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Hahah yeah, slom, go get 'em guys. Hey Erin, when was the last time the carbon monoxide detector in this thread was replaced?
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stab posted:Also just read the last page what in the gently caress have I created poo poo load of memes
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Also I don't have slom so I try to fix my own car
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MJeff posted:Hahah yeah, slom, go get 'em guys. Well, that explains the periodic high-pitched beeping I've been hearing. Wait...Beeping...Beepie... Oh no.
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Alan_Shore posted:I think if you're a fan of a wrestler, and then they're paid to only sit in catering, and you're happy and supportive over it, you're a loving moron Hell yeah I'm supportive of my friends shitposting with me while they're in catering, getting paid enough to support their families and I can hang out with them years later and their brains aren't mush so they can actually have a conversation. Wrestle safe, wrestle well, get that SLOM everytime
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Erin M. Fiasco posted:Well, that explains the periodic high-pitched beeping I've been hearing. Dave is that you
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Erin M. Fiasco posted:Well, that explains the periodic high-pitched beeping I've been hearing. the beepie is coming from within the performance center
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Sex Farm posted:Do you know some wrestlers or something? Stab is IRL friends with a large number of wrestlers from the Montreal area. I'll leave it to the man himself to name drop if he wants to, but yes, including a couple of guys who could have gone to AEW but both decided to stay in WWE for that SLOM.
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MJeff posted:Hahah yeah, slom, go get 'em guys. Beepie should have a CO detector with a dying battery gimmick and every 30 seconds he should beep loudly. the announcer could say “From Dave Meltzer’s house…Beepie Junior!”. I should get Slom for my ideas. Eat My Slom.
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Also it should be obvious that my criticism is not of the wrestlers getting that bag, but of the companies giving them that bag and never using them, because it just seems kind of dumb to sign someone to a big money contract and then pay them to sit in catering I don't blame someone for taking that money, just as I don't blame someone for getting frustrated because they actually want to do the job they were hired to do 
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stab posted:Let me tell ya something buddy, getting that SLOM to NOT need a wheelchair when you're 50 is every vet wrestlers dream JTG is the greatest of all time
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Shinjobi posted:JTG is the greatest of all time Legit an inspiration to me and my boys
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Shard posted:Come on thread getting a little personal in here i got a bone to pick with you shard!!
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JUNGLE BOY posted:i got a bone to pick with you shard!! But...but you told me we'd be best buds forever!!!
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Sex Farm posted:Do you know some wrestlers or something? I don't know if I would qualify SexxyEddy as a "wrestler"
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My genius plan is to become a wrestler, a job that by necessity involves me hurting myself constantly, in the hopes that I will become so successful I will no longer have to be a wrestler and can just sit down instead. Brilliant.
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This match loving rules Oh god this is really in the wrong thread
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Long-Time Lurker posted:If the wrestler is content being paid SLOM to do nothing, I'm happy for them. If the wrestler is sad being paid SLOM to do nothing, I'm angry for them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYgs6DDlbk4
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Long-Time Lurker posted:If the wrestler is content being paid SLOM to do nothing, I'm happy for them. If the wrestler is sad being paid SLOM to do nothing, I'm angry for them. This is the correct approach
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Shard posted:This match loving rules E-Drone spotted!
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i always get a kick out of watching No-Bump wrestlers do indie matches and find more and more creative ways to never bump not even for their own moves
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Long-Time Lurker posted:If the wrestler is content being paid SLOM to do nothing, I'm happy for them. If the wrestler is sad being paid SLOM to do nothing, I'm angry for them. Same fam.
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STONE COLD 64 posted:i always get a kick out of watching No-Bump wrestlers do indie matches and find more and more creative ways to never bump not even for their own moves i watched dan barry take a cutter from sami callihan on a wm weekend card and he not only didnt bump but he managed to roll and handspring from a kneeling position over the rope and gingerly roll onto the apron then floor landing on his feet and then laid down very gently, it was wild
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Alan_Shore posted:My genius plan is to become a wrestler, a job that by necessity involves me hurting myself constantly, in the hopes that I will become so successful I will no longer have to be a wrestler and can just sit down instead. And in an ironic twist, it turns out that Creative does have something for you! 
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Sydney Bottocks posted:And in an ironic twist, it turns out that Creative does have something for you! Oh no, my tendons!
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neoaxd posted:you've been spreading lies that I'm on the slom big time, hey laa hey laaa, chris benoit provided for his family did we ever hear the full version of this song or was it always cut off at the same moment
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Well, it's a marvelous night for a slomdance With the stars up above in your eyes
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Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the DX supplicants, they chose a new form for him - that of a giant SLOM! Many Punks and Jades knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of a SLOM that day, I can tell you!
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Open Marriage Night posted:Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the DX supplicants, they chose a new form for him - that of a giant SLOM! Many Punks and Jades knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of a SLOM that day, I can tell you! 
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STONE COLD 64 posted:i watched dan barry take a cutter from sami callihan on a wm weekend card and he not only didnt bump but he managed to roll and handspring from a kneeling position over the rope and gingerly roll onto the apron then floor landing on his feet and then laid down very gently, it was wild I read this as former funny Miami columnist Dave Barry and was just 
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Being happy for wrestlers SLOMmibg it in catering is one thing, but please don't frame it as a glorious victory for labor. WWE is making more money than ever, they absolutly don't care if you passive-aggressively tweet that catering is out of dips.
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It's me, hi, I'm the Beepie it's me
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Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy Beepie...
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His name is Beyond Pillman, not British Pillman. Obama is just trying to besmirch his good name.
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