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Vampire Panties posted:that group couldn't manage a 7-Eleven Common misconception. "hunter's hog" is a kenning, a poetic metaphor or turn of phrase. MTG is "Hunter's Hog" in the same way that Sétanta is Cu Chulainn (Culain's hound). Where Marj goes, so goes Hunter's Hog
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# ? Feb 14, 2024 16:59 |
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# ? Jun 3, 2024 23:11 |
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Okay so odds that Greene tries to impeach Biden while temporarily speaker
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# ? Feb 14, 2024 17:00 |
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Haystack posted:Epimetheus, the Greek titian of loving everything up. Whose name means "after throught", as in "oops, I shouldn't have done that".
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# ? Feb 14, 2024 17:00 |
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*loses a competitive election* “Hey America, are you still not sick enough of our poo poo?! Here’s Speaker-for-the-day MTG on Valentine’s Day!!!!”
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# ? Feb 14, 2024 17:01 |
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Hasn't Greene been Speaker-of-the-Day before? I recall a moment where she called for order and civility from the podium and house Dems just laughed
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# ? Feb 14, 2024 17:02 |
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kazil posted:someone got a Valentines present So the Dems will just openly mock her again today. Also lmao at the people running that impeachment "trial" So does that mean the Senate have to take it up now, and just say "this is stupid" Or does the House have to present evidence now, and the Senate can just not even bother to hear it?
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# ? Feb 14, 2024 17:03 |
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nobodygetshurt posted:"I WANT TO BE LOVED, LOVE ME, I NEED LOVE WHY WON'T SOMEBODY LOVE ME, I WANT TO BE LOVED, LOVE ME!" Best part is, there’s a multitude of chuds who loves him unconditionally but he doesn’t give a poo poo about those icky poor people. He wants to be loved by the rich establishment. I think he knows deep down that even the GOP mouthpieces that carry his water detest his stinky rear end
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# ? Feb 14, 2024 17:03 |
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Hollismason posted:Okay so odds that Greene tries to impeach Biden while temporarily speaker Pretty high. It's what the American people demand and she'd be a hero to many more people, maybe some even in this very thread I'd wager, if she did this. Pretty good chance it either goes through or it exposes the Great Fraud being perpetuated by the current American President of the United States of America. Win/win for the Red Wave.
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# ? Feb 14, 2024 17:04 |
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Preoptopus posted:Reminder of Mark's totally normal daily routine for success. That one and a half hour morning snack is so intense he needs an hour to recover and then another snack. #relatable
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# ? Feb 14, 2024 17:04 |
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Suozzi is a weird name, are they Finnish?
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# ? Feb 14, 2024 17:05 |
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Serious_Cyclone posted:Hasn't Greene been Speaker-of-the-Day before? I recall a moment where she called for order and civility from the podium and house Dems just laughed Probably. Anyone from the majority who wants it can do it.
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# ? Feb 14, 2024 17:06 |
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Mark Wahlberg spends all day gooning in a VR headset.
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# ? Feb 14, 2024 17:06 |
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Lpzie posted:Pretty high. It's what the American people demand and she'd be a hero to many more people, maybe some even in this very thread I'd wager, if she did this. Pretty good chance it either goes through or it exposes the Great Fraud being perpetuated by the current American President of the United States of America. Win/win for the Red Wave. The GOP letting their smelliest glue-eater drive the bus for the day and she beelines straight into a tiger pit? Yeah I'd applaud that
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# ? Feb 14, 2024 17:06 |
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Hollismason posted:I feel like all the pollsters are wrong and there's going to be a blue wave. Sure hope so. That weird rear end recent NBC poll that had Trump up 19 points over Biden with independents (wtf) would mean a landslide if it was even half right.
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# ? Feb 14, 2024 17:09 |
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TulliusCicero posted:They are going to get destroyed Boober was my favorite Fraggle.
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# ? Feb 14, 2024 17:10 |
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Don't they make a different person speaker of the day almost every working day? Tune into c span. It's never the actual speaker up there
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# ? Feb 14, 2024 17:10 |
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Sydney Bottocks posted:Yeah, it's one of my favorite Cronenberg movies, or at least was. Look at my avatar.
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# ? Feb 14, 2024 17:11 |
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Don't they make a different person speaker of the day almost every working day? Tune into c span. It's never the actual speaker up there Yeah MTG being speaker's pet is both not new (she did it under McCarthy at least once) and the practice is not noteworthy on its face. I'm not sure why this time it managed to make it into the conversation, I guess it's because it's also Valentine's Day? idk
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# ? Feb 14, 2024 17:13 |
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kazil posted:someone got a Valentines present https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=depsFULhqV8
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# ? Feb 14, 2024 17:13 |
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I remember some goon catching a sixer because he posted that RFK Jr looked like the kind of guy who would pay people to take a dump on his face, but I can’t help but think that whenever I see his photo now. It wouldn’t even have to be like a sick sexual kink or anything, but just something he budgets time for in his day between his own second workout and cryo-recovery sessions.
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# ? Feb 14, 2024 17:14 |
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Serious_Cyclone posted:Yeah MTG being speaker's pet is both not new (she did it under McCarthy at least once) and the practice is not noteworthy on its face. I'm not sure why this time it managed to make it into the conversation, I guess it's because it's also Valentine's Day? idk It's never not funny when Marge gets to be substitute speaker
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# ? Feb 14, 2024 17:15 |
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Almost Smart posted:I remember some goon catching a sixer because he posted that RFK Jr looked like the kind of guy who would pay people to take a dump on his face, but I can’t help but think that whenever I see his photo now. It wouldn’t even have to be like a sick sexual kink or anything, but just something he budgets time for in his day between his own second workout and cryo-recovery sessions. You’re welcome
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# ? Feb 14, 2024 17:16 |
The Speaker pro tempore has no power - it's just a formality if the speaker can't preside over the chamber. They just do what the parliamentarian tells them to When it'd get real fun is if she ignores the parliamentarian
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# ? Feb 14, 2024 17:18 |
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What kind of hosed up valentine's are the Economist writers getting?
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# ? Feb 14, 2024 17:22 |
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Shishkahuben posted:The GOP letting their smelliest glue-eater drive the bus for the day and she beelines straight into a tiger pit? Yeah I'd applaud that I dunno if I'd analogize the current (temporary) sitting President of the United States (Joe Biden) and his administration as a Tiger Pit. But I understand what you mean. There're a lot of subtle threats and intimidation tactics that the Democrats are known for (see Epstein, McAfee, etc) that could be used to silence MTG. I think she'll be fine though; she's smart and works out a lot. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Feb 14, 2024 17:23 |
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Raskolnikov2089 posted:Sure hope so. That weird rear end recent NBC poll that had Trump up 19 points over Biden with independents (wtf) would mean a landslide if it was even half right. I think this speaks more to the fact that independent isn't a real thing. If you're willing to vote Republican at this point you're just an embarrassed Republican.
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# ? Feb 14, 2024 17:24 |
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Independent voters are a loving myth or they're the dumbest loving people on Earth.
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# ? Feb 14, 2024 17:27 |
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If you're gonna troll Lpzie at least be funny dude and not boring
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# ? Feb 14, 2024 17:27 |
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Youth Decay posted:
This is a photoshop thread waiting to happen
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# ? Feb 14, 2024 17:27 |
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Youth Decay posted:
Probably ones written exclusively by Andrew Tate: Roses are red Violets are blue I rubbed one out to the memory of you.
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# ? Feb 14, 2024 17:28 |
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Call Your Grandma posted:i friggin hate old people so much!!! Buddy, do I have some good news for you! Vampire Panties posted:that group couldn't manage a 7-Eleven I'd guess 40 minutes, but I'm not a bookie Personally, I'd take the under at 25 minutes hot cocoa on the couch posted:lol that goons are still using over/under wrong after all these years No point in betting on the odds when they're 100%, just a matter of "how soon" Lpzie posted:I dunno if I'd analogize the current (temporary) sitting President of the United States (Joe Biden) and his administration as a Tiger Pit. But I understand what you mean. There're a lot of subtle threats and intimidation tactics that the Democrats are known for (see Epstein, McAfee, etc) that could be used to silence MTG. I think she'll be fine though; she's smart and works out a lot. Icarus right into a sixer
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# ? Feb 14, 2024 17:28 |
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TulliusCicero posted:So the Dems will just openly mock her again today. The senate is required to hold "a trial", but there's no guideline in the Constitution for what that means. A smart move would be to ask for charges, go "There's no high crime or misdemeanor there," and then immediately go to a vote. It'll take an hour for the senate and Chief Justice Roberts to do this, and then give a rebuke to the idiots in the house. We'll see what actually happens, but denying them the opportunity to grandstand and tell them they didn't meet the constitutional requirements is a way to shut this down fast. They want to spend a week spouting their nonsense with national media coverage, and you might as well deny them that.
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# ? Feb 14, 2024 17:28 |
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Youth Decay posted:
"Dear Billionaires, I will lower your taxes, gently caress the poor" IS a Valentine from Trump as far as The Economist is concerned.
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# ? Feb 14, 2024 17:29 |
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Hollismason posted:Independent voters are a loving myth or they're the dumbest loving people on Earth. I think it's mostly people who understand that they should vote, but need someone to tell them who to vote for. I recall a chef once tweeting that his restaurant has chicken tenders on the menu because "some people are hungry but they don't like the taste of food", and I think independent voters are the political equivalent.
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# ? Feb 14, 2024 17:29 |
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Lpzie posted:
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# ? Feb 14, 2024 17:31 |
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I'm gonna move on you like a bitch "HAPPY" VALENTINE'S DAY FROM YOUR FAVORITE VALENTINE (ME!)
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# ? Feb 14, 2024 17:31 |
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Vampire Panties posted:
embarrassing
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# ? Feb 14, 2024 17:32 |
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Jonny Quest posted:Probably ones written exclusively by Andrew Tate: Andrew Tate must be one of those semen retention guys. No way he jerks it.
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# ? Feb 14, 2024 17:32 |
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I love how we’re careening towards another shutdown, and the house decided to spend a day with MTG at the helm. We’re never going to have a FY24 budget, are we?
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# ? Feb 14, 2024 17:32 |
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# ? Jun 3, 2024 23:11 |
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find u someone that loves u like the media loves TRUMP
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# ? Feb 14, 2024 17:33 |