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Shrecknet: Jan 2, 2005

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# ? Feb 10, 2024 04:34

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 07:00

Mandel Brotset: Jan 1, 2024

thank you, comrade bees

# ? Feb 10, 2024 05:09

Lugubrious: Jul 2, 2004

Loving "lost his footing" as a euphemism for "ate poo poo on the pavement."

https://youtu.be/mWbkOS2etis?si=T07okh3qbb4EGp5u

# ? Feb 10, 2024 06:06

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

�volunteer officer� oh please get hosed

# ? Feb 10, 2024 06:42

The Islamic Shock: Apr 8, 2021

I wonder how long it'll take before there's some precedent saying you automatically get charged with assaulting a police officer if they pull a gun on you because they're only allowed to do that if they believe there is an imminent risk of physical harm to themselves and all cops follow training perfectly when it's convenient to say they do

# ? Feb 10, 2024 16:47

Pontificating Ass: Aug 2, 2002; What Doth Life?

FacelessVoid posted:

https://x.com/scotthech/status/1755962376221028670?s=46&t=KjgCk8AMcWdgl97WT6zMuA

my dad was rambling about this the other day and I had no idea what he was talking about. apparently it�s making the rounds on fox. Hispanics are taught to jump cops by their parents I was told.

lol turns out an rear end in a top hat cop assaulted a dad with a baby stroller

This was a huge conservative talking point on twitter for about a week, turns out everyone should have kept in mind that cops are violent whining pissbaby liars who are never held accountable

https://twitter.com/Esqueer_/status/1756024559159923081

# ? Feb 10, 2024 19:44

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3: Nov 15, 2003

yes the democrat gov declared that all the filthy browns be rounded up and deported, which she was waiting for an excuse to say but i mean have you seen the other guys??????

# ? Feb 11, 2024 01:23

Koishi Komeiji: Mar 30, 2003

https://twitter.com/githii/status/1757500612143407501

If you just happened to be walking down the sidewalk when this happened this cop would have mag dumped you while crying and he would get away with it too.

# ? Feb 14, 2024 01:53

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

do they teach cops to fatroll at the academy because i really dont understand why they keep doing it

# ? Feb 14, 2024 01:57

text editor: Jan 8, 2007

Koishi Komeiji posted:

https://twitter.com/githii/status/1757500612143407501

If you just happened to be walking down the sidewalk when this happened this cop would have mag dumped you while crying and he would get away with it too.

Report: https://www.sheriff-okaloosa.org/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/IA-2023-031-Final-Report-Jackson.pdf

quote:

* Investigator Hogan showed Deputy Hernandez still photos taken from his BWC video of
the OIS. He showed the frames where the acorn first comes into frame and the
subsequent frames where the acorn can be seen bouncing off the roof of his patrol
vehicle.
* Deputy Hernandez asked, �Acorn?� Investigator Hogan answered, �Acorn.�
* Investigator Hogan asked Deputy Hernandez if in general he was familiar with the
sound of acorns striking vehicles. Deputy Hernandez said he was. Investigator
Hogan then asked if that sound could have been the sound he heard that led him to
believe Mr. Jackson had shot him. Deputy Hernandez said, �It could be. [7
second pause in speaking] I don't think so, but it could be.�

So the other cop on site, without identifying a target or figuring out what was going on, saw the direction Officer "Acorns fired!" was shooting and just started unloading too:

quote:

* Investigator Henderson asked Sergeant Roberts what she did next. She answered, �Uh,
ran to, ran out between the cars that we were, we were talking or ran from the place that
we were talking to the females. Ran out to the, the main roadway, at which point in time
I could see that Jesse was down. Um, he was, I asked him, I think, what or where, or, or,
but it was more of, I want to say it was more of a response, because I heard him say shots
fired, and it was kind of, again, just, I don't know. It's kind of like a, a reaction what way
or one, you know, who, um, which point in time I saw that Deputy Hernandez was down.
Um, he was, had his gun pointed to the back of his patrol car, at which point in time, um,
when I was drawing my, my pistol, my magazine that was in my, uh, mag mag pouch.
somehow flew out. At which point I thought I had a malfunction. I thought that I
dropped the magazine somehow hit the mag release on my firearm, and that, that was the
magazine that fell out. Turns out it wasn't, it was the one from my mag pouch. That was
why there was one on the ground. Um, at which point in time I, I think I fired, I don't
know how many I fired. I know I fired more than one. Um, I can't tell you exactly how
many, but I fired at the vehicle because I saw Deputy Hernandez down on the ground and
he tells me that shots are fired and he's hit, and it scared the hell out of me, because I
thought that I was watching him be killed.�

* Investigator Henderson asked if she could identify where the threat was coming from.
Sergeant Roberts answered, �No, but based on what I asked him, I, when I say no, I
mean, I can't tell you what side of the vehicle he was in. I, it was the patrol car. That's
where the threat is coming from, and I'm thinking we have, we've, we've missed the gun
in the pat down, and somehow, he is, he shot Jesse from the car, and Jesse's down.�

* Investigator Hogan asked which agency member shot first, she answered, �I, I don't
know. I don't know if I shot first, or if he shot first. Is that, is that what you're asking?�
Investigator Hogan answered, �Yes, ma'am.� She replied, �I don't know.�

But even after putting deputy #2 through the ringer asking why she was shooting at an unidentified threat, report comes to this conclusion

quote:

Sergeant Roberts� response was objectively reasonable. Without the benefit of hindsight, and
making split-second decisions based on the information she was gathering through her senses,
Sergeant Roberts acted in a manner consistent with the protection of life in the face of imminent
and immediate danger of death.

quote:

Findings:
Deputy Jesse Hernandez
1. The facts and evidence show Deputy Jesse Hernandez's use of deadly force against Mr.
Jackson was not objectively reasonable. OCSO General Order 11.03, Section E,
Paragraph 35, Excessive Use of Control to Resistance is SUSTAINED.
Sergeant Beth Roberts
1. The facts and evidence show Sergeant Beth Roberts' use of deadly force against Mr.
Jackson was objectively reasonable. OCSO General Order 11.03, Section E,
Paragraph 35, Excessive Use of Control to Resistance is EXONERATED.

text editor has issued a correction as of 02:43 on Feb 14, 2024

# ? Feb 14, 2024 02:40

LIterallyABikeshop: Nov 13, 2023

all this is kind of burying the fact that there was a dude in the car handcuffed and they executed him because they thought an acorn was a gunshot

# ? Feb 14, 2024 02:53

StashAugustine: Mar 24, 2013; Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Al! posted:

do they teach cops to fatroll at the academy because i really dont understand why they keep doing it

They've gone over the 50% load breakpoint since then

# ? Feb 14, 2024 02:57

Tenkaris: Feb 10, 2006; I would really prefer if you would be quiet.

LIterallyABikeshop posted:

all this is kind of burying the fact that there was a dude in the car handcuffed and they executed him because they thought an acorn was a gunshot

I think the guy lived because they failed to actually hit him but the intent was there, sure

# ? Feb 14, 2024 02:57

RadiRoot: Feb 3, 2007

Koishi Komeiji posted:

https://twitter.com/githii/status/1757500612143407501

If you just happened to be walking down the sidewalk when this happened this cop would have mag dumped you while crying and he would get away with it too.

good thing he wasnt a forest ranger

# ? Feb 15, 2024 02:15

lumpentroll: Mar 4, 2020

Tenkaris posted:

I think the guy lived because they failed to actually hit him but the intent was there, sure

lol

# ? Feb 15, 2024 02:18

lumpentroll: Mar 4, 2020

they should fire her for missing imo

# ? Feb 15, 2024 02:19

Coolness Averted: Feb 20, 2007; oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

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Koishi Komeiji posted:

https://twitter.com/githii/status/1757500612143407501

If you just happened to be walking down the sidewalk when this happened this cop would have mag dumped you while crying and he would get away with it too.

When I first watched this based on the bodycam footage and the screaming and crying lady after the tactical manuever I was afraid that happened to someone.

# ? Feb 15, 2024 02:53

The Islamic Shock: Apr 8, 2021

So they think it's a gunshot and their first reaction is to fire at the man in handcuffs who's presumably already been searched

I just tried to see if it's actually possible to find some way to contort my body such that I could plausibly fire off my revolver, with hands behind my back, seated and through a windshield, and it turns out the answer is barely but there's no loving way I'd be able to aim the thing, at all. I'd also have to be standing and bent forward as far as possible which come to think of it in a cramped car with a barrier between front and back would probably make it impossible to get a shot off in any direction other than the car seat

The Islamic Shock has issued a correction as of 06:12 on Feb 21, 2024

# ? Feb 21, 2024 06:10

eSports Chaebol: Feb 22, 2005; Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

The Islamic Shock posted:

So they think it's a gunshot and their first reaction is to fire at the man in handcuffs who's presumably already been searched

I just tried to see if it's actually possible to find some way to contort my body such that I could plausibly fire off my revolver, with hands behind my back, seated and through a windshield, and it turns out the answer is barely but there's no loving way I'd be able to aim the thing, at all. I'd also have to be standing and bent forward as far as possible which come to think of it in a cramped car with a barrier between front and back would probably make it impossible to get a shot off in any direction other than the car seat

people who have been searched for guns and placed in handcuffs in a locked police cruiser shoot themselves all the time just to make cops look bad

# ? Feb 21, 2024 16:09

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

the narrative they're spinning on pro-cop websites is that his girlfriend "showed them a picture of him with a silencer" and so the cop was seemingly on high alert for sub-sonic firearm assault.

# ? Feb 21, 2024 16:16

Koishi Komeiji: Mar 30, 2003

The Islamic Shock posted:

So they think it's a gunshot and their first reaction is to fire at the man in handcuffs who's presumably already been searched

I just tried to see if it's actually possible to find some way to contort my body such that I could plausibly fire off my revolver, with hands behind my back, seated and through a windshield, and it turns out the answer is barely but there's no loving way I'd be able to aim the thing, at all. I'd also have to be standing and bent forward as far as possible which come to think of it in a cramped car with a barrier between front and back would probably make it impossible to get a shot off in any direction other than the car seat

Now imagine doing all that with a big bulky silencer attached to the gun that the cops somehow missed when they searched you. Also the cop making that excuse thinks silencers make that cool "tweet tweet" laser sound like in James Bond movies and not a slightly less loud gunshot like in real life.

# ? Feb 21, 2024 19:18

gbut: Mar 28, 2008; 😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉

https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr/former-dea-task-force-officer-sentenced-prison-unlawfully-assaulting-individual-during

I kinda wonder why his pals decided to throw him under the bus, but I also don�t care enough to look it up.

# ? Feb 23, 2024 19:26

err: Apr 11, 2005; I carry my own weight no matter how heavy this shit gets...

Going 74 in a 25 and hitting a pedestrian in a marked crosswalk.
https://twitter.com/USATODAY/status/1761015812133896499

# ? Feb 23, 2024 20:20

Coolness Averted: Feb 20, 2007; oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

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err posted:

Going 74 in a 25 and hitting a pedestrian in a marked crosswalk.
https://twitter.com/USATODAY/status/1761015812133896499

quote:

Auderer left his body camera on when he spoke to police union President Mike Solan and made remarks about Kandula's death.

In footage released in September by the Seattle Police Department, Auderer, a drug recognition expert, told Solan, "it does not seem like there's a criminal investigation going on." Solan's responses can't be heard in the footage.

He cast doubt about how far Kandula was thrown when Dave struck her and said the officer wasn't driving recklessly. He told Solan the student is dead, then laughs adding, "No it's a regular person," and suggests the city should write a check.

“$11,000. She was 26 anyway,” Auderer said, misstating Kandula’s age. “She had limited value.”

Dave is the murderer, Auderer an accomplice who investigated the scene, and Kandula the victim to add context to the quote.

# ? Feb 23, 2024 21:24

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

so are they going to get a raise or what

# ? Feb 23, 2024 22:10

Rockstar Massacre: Mar 2, 2009; i only have a crazy life
because i make risky decisions
from a position of
unreasonable self-confidence

i would simply hide the gun exactly on my pubis so the police would mistake the foot long silencer for my dong

# ? Feb 23, 2024 23:05

Dr Pepper: Feb 4, 2012; Don't like it? well...

A brief glimpse of the concept pigs hold for human beings.

# ? Feb 24, 2024 02:56

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Rockstar Massacre posted:

i would simply hide the gun exactly on my pubis so the police would mistake the foot long silencer for my dong

what are you talking about theyd blow you away immediately

e: oh i thought you said dog

# ? Feb 24, 2024 03:09

nudejedi: Mar 5, 2002; Shanghai Tippytap

Coolness Averted posted:

Dave is the murderer, Auderer an accomplice who investigated the scene, and Kandula the victim to add context to the quote.

2/3 of those people deserve to be dead, and it's assuredly not the one who is.

# ? Feb 24, 2024 13:13

Rubellavator: Aug 16, 2007

https://i.imgur.com/P0Mrfq4.mp4

# ? Feb 26, 2024 05:48

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

you would think that cops would be more respectful of an emergency vet. that's where they go for impacted hooves!

# ? Feb 26, 2024 05:52

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

If it had been a dog, the cops would have shot it through the crate.

# ? Feb 26, 2024 06:01

Koishi Komeiji: Mar 30, 2003

Only 6 cops for a traffic stop!? The other 90 cops must have been dealing with a jaywalker on the other side of town.

# ? Feb 26, 2024 18:59

hubris.height: Jan 6, 2005; Pork Pro

Koishi Komeiji posted:

Only 6 cops for a traffic stop!? The other 90 cops must have been dealing with a jaywalker on the other side of town.

lol

# ? Feb 26, 2024 19:09

Rubellavator: Aug 16, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEVqWkgChqk

found the source of the video while looking for an article. the whole chase is like an exit ramp and two turns and the cops pitted him twice but he just kept driving

# ? Feb 26, 2024 19:20

mawarannahr: May 21, 2019

critical support for this officer, the vice president, and the city of Bellevue. they did good this time.
Bellevue officer who fell onto I-5 during VP visit loses health benefits

www.seattletimes.com - Tue, 05 Mar 2024 posted:

A Bellevue police officer who was seriously hurt while escorting Vice President Kamala Harris� motorcade last year has taken a swipe at the city of Bellevue�s policies after his benefits expired last week.�

Motorcycle Officer Kevin Bereta was part of a team of officers who helped clear the roadway for Harris during a visit to Seattle in August. During the ride, Bereta struck the side of the Michigan Street onramp and fell up to 60 feet onto the southbound lanes of Interstate 5, suffering significant injuries to his back, leg and shoulder, according to a statement from a Bellevue Police Department spokesperson at the time.�

Bereta, who has three kids and has worked for the department since 2018, spent three weeks in the hospital. By February, Bereta was still unable to work, according to a statement from his attorney, Karen Koehler, a senior managing partner at the Stritmatter, Kessler, Koehler, Moore law firm in Seattle.�

Under the contract between the Bellevue Police Officers� Guild and the city of Bellevue, Bereta had six months to recover and return to work, or he would lose his benefits, the law firm said in a news release last week.�

The guild asked the city to make an exception and extend Bereta�s benefits but �ran into a brick wall,� the law firm alleged. Bereta asked his physician to return to work on �light duty� to retain his benefits, but his doctors advised against it, the law firm continued.

�Officer Bereta served his city, state, and country. He did so faithfully and bravely,� Koehler said in a statement. �But where are the authorities now that he has been hurt in the line of duty? The City of Bellevue�s decision not to extend his disability leave supplement is callous, inhuman and frankly pathetic.��

In response, the city of Bellevue said city-provided benefits are consistent with other cities in the region and are ratified in agreement with employees� unions.

�The city has a duty to administer our policies consistently and we are in the process of evaluating these policies to ensure they reflect our value of commitment to employees and responsible stewardship to the community we serve,� the city�s statement said.

In a statement, the police union said it has worked continuously to find a solution with the Police Department and city, but �no solution has been made available.� The guild urged the city to further pursue options for Bereta to retain his benefits before returning to full duty.

�It is incredibly hurtful to all Bellevue officers to watch Kevin, who has suffered such a severe on-duty injury, be treated in such a nonchalant manner,� the union said.

Bereta and his attorney alleged the incident was so severe because a railing on the side of the ramp where Bereta fell was too short. When his motorcycle hit the side of the ramp, Bereta tried to grab onto the railing but wasn�t able to do so.�

�Because the railing was too short, he slid over the top and plunged 60 feet onto the highway below,� the law firm alleged in the news release.

That railing is about 30 inches high from the bridge deck to the top of the concrete rail and about 38 inches from the bridge deck to the top of the aluminum railing, according to the Washington State Department of Transportation. Agency spokesperson Tina Werner said bridge engineers evaluated the railing last year and found it was �structurally sufficient.�

WSDOT policy enacted in 2014 says to design any new bridge with a standard rail height of 42 inches. National standards are that new bridges designed with a barrier system are built to 32 inches.

# ? Mar 6, 2024 07:05

Tenkaris: Feb 10, 2006; I would really prefer if you would be quiet.

lol "he fell because the railing was too short!" :qq:

# ? Mar 6, 2024 07:06

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
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Kamala was probably high as tits the whole time. big lmao

# ? Mar 6, 2024 07:12

Proust Malone: Apr 4, 2008

https://www.stritmatter.com/city-of-bellevue-shafts-motorcycle-officer-who-fell-onto-i-5-during-vice-president-escort/

he fell because he was exceeding the speed limit and he couldn�t negotiate the turn.

quote:

Per protocol, upon completion of the clearing, the motorcycle officers were to quickly operate their vehicles to position them well in front of the Vice President�s entourage so that they could continue to clear in advance.

Officer Bereta caught back up to the procession and was adjacent to several vehicles as they traveled over the Michigan Street onramp. Per protocol, he was not traveling the posted speed limit but was exceeding it. As he began traveling across the ramp, his motorcycle struck the side of the ramp, and he was ejected. His arms moved along the top of the old 27� tall railing, and he tried to grab onto it without success.

I would wager that protocol allows them to exceed the speed limit as long as doing so doesn�t endanger themselves or others.

but also, you shouldn�t lose your ability to receive medical care because of this kind of thing. everyone deserves care.

Proust Malone has issued a correction as of 07:20 on Mar 6, 2024

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 07:00

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Proust Malone posted:

https://www.stritmatter.com/city-of-bellevue-shafts-motorcycle-officer-who-fell-onto-i-5-during-vice-president-escort/

he fell because he was exceeding the speed limit and he couldn’t negotiate the turn.

I would wager that protocol allows them to exceed the speed limit as long as doing so doesn’t endanger themselves or others.

but also, you shouldn’t lose your ability to receive medical care because of this kind of thing. everyone deserves care.

He gets care, he just will have to pay for it some other way. Also he probably is getting some sort of disability and/or workers comp benefits that go unmentioned for ~reasons~

# ? Mar 6, 2024 12:05

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