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BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Obviously the solution is more guns

# ? Feb 14, 2024 22:49

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 04:13

Hollismason: Jun 30, 2007; An alright dude.

Three Olives posted:

code:
https://www.kvoa.com/news/local/breaking-news-tucson-teacher-loses-job-over-onlyfans-account/article_33f938fa-cb6b-11ee-a52d-d34f5a6df6a6.html?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter_KVOA
https://www.kvoa.com/news/local/bre...ce=twitter_KVOA

Think about the most wild thing you are going to see when you click this link and it's not even halfway there.

Haha no loving way. Holy poo poo. Blast from the past.

# ? Feb 14, 2024 22:50

Squiggle: Sep 29, 2002; I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick.

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

I�m sure there�s no connection at all between Trumps unhinged rants about Taylor Swift and the Super Bowl and this totally unrelated Super Bowl parade shooting, right?

Too soon to ask questions, in the Nation where something like this never happens?

Honestly, it's Kansas City and a Super Bowl victory parade, so there really just might fuckin not be.

Hollismason posted:

Haha no loving way. Holy poo poo. Blast from the past.

Her black Santa portrait is really prime

Squiggle fucked around with this message at 22:53 on Feb 14, 2024

# ? Feb 14, 2024 22:51

Senor Big Snacks: Jan 6, 2024

INTERGALACTIC RUSSIAN NUKES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kqptJR3eZc

# ? Feb 14, 2024 22:51

Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019

I can't even keep track of all these mass shootings!

# ? Feb 14, 2024 22:53

Hollismason: Jun 30, 2007; An alright dude.

Toxic Mental posted:

I can't even keep track of all these mass shootings!

I think it only counts as a mass shooting if 5 people die. Injury doesn't count.

I think I'm remembering how the feds classify them as.

# ? Feb 14, 2024 22:54

Serious_Cyclone: Oct 25, 2017; I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver

Toxic Mental posted:

I can't even keep track of all these mass shootings!

my internet poisoned brain immediately went to the 'all these limes' guy

# ? Feb 14, 2024 22:56

dervival: Apr 23, 2014

steinrokkan posted:

As a gop strategist concerned by these recent losses, I've urgently recommended that the party should replace even more of its officials and candidates with howler monkeys, chimps and other unsocialized apes scooped straight from the circus.

mister strategist I have a great candidate for you, the only problem is they're "obsessed with lore" or something

hopefully their lack of socialization makes up for it

# ? Feb 14, 2024 22:56

Shishkahuben: Mar 5, 2009

Three Olives posted:

code:
https://www.kvoa.com/news/local/breaking-news-tucson-teacher-loses-job-over-onlyfans-account/article_33f938fa-cb6b-11ee-a52d-d34f5a6df6a6.html?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter_KVOA
https://www.kvoa.com/news/local/bre...ce=twitter_KVOA

Think about the most wild thing you are going to see when you click this link and it's not even halfway there.

You got me! I wasn't even in the ballpark.

# ? Feb 14, 2024 22:56

bobjr: Oct 16, 2012; Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://x.com/ewagmeister/status/1757874389973086322?s=46&t=CBKJcBX0BD3U5HgUdsqBtw

# ? Feb 14, 2024 22:57

Lifespan: Mar 5, 2002

emSparkly posted:

idgi

That's the infamous Rachael Dolezal: https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/06/15/414655045/rachel-dolezal-resigns-as-president-of-spokane-naacp

# ? Feb 14, 2024 23:00

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL (づ￣ �￣)づ♥(�∀�●)

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

pm me every time it happens and i will probate them until they learn. this thread gets like 1000 posts a day so i dont really follow it unless im really bored at work

Betting $500 on the under of the thread getting 1000 posts in 24hrs

# ? Feb 14, 2024 23:05

Hazo: Dec 30, 2004; SCIENCE

Three Olives posted:

https://www.kvoa.com/news/local/bre...ce=twitter_KVOA

Think about the most wild thing you are going to see when you click this link and it's not even halfway there.

So, bizarrely, this was making the rounds yesterday thanks to, of all loving people, Libs of TikTok.

Of course, Chaya was presenting it as something it wasn�t, namely �lib school district has former NAACP president and current onlyfans star teaching your kids, look at how perverted they are, please definitely don�t call bomb threats into the school who�s front desk can be reached at XXX��

# ? Feb 14, 2024 23:08

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Aug 15, 2007; Smoke 'em if you gottem!; Dinosaur Gum

Squiggle posted:

Honestly, it's Kansas City and a Super Bowl victory parade, so there really just might fuckin not be.

Yep, yep thoughts and prayers.

I get it.

# ? Feb 14, 2024 23:10

sugar free jazz: Mar 5, 2008

good for her I�m glad she�s experimenting and embracing her body and sexuality. do better, society,

# ? Feb 14, 2024 23:14

Hazo: Dec 30, 2004; SCIENCE

Not sure how legit but birdsite nazis are gloating and floating around photos of three black guys in handcuffs, and police are saying it�s not terrorism, so speculation is random gang violence.

# ? Feb 14, 2024 23:15

TremorX: Jan 19, 2001; All Hail Big Hairy Mike

The shooting in Florida is a good guy with a gun trying to stop the shooter in KC

A Naive American posted:

"I am angry," Graves said. "The people who came to this celebration should expect a safe environment."

This is the United loving States. ALWAYS assume EVERY large gathering is going to end in a shooting.

# ? Feb 14, 2024 23:16

jet sanchEz: Oct 24, 2001; Lousy Manipulative Dog

TremorX posted:

This is the United loving States. ALWAYS assume EVERY large gathering is going to end in a shooting.

Seriously, and it loving sucks

# ? Feb 14, 2024 23:21

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

no one wants to work anymore

# ? Feb 14, 2024 23:22

weg: Jun 6, 2006; Reassisted Retrogression

Post every time you lol that Rachel Dolezal did a goatse.

# ? Feb 14, 2024 23:22

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023

Maybe if the trump thread would collectively pray instead of shitposting then this never would have happened.

# ? Feb 14, 2024 23:22

Liquid Chicken: Jan 25, 2005; GOOP

Happy VD!

# ? Feb 14, 2024 23:23

BigglesSWE: Dec 2, 2014; How 'bout them hawks news huh!

kazil posted:

no one wants to work anymore

Yet another stinging loss for the Biden administration!

# ? Feb 14, 2024 23:23

Sexual Aluminum: Jun 21, 2003; is made of candy; Soiled Meat

kazil posted:

no one wants to work anymore

"This retirement of a low level R congressman gives room for a Dynamic, Engaging, and Brilliant R who was waiting in the wings to step into the empty role. Clearly the Biden Admin has much to work on in 2024."

# ? Feb 14, 2024 23:25

Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

kazil posted:

no one wants to work anymore

I don't know why republicans would be retiring in massive numbers this year. They're polling so well!

# ? Feb 14, 2024 23:26

Bone Crimes: Mar 7, 2007

Got my voter pamphlet for the primaries today. Did you know the Wharton school is prestigious? or that we Surrendered in Afghanistan? or that we allowed Russia to devastate Ukraine? Truly, he's the only force on earth to lead us to safety.

# ? Feb 14, 2024 23:27

lomzus: Mar 18, 2009

https://twitter.com/TeaPainUSA/status/1757891652939645301

# ? Feb 14, 2024 23:28

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL (づ￣ �￣)づ♥(�∀�●)

weg posted:

Post every time you lol that Rachel Dolezal did a goatse.

That Kraft Punk political special she was in was awesome

# ? Feb 14, 2024 23:28

Batterypowered7: Aug 8, 2009; The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

weg posted:

Post every time you lol that Rachel Dolezal did a goatse.

Lmao, my thoughts exactly.

# ? Feb 14, 2024 23:29

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

Random Stranger posted:

I don't know why republicans would be retiring in massive numbers this year. They're polling so well!

Can't be related to Congress being a gigantic disaster could it?

# ? Feb 14, 2024 23:29

MrMojok: Jan 28, 2011

I�m never going to laugh with regard to mass shootings, but if anything could make me grin a little, that was it right there.

# ? Feb 14, 2024 23:29

fondue: Jul 14, 2002

Three Olives posted:

code:
https://www.kvoa.com/news/local/breaking-news-tucson-teacher-loses-job-over-onlyfans-account/article_33f938fa-cb6b-11ee-a52d-d34f5a6df6a6.html?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter_KVOA
https://www.kvoa.com/news/local/bre...ce=twitter_KVOA

Think about the most wild thing you are going to see when you click this link and it's not even halfway there.

Not what I was expecting to see today

# ? Feb 14, 2024 23:29

kuarduck: Nov 15, 2012; I'm in disguise, you stupid tart!

Four counter-sniper teams at the event and the shooting happened in the one spot without line of sight.

# ? Feb 14, 2024 23:30

Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005; Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

TremorX posted:

This is the United loving States. ALWAYS assume EVERY large gathering is going to end in a shooting.

I won't go to the gay pride parade or gay halloween party in my city anymore because I figure it is only a matter of time before one of the crazies that shows up every year to yell at the gays loses it.

Oh, also, my husband and me had a quasi-stalker a few years ago, I never knew you could be relieved when someone kills themselves but he told my husband that it was unfair that my husband was in his second major relationship when he hadn't even had a boyfriend before and that he "I want to steal your happiness away from you."

The police did not accept it as a death threat but every bar we went to did and banned him

# ? Feb 14, 2024 23:30

Convex: Aug 19, 2010

lomzus posted:

https://twitter.com/TeaPainUSA/status/1757891652939645301

links to this

https://www.rawstory.com/gop-governor-running-scared-shooting/

quote:

Patrick Quaife, identified on his social media as a KC alum, posted his observations after escaping the gunfire.

"I just ran away from a mass shooting at the Chiefs parade where I saw the Missouri governor (the gun lover below) running scared for his life next to me with an army of officers protecting him," Quaife wrote, including a photo of the governor supporting "responsible, law-abiding gun owners."

"I am so sick of these NRA funded politicians," Quaife added along with a support for gun control.

Parson posted the following statement on X.

"Governor & First Lady Parson were in attendance when shots were fired near Union Station in KC. They are safe and secure. State law enforcement personnel are assisting local authorities in response efforts. As we wait to learn more, our hearts go out to the victims... Governor & First Lady Parson want to thank the Missouri Highway Patrol, KCPD, and their security officers for their quick and professional actions."

relax everyone, the governor's fine!

# ? Feb 14, 2024 23:35