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OAquinas posted:Rumor Hazzit that Russia is pursuing a nuclear ASAT program. Of course, they still have to use Roscosmos as a launch platform so the risk is minimal, but it's potentially very dangerous. https://twitter.com/jurgen_nauditt/status/1757864254235889981 Charlz Guybon fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Feb 15, 2024 |
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ZogrimAteMyHamster posted:"DO YOU SEE JAPANESE TORPEDO BOATS???" I've always wondered to myself, since hearing about the Dogger Bank incident, if it was actually possible for Japanese Torpedo boats to find their way to the North Atlantic and maybe the Baltic fleet had a point because to my untrained ear it sounds too insane to even comprehend.
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# ? Feb 15, 2024 00:45 |
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khwarezm posted:I've always wondered to myself, since hearing about the Dogger Bank incident, if it was actually possible for Japanese Torpedo boats to find their way to the North Atlantic and maybe the Baltic fleet had a point because to my untrained ear it sounds too insane to even comprehend. Huh, so reflexively I would say no loving way, look at how far they'd have to sail buuuuuuuut it seems like Japan bought torpedo boats from Britain and Germany circa 1895 or so. Japan had also purchased ancillary torpedo boats from Germany and France Every ship was broken up and shipped to Japan and reassembled there (which adds credence to the idea that it was simply too loving far to sail from Japan to the North Sea) but its maaaaaaaaaaybe reasonable to think that Japan purchased torpedo boats in Europe and crewed them to trench-run the mighty Russian fleet
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# ? Feb 15, 2024 01:09 |
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Charlz Guybon posted:Looks like it might already be in orbit by this phrasing How would they stop the US military from sending that not so secret mini shuttle up there and loving with it?
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# ? Feb 15, 2024 01:12 |
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weg posted:How would they stop the US military from sending that not so secret mini shuttle up there and loving with it? Wonder if it already has and that's part of how they confirmed this.
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# ? Feb 15, 2024 01:23 |
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weg posted:How would they stop the US military from sending that not so secret mini shuttle up there and loving with it? That thing could probably just steal it. That's what it's for. Signal intelligence and straight up stealing satellites.
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# ? Feb 15, 2024 01:31 |
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:That thing could probably just steal it. That's what it's for. Signal intelligence and straight up stealing satellites. Its not large enough to grab a satellite unlike the original Shuttle, but it is totally made to intercept and examine other satellites.
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# ? Feb 15, 2024 01:38 |
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8 canadarms spider spaceship stealin ur orbitals lmao
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# ? Feb 15, 2024 01:40 |
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I have classified intel that suggests the new space weapon actually uses magnetorussodynamic energy to simultaneously lift your toilet and washing machine from the collective West's home and deliver it to mother Russia.
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# ? Feb 15, 2024 01:41 |
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This is a call of duty rear end plot
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# ? Feb 15, 2024 01:43 |
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CommieGIR posted:Its not large enough to grab a satellite unlike the original Shuttle, but it is totally made to intercept and examine other satellites. That's fair, nukes can be pretty small but the B only has enough room for like, a dude in the bay.
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# ? Feb 15, 2024 01:45 |
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how many dudes can the A fit
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# ? Feb 15, 2024 02:41 |
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Not deployed yet, thankfully https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/14/...007edad90672d1b quote:The United States has informed Congress and its allies in Europe about Russian advances on a new, space-based nuclear weapon designed to threaten America’s extensive satellite network, according to current and former officials briefed on the matter. Charlz Guybon fucked around with this message at 03:52 on Feb 15, 2024 |
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A nuke exploding in space is a threat to 1 satellite. Giant yawn.
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# ? Feb 15, 2024 04:25 |
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Clearly the US needs to respond by once again releasing a trillion small copper needles into earth orbit.
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# ? Feb 15, 2024 04:37 |
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Prettz posted:A nuke exploding in space is a threat to 1 satellite. Giant yawn. It's it gonna blow fragments of everything all across orbit at turbo speed, causing a chain reaction like in the hit movie Gravity?
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# ? Feb 15, 2024 04:40 |
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The black sea fleet is meaningless. This is a land war. men are made at the front. Through the fires of glorious combat
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# ? Feb 15, 2024 04:56 |
Zero VGS posted:It's it gonna blow fragments of everything all across orbit at turbo speed, causing a chain reaction like in the hit movie Gravity? A nuke would wildly change the orbits of these fragments in all kinds of directions. You'd have bits deorbiting, stuff on escape velocity away from earth, and lots of bits on wild elliptical orbits where they cross the orbits we actually do only very very rarely. I don't think this would even cause a significantly increased risk if they nuked the ISS, which would create a lot more debris than any satellite. I think the real danger from this is that nukes in space in general is a dangerous escalation we all decided against like 40 years ago and putting it back on the table is scary.
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# ? Feb 15, 2024 05:07 |
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Zero VGS posted:It's it gonna blow fragments of everything all across orbit at turbo speed, causing a chain reaction like in the hit movie Gravity?
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# ? Feb 15, 2024 05:31 |
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Prettz posted:A nuke exploding in space is a threat to 1 satellite. Giant yawn. But all the radiation!
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# ? Feb 15, 2024 05:35 |
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Sweaty IT Nerd posted:But all the radiation! just stay away from the space water and youre fine
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# ? Feb 15, 2024 05:52 |
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At this point I expect that Ukraine already has space drones ready to destroy any of Russia's space assets.
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# ? Feb 15, 2024 06:31 |
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https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1757901745475268869#m
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HonorableTB posted:This has historically been the case. For some big lols look up what happened in the Russo-Japanese War of 1904-1905 and follow the adventures of the Baltic Fleet. Bluejay has a funny video about that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzGqp3R4Mx4
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# ? Feb 15, 2024 06:58 |
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Oscar Wilde Bunch posted:I have classified intel that suggests the new space weapon actually uses magnetorussodynamic energy to simultaneously lift your toilet and washing machine from the collective West's home and deliver it to mother Russia. Lifting garbage was a Soviet power in red alert 3, as was dumping it from orbit
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# ? Feb 15, 2024 07:17 |
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Spending money on nuclear-armed satellites instead of on actual weapons? Some Charlie Chaplin-looking motherfucker just called and wanted his super artillery, rocket-powered interceptors, land-cruisers and missile program back.
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# ? Feb 15, 2024 07:21 |
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A nuke in space is bad. Look up Starfish Prime.
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# ? Feb 15, 2024 07:53 |
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Zero VGS posted:It's it gonna blow fragments of everything all across orbit at turbo speed, causing a chain reaction like in the hit movie Gravity? I for one welcome the new dark ages
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# ? Feb 15, 2024 07:55 |
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Budzilla posted:A nuke in space is bad. Look up Starfish Prime. Counterpoint: a nuke is how Bruce Willis saved earth from an asteroid
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# ? Feb 15, 2024 07:56 |
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Budzilla posted:A nuke in space is bad. Look up Starfish Prime. Or watch the 90’s documentary “Golden Eye”.
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# ? Feb 15, 2024 07:59 |
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steinrokkan posted:Counterpoint: a nuke is how Bruce Willis saved earth from an asteroid counter counterpoint, a nuke in space killed the iron giant so it's bad.
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# ? Feb 15, 2024 08:01 |
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Superman took all the nukes in the world and put them into space and it was fine
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# ? Feb 15, 2024 08:06 |
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Monke got angry because his landing ship and fuel reservoirs got sunk and burned respectively, so he ordered a revenge attack with missiles. Civilian infrastructure and houses were hit, and there are wounded and killed. Lviv suffered the most in the attack.
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# ? Feb 15, 2024 08:17 |
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HonorableTB posted:This has historically been the case. For some big lols look up what happened in the Russo-Japanese War of 1904-1905 and follow the adventures of the Baltic Fleet. https://soundcloud.com/user-798629330/episode-121-russo-japanese-war-part-3-the-voyage-of-the-damned But yes, the "traditions of the Russian navy" are a joke. Just as a small tidbit, around the first half of the century when every other major power and even the wannabe major powers were cranking out ships like crazy, Russia was limited to buying ships from others. Why is this? Well, for one, they could not make the kind of steel needed to create hulls for anything bigger than a small torpedo boat. Literally could not. For another thing, they could not make the gun barrels for anything bigger than a destroyer / light cruiser caliber gun. One of the biggest nations in the world and they could not make anything bigger than a loving torpedo boat.
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# ? Feb 15, 2024 08:30 |
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CoffeeQaddaffi posted:The last sub, 380, has been scrapped also. In fact it looks like it was the last Tango.
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# ? Feb 15, 2024 08:41 |
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steinrokkan posted:Counterpoint: a nuke is how Bruce Willis saved earth from an asteroid Tarquinn posted:Or watch the 90’s documentary “Golden Eye”.
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# ? Feb 15, 2024 08:41 |
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HonorableTB posted:This has historically been the case. For some big lols look up what happened in the Russo-Japanese War of 1904-1905 and follow the adventures of the Baltic Fleet. And here's a third video/podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Mdi_Fh9_Ag
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# ? Feb 15, 2024 08:48 |
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HonorableTB posted:This has historically been the case. For some big lols look up what happened in the Russo-Japanese War of 1904-1905 and follow the adventures of the Baltic Fleet. It's amazing that their terrible marksmanship is all that prevented them from sinking more British fishing boats and killing enough people that Britain would have been forced to sink their fleet. Also good luck that were no British naval vessels in the vacinity to go to fishing ships defense. Edit: A more unknown near disaster, was a Russian admiral's attempt to first stirke the Swedish fleet at the beginning of WWI. He couldn't find it though, and once the Russian government figured out what he was up to he was made to turn back. Obviously, given how the war turned out, adding an other front to Russia's plate would have put a lot of strain on them. If they collapse six months earlier that could change things a lot. Charlz Guybon fucked around with this message at 09:17 on Feb 15, 2024 |
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https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1758052465562313161#m Goddammit Dimitri, what did I tell you about cigarettes?
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# ? Feb 15, 2024 10:19 |
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zone posted:https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1758052465562313161#m Video is clearly fake, as no-one can be heard cursing.
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# ? Feb 15, 2024 10:31 |