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Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

Atticus_1354 posted:

Both points are wrong. We hate each other and we actually give them fun little fidget spinners to play with in their mouths.

This isn't the pyf sex toys thread sir

# ? Feb 13, 2024 16:53

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# ? May 25, 2024 16:30

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

Atticus_1354 posted:

Both points are wrong. We hate each other and we actually give them fun little fidget spinners to play with in their mouths.

# ? Feb 13, 2024 17:03

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

I went to a Lipizzaner show to please my then girlfriend and it was the stupidest poo poo.

Horses are powerful and stupid. If they want to dance, you don't have to force them!

# ? Feb 13, 2024 22:38

Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Popular culture has passed you by.

Inzombiac posted:

I went to a Lipizzaner show to please my then girlfriend and it was the stupidest poo poo.

Horses are powerful and stupid. If they want to dance, you don't have to force them!

I'd guess forcing them is half the fun.

If you are being friendly to a masochist, you are doing it wrong.

# ? Feb 14, 2024 00:07

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

"airs above the ground" like loving as opposed to what

# ? Feb 14, 2024 00:12

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Inzombiac posted:

I went to a Lipizzaner show to please my then girlfriend and it was the stupidest poo poo.

Horses are powerful and stupid. If they want to dance, you don't have to force them!

The problem is rich people. In order to convince themselves that they deserve the unethical amounts of money/power they wield, they have to convince themselves and others that they're not like most people. They are special. In ancient times, this meant telling people you were chosen by god and surrounding yourself with symbols of divine power. In modern times, it means telling people you're intelligent in new ways, an innovator, an entrepreneur, a disruptor.

In old, but not too old, times, it meant telling people you were extra sensitive and refined, well-bred, a class above common folk. And so you couldn't be seen enjoying the same things as everyday people. So while most people agree that this is one of the best things you can watch a horse do, if a rich person admitted to enjoying that, the whole socio-economic system would come tumbling down.

So rich people needed their own thing to enjoy watching horses do, and it had to be inaccessible to commoners. Special horses. With special riders. Doing special things. And then maybe sometimes a horse would go rogue and have fun, and everyone would get to actually enjoy themselves.

# ? Feb 14, 2024 01:07

luchadornado: Oct 7, 2004; A boombox is not a toy!

yeah but... why horses?

# ? Feb 14, 2024 01:35

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Expensive and alive

Seems familiar

# ? Feb 14, 2024 01:42

Baron von Eevl: Jan 24, 2005; WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR
🔊😴

Horses can also be used to subjugate the unwashed masses.

# ? Feb 14, 2024 01:43

PittTheElder: Feb 13, 2012; Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

luchadornado posted:

yeah but... why horses?

Horses have been elite status symbols since the PIE expansion

# ? Feb 14, 2024 01:46

Empty Sandwich: Apr 22, 2008; goatse mugs

[Mick Jagger voice]

luchadornado posted:

why horses?

# ? Feb 14, 2024 01:48

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Empty Sandwich posted:

[Mick Jagger voice]

# ? Feb 14, 2024 01:53

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

Empty Sandwich posted:

[Mick Jagger voice]

# ? Feb 14, 2024 02:46

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

Horses are stupid is certainly a take

# ? Feb 14, 2024 02:56

Ziv Zulander: Mar 24, 2017; ZZ for short

Horses are a dangerous invasive species and should be treated as such

# ? Feb 14, 2024 03:00

SpacePig: Apr 4, 2007; Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

My horse is an indoor horse.

# ? Feb 14, 2024 03:05

wakka wakka: Oct 9, 2004

SpacePig posted:

My horse is an indoor horse.

He neighs from the floor above

# ? Feb 14, 2024 03:06

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Discount Dracula posted:

It�s okay to dislike them for more than just boring music.

�More contemporary rock stars like Anthony Kiedis of Red Hot Chili Peppers also bragged about committing statutory rape with no repercussions. In his 2005 autobiography, Scar Tissue, Kiedis recounts his sexual relationship with a 14-year-old Catholic school girl. Kiedis was 23 years old at the time; and after learning of her age, he proceeded to have sex with her again. He writes:

��The next day we drove to Baton Rouge, and of course, she came with us. After we got offstage, she came up to me and said, �I have something to tell you. My father�s the chief of police and the entire state of Louisiana is looking for me because I�ve gone missing. Oh, and besides that, I�m only fourteen.� I wasn�t incredibly scared, because in my somewhat deluded mind, I knew that if she told the chief of police she was in love with me, he wasn�t going to have me taken out to a field and shot, but I did want to get her the hell back home right away. So we had sex one more time.��

Their relationship inspired Red Hot Chili Peppers� 1985 song �Catholic School Girls Rule,� which has been played live by the band as recently as 2007. Following his public admission in Scar Tissue, Kiedis and his band continued to enjoy rockstar status. They�ve won Grammys, headlined festivals, and even made a cameo at the Super Bowl. In 2012, Red Hot Chili Peppers were enshrined in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.�

https://consequence.net/2017/11/the-uncomfortable-disregard-for-legendary-rockers-sexual-misconduct/

This anecdote reminds me of the story that 70s Australian/NZ Rock group Dragon tells of playing some country NSW town, picking up some groupies, and moving on. Only to have the entire police force of the small town chase after the tour bus lights and sirens blazing. Because one of the groupies was the 14 year old daughter of the local police chief. It inspired the song "Are you old enough?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSMyBm9QMLQ

# ? Feb 14, 2024 03:34

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

gently caress the Police ['s Daughter]

# ? Feb 14, 2024 03:46

Metaline: Aug 20, 2003

SpacePig posted:

My horse is an indoor horse.

Sorry, Maury. I'm not a gymnast.

# ? Feb 14, 2024 03:48

Glottis: May 29, 2002; No. It's necessary.; Yam Slacker

BrigadierSensible posted:

This anecdote reminds me of the story that 70s Australian/NZ Rock group Dragon tells of playing some country NSW town, picking up some groupies, and moving on. Only to have the entire police force of the small town chase after the tour bus lights and sirens blazing. Because one of the groupies was the 14 year old daughter of the local police chief. It inspired the song "Are you old enough?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSMyBm9QMLQ

I guess Australia's age of consent is like 16 so maybe a 14 year old is a reasonable mistake, but gross. Singer was 24 when it came out.

# ? Feb 14, 2024 04:25

Shit Fuckasaurus: Oct 14, 2005; i think right angles might be an abomination against nature you guys; Lipstick Apathy

wakka wakka posted:

He neighs from the floor above

My horse can't get down those stairs, so now he's an indoor horse

# ? Feb 14, 2024 04:40

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

kiimo posted:

Horses are stupid is certainly a take

Horses are stupid in that they are terrified of everything, so much that it can kill them.

# ? Feb 14, 2024 05:28

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

Don't ever surprise your grandparents because they are also stupid

# ? Feb 14, 2024 05:32

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

Imagine what could happen if they think of aunts

# ? Feb 14, 2024 05:34

1stGear: Jan 16, 2010; Here's to the new us.

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Imagine what could happen if they think of aunts

lmao

# ? Feb 14, 2024 05:37

Lazy_Liberal: Sep 17, 2005; These stones are precious

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Imagine what could happen if they think of aunts

lol

# ? Feb 14, 2024 06:29

Gnome de plume: Sep 5, 2006; Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.

Data Graham posted:

"airs above the ground" like loving as opposed to what

subterranean gases

# ? Feb 14, 2024 07:24

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Never trust a horse! *spits on beard*

# ? Feb 14, 2024 07:32

Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

In the same book, Kiedis recounts how he himself was statutory-raped. That probably goes a long way to explaining his sexual proclivities.

# ? Feb 14, 2024 10:06

BallerBallerDillz: Jun 11, 2009; Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me; Scratchmo

Elfface posted:

The problem is rich people. In order to convince themselves that they deserve the unethical amounts of money/power they wield, they have to convince themselves and others that they're not like most people. They are special. In ancient times, this meant telling people you were chosen by god and surrounding yourself with symbols of divine power. In modern times, it means telling people you're intelligent in new ways, an innovator, an entrepreneur, a disruptor.

In old, but not too old, times, it meant telling people you were extra sensitive and refined, well-bred, a class above common folk. And so you couldn't be seen enjoying the same things as everyday people. So while most people agree that this is one of the best things you can watch a horse do, if a rich person admitted to enjoying that, the whole socio-economic system would come tumbling down.

So rich people needed their own thing to enjoy watching horses do, and it had to be inaccessible to commoners. Special horses. With special riders. Doing special things. And then maybe sometimes a horse would go rogue and have fun, and everyone would get to actually enjoy themselves.

This link was good enough that I instantly got over the disappointment that it wasn't Mr. Ed. If one of you fuckers has an article explaining how they made that horse talk by giving it meth or something please keep it to yourself :ohdear:

# ? Feb 14, 2024 10:17

CJacobs: Apr 17, 2011; Reach for the moon!

I've got bad news for you my friend, I'm sorry but you must know: Horses cannot talk at all.

# ? Feb 14, 2024 10:19

Arivia: Mar 17, 2011

BallerBallerDillz posted:

This link was good enough that I instantly got over the disappointment that it wasn't Mr. Ed. If one of you fuckers has an article explaining how they made that horse talk by giving it meth or something please keep it to yourself

They gave it peanut butter.

# ? Feb 14, 2024 10:20

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?