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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
using buddykins activation phrase to take down russia

pissssssssss

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The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

titty_baby_ posted:

My immersion has been ruined. Next you're gonna tell me his floor couldn't have supported a hot tub, and the moisture would've caused major mold issues.

Kramer gave 0 fucks about respecting his landlords property

also about saying the n word

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

kramer would not actually have been able to get all the pieces of the Merv Griffin Show set up to his apartment in NYC

what if he cut up the big pieces and reassembled them with a layer of paper or cloth to hide the cuts?

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


is it that kinetic bombardment weapon?

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

The Nastier Nate posted:

Kramer gave 0 fucks about respecting his landlords property

also about saying the n word

that was actor Michael Richards

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
The reverse peephole though, genius idea

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

holtemon posted:

The reverse peephole though, genius idea

yeah this one would be fine

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
There is a cumshitter gap.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
How dare Russia break the space treaty. What kind of monsters would do that?

raisin kane
Dec 26, 2019
he could have had a co-op and submitted a board-approved alteration agreement.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

holtemon posted:

But seriously are we in danger or what lol what the hell is happening today

keep panicked and carry on


russian space lasers

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

probably all bullshit to get the funding bills passed

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

lumpentroll posted:

probably all bullshit to get the funding bills passed

Don't piss in the pot

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Kramer would NOT have been allowed to paint the lane markers on the highway he adopted to create a two lane pleasure cruise

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

It's already canon that we are under attack

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

titty_baby_ posted:

Don't piss in the pot

chinese spy balloons

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

lumpentroll posted:

probably all bullshit to get the funding bills passed

Shook?

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

Kramer would NOT have been allowed to paint the lane markers on the highway he adopted to create a two lane pleasure cruise

him and Newan commited a federal crime by hijacking and (attempting to) personally profiting off a mail truck

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020


*sips coffee* nope

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
What about when Kramer installed a garbage disposal in his shower drain. That was a good one.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
starting a CinemaSins channel where I correct Seinfeld

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

titty_baby_ posted:

My immersion has been ruined. Next you're gonna tell me his floor couldn't have supported a hot tub, and the moisture would've caused major mold issues.

wait till you think about the hallway

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

that was actor Michael Richards

ur right cosmo kramer and stanley spidowski are innocent men

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Virgil Vox posted:

wait till you think about the hallway



whoa

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Basebf555 posted:

What about when Kramer installed a garbage disposal in his shower drain. That was a good one.

IN REAL LIFE, this would probably be hard to do if you didn't have access to the area underneath the drain pan

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn
Russia built the low orbit ion cannon

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
Is a Russian space laser more powerful than the Jewish space laser? I need to know

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Basebf555 posted:

Yea Kramer's apartment was like a magical realm where anything was possible if it was needed for that episode. Jerry's apartment had a pretty specific geography to it that never really changed.

The hallway outside Jerry's door would have gone through his kitchen.

edit: gently caress, beaten

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Virgil Vox posted:

wait till you think about the hallway



that would mean the bedroom's gotta be awful narrow

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

Russia built the low orbit ion cannon

Just hire Kains net hackers

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
it's metal gear

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Hatebag posted:

icbms are also basically impossible to shoot down. well purportedly there's a video of a ufo disabling one but i don't think we have ufos. hell, us navy ships are just designed for genocide and not for people that can fight back so those are also fairly vulnerable to regular cruise missiles because they don't have a way to reload the vls cells except at port lol. so all they have to do is shoot 33 cruise missiles and sink the fuckers

I thought they had robots who can shoot cruise missiles with ultra-high-speed dehydrated uranium

Zokari
Jul 23, 2007

why didn't kramer just buy his own food, immersion ruined

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



holtemon posted:

But seriously are we in danger or what lol what the hell is happening today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9STizATKjE

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Zokari posted:

why didn't kramer just buy his own food, immersion ruined

IN REAL LIFE, Jerry would simply ask Kramer to leave

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


The Nastier Nate posted:



also about saying the n word


If he did that today he'd be selling out stadiums as The Man Who Defeated Cancel Culture

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Zokari posted:

why didn't kramer just buy his own food, immersion ruined

He tried to, he was banned

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


Breaking news from 1958, Russia has a weapon that could kill most of America. My dog don't care he's a Posadist.

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Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
DID YOU KNOW: Newman would have been fired for intentionally not delivering mail

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holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
Nah that's a government job. He would've just ended up in the sorting room or whatever ain't no way he's getting fired

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