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fanfic insert posted:sounds like you're anti science buddy More like "harvest the juicy youthful organs of orphans and graft them in so the athlete has 4 hearts and 18 lungs" knowing Thiel. And then let em' snort a line of meth.
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Shame Boy posted:Like I guarantee he'd be advocating for poor people gladiatorial fights to the death instead if he thought he could get away with it. "just let them foul"
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I kinda wanna make a parody of websites like that one but with an updated 21st century version of A Modest Proposal but I get the feeling the fact that it's satire would be lost on most people and we'd wind up with actual advocacy for eating poor people or whatever. Still, that clean feel-good corporate bullshit website format would be perfect for that...
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Who would want to eat a poor person? Yuck.
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I'm bored so here's a proof of concept just from editing the site in the dev tools
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I’m not racist! I ate a black kid yesterday!
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Shame Boy posted:Like I guarantee he'd be advocating for poor people gladiatorial fights to the death instead if he thought he could get away with it. Give it five to ten years.
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Shame Boy posted:I kinda wanna make a parody of websites like that one but with an updated 21st century version of A Modest Proposal but I get the feeling the fact that it's satire would be lost on most people and we'd wind up with actual advocacy for eating poor people or whatever. In the UK, Channel 4 did this last year with a TV cooking show rather than a website https://theconversation.com/channel-4s-shocking-gregg-wallace-the-british-miracle-meat-owes-much-to-swift-and-his-gruesome-satire-210599
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poemdexter posted:I’m not racist! I ate a black kid yesterday! Some of my best meals are foreign!
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Some of my best meals are foreign! I’ve been getting really into eating Guatemalan lately
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Shame Boy posted:Like I guarantee he'd be advocating for poor people gladiatorial fights to the death instead if he thought he could get away with it. We've already had that, they're called Bumfights. And it wasn't even a billionaire like Thiel that organized them but some college kid I think.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Some of my best meals are foreign! Lol
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Panfilo posted:We've already had that, they're called Bumfights. And it wasn't even a billionaire like Thiel that organized them but some college kid I think. Bumfights guy is a huge piece of poo poo but he did get kicked off Dr. Phil for showing up in a bald cap Dr. Phil costume so far be it from me to cast aspersions.
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So, just to be clear: we're eating the poor and the rich now? Are middle income people safe from goons?
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BonHair posted:So, just to be clear: we're eating the poor and the rich now? Are middle income people safe from goons? You eat rich people to show off your wealth. You eat poor people to show off your progressive bone fides. You eat middle class people cause it’s Tuesday evening and you just want to run into the grocery store and get some Kroger premium label poo poo without thinking too hard about it
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HashtagGirlboss posted:You eat rich people to show off your wealth. You eat poor people to show off your progressive bone fides. You eat middle class people cause it’s Tuesday evening and you just want to run into the grocery store and get some Kroger premium label poo poo without thinking too hard about it "Progressive Bone Fides" sounds like it would be the actual brand of that product
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Weatherman posted:"Progressive Bone Fides" sounds like it would be the actual brand of that product lol and also that was totally intentional and not just my phone deciding I meant bone and not bona, I swear
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Progressive boneless fillets
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Sorry I only eat farm to table, grass fed vegans.
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poemdexter posted:Sorry I only eat farm to table, grass fed vegans. the weed makes them less gamey
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cows make fat from grass. its a pretty cool superpower
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See you eat the bodies first, and you don't think about your beloved fellow survivors. But once you cross that line you've crossed that line. Now you're looking at people and thinking how capacious is their buttflesh
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:See you eat the bodies first, and you don't think about your beloved fellow survivors. But once you cross that line you've crossed that line. Now you're looking at people and thinking how capacious is their buttflesh Do you want wendigos? Because that's how you get wendigos.
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Milo and POTUS posted:was going to mock you for drinking two whole gallons of milk but, well, the results speak for themselves I buy groceries for four people, two of whom are young children.
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mycomancy posted:I buy groceries for four people, two of whom are young children. milkcel
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using your children as a shield, just lol at milk drinkers
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cumpantry posted:using your children as a shield, just lol at milk drinkers Does the milk condemn Hamas!?
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mycomancy posted:I buy groceries for four people, two of whom are young children. 
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(bravely standing up) milk is good and i enjoy it
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World War Mammories posted:(bravely standing up) milk is good and i enjoy it
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We won't forget.
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getting mad about what other people are eating/drinking is really weird
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Carthag Tuek posted:getting mad about what other people are eating/drinking is really weird I think I can get mad at people refusing to eat meals with less than 200g beef. On environmental grounds at least. I'm also kinda willing to judge people for flying in veggies from the other side of the planet.
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BonHair posted:I think I can get mad at people refusing to eat meals with less than 200g beef. On environmental grounds at least. Milk is also really bad environmentally, and if you have a pet really not acceptable if you wouldn't constantly rape your dog and eat the puppies.
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