tips over and dumps all of my cargo into the nearby river. Now i have to engage in different sorts of gameplay to resolve the gently caress up friction can be a good thing, as long as it is interesting or engaging in some way
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Feb 13, 2024 16:31
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Lol I never knew about the gloves
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Feb 13, 2024 16:32
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Bear Retrieval Unit posted:the remake better include dolphin jumping. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL33pUIwZ5U&t=306s
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Feb 13, 2024 16:33
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i had those gloves, we got them at the same time as some weird DK64 banana controller cover thing
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Feb 13, 2024 16:33
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goth smoking cloves posted:Lol I never knew about the gloves
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Feb 13, 2024 16:33
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Retromancer posted:Stop making me wistful for Eternal Darkness. I tried... I tried to tell them... But they wouldn't listen to me... The fools cast away their hopes of salvation by locking me in this damned asylum! MAY THE RATS EAT YOUR EYES! ... The Darkness comes! It will drat us all!
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Feb 13, 2024 16:38
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i am going to work on crafting a post about yellow ladders that pisses off everyone
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Feb 13, 2024 16:39
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now that yellow paint is the shorthand gamer language for "go here" it's gonna be fun to see games use it to intentionally gently caress with players to lead them down dead ends
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Feb 13, 2024 16:41
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i think games should start incorporating hobo sigils, like "friendly people," ""tender vittles," "pretty wife," "this is not a place of honor," etc
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Feb 13, 2024 16:43
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Hatebag posted:i think games should start incorporating hobo sigils, like "friendly people," ""tender vittles," "pretty wife," "this is not a place of honor," etc Death Stranding and Dark Souls/Elden Ring getting pretty close
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Feb 13, 2024 16:44
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if only i had a giant... but hole
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Feb 13, 2024 16:46
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more games need corpses who died writing a warning in their blood. genre doesn't matter it could be a farming game and there's just a dead cow with a crimson hoof and EGGS INSIDE scrawled on the chicken coop
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Feb 13, 2024 16:46
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drat, can't wait for Final Fantasy.
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Feb 13, 2024 16:46
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:Death Stranding and Dark Souls/Elden Ring getting pretty close Fort Night
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Feb 13, 2024 16:47
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"other players can use the stuff you made" is one of the coolest Death Stranding things that feels like such a natural extension of the Soulslike message system, I can't to see what other places it goes in the future.
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Feb 13, 2024 16:48
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Fortnite was the second ever "strand-type" game when they introduced those trees you could plant on the island that you could harvest loot fruit from but other players could grab poo poo from your tree too.
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Feb 13, 2024 16:49
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A dozen people on the Ishimura coordinating to write CUT OFF THEIR LIMBS in 2 foot high letters in their own blood on random walls.
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Feb 13, 2024 16:50
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Retromancer posted:A dozen people on the Ishimura coordinating to write CUT OFF THEIR LIMBS in 2 foot high letters in their own blood on random walls. I'm shooting my way to HR this is not the goal the blood drive was meant to fulfill
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Feb 13, 2024 16:55
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:"other players can use the stuff you made" is one of the coolest Death Stranding things that feels like such a natural extension of the Soulslike message system, I can't to see what other places it goes in the future. I'm still not sure whether this was entirely faked, but also I don't want to know
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Feb 13, 2024 16:58
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Mr Hootington posted:Fort Night this and grass justify that entire system being in elden ring
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Feb 13, 2024 17:00
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KirbyKhan posted:We must forsake yellow paint and RETVRN to little white gloved hand pointing
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Feb 13, 2024 17:01
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all games should strive to include systems where literal translations of player shitposting confuse and grief millions
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Feb 13, 2024 17:03
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