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Diet Crack posted:
All houses to be pansexual by 2044 
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Feb 15, 2024 01:12
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The self image the country had, in my head.
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Feb 15, 2024 01:16
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Guavanaut posted:Woke housing crisis. Every house in Britain has a unisex bathroom. Makes u think
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Feb 15, 2024 01:32
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god of course the Telegraph has a whole tag for Woke looking up the new Woke news, one has to stay up-to-date on current trends in Wokery
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Feb 15, 2024 01:38
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sinky posted:Every house in Britain has a unisex bathroom. on what timescale?
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Feb 15, 2024 01:39
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https://twitter.com/PolitlcsUK/status/1757914090226491395 lol [e: I'm lolling because everything is exploding in Keith's face, and Ali has the perfect "Haha!" smugface  ]
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Feb 15, 2024 03:16
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Guys, I don't think the PLP are very good at politics. Lol.
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Feb 15, 2024 03:21
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fuctifino posted:This one's also dropped So if say there had been a genuinely popular leader in 2017 and 2019, wouldn't that lead to falsely inflated predictions for a slab of perpetually worried ham with the charisma of a depressed accountant?
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Feb 15, 2024 05:20
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Bobby Deluxe posted:Aren't these usually heavily skewed by historical data? Like how good the turnout for those parties was in the previous elections? As an office admin on escitalopram, I resent that description of Starmer. 
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Feb 15, 2024 05:31
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same except paroxetine. everyone thinks i'm funny and nice and i've been told i "bring a unique vibe". starmer has never brought any kind of vibe.
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Feb 15, 2024 08:08
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I’ve had shits that were more inspiring than Keith Starmer
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Feb 15, 2024 08:42
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i imagine i'm missing something but what's the problem a rotund guy with better than average palestine opinions running an unremarkable ad
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Feb 15, 2024 08:55
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Recession again, good job team we did it
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Feb 15, 2024 09:35
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Google Jeb Bush posted:i imagine i'm missing something but what's the problem I think its just a case of guy handed lemons happily makes lemonade.
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Feb 15, 2024 09:43
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kecske posted:Recession again, good job team we did it Seems to be about the same as the rest of the Europe, as you'd expect with punitive rate hikes over the last couple of years. I guess it's how quick the UK recovers vs EU that would be an indicator of anything?
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Feb 15, 2024 09:49
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Oh. This is going to have the gammons and the dogshit columnists frothing at the mouth for days. Weeks even  The Weaver line is of course named after Jackie Weaver who became briefly famous for a shouty zoom call during lockdown when everyone lost their mind with boredom.
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Feb 15, 2024 10:01
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smellmycheese posted:The Weaver line is of course named after Jackie Weaver who became briefly famous for a shouty zoom call during lockdown when everyone lost their mind with boredom. Please say sike right now PLEASE
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Feb 15, 2024 10:04
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Weak. Should have called them: Gay I'm Gay ACAB Free Palestine Ban Cars and Nonwhites Only
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Feb 15, 2024 10:05
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Mildmay after the best PM in recent memory. Can't wait to ride the suffragette
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Feb 15, 2024 10:06
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Microplastics posted:Nonwhites Only That would be the Windrush Line.
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Feb 15, 2024 10:06
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Ms Adequate posted:Please say sike right now PLEASE ?
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Feb 15, 2024 10:07
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Microplastics posted:Nonwhites Only 
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Feb 15, 2024 10:07
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Remember, activists: If you fight real hard, you might get a tube line named after your cause. That's all, though.
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Feb 15, 2024 10:11
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Still waiting for the de Menezes Line
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Feb 15, 2024 10:11
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Ms Adequate posted:Please say sike right now PLEASE Appparently it's just named that because it goes through some areas of london which had big textile factories during the industrial revolution.
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Feb 15, 2024 10:14
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Failed Imagineer posted:Still waiting for the de Menezes Line I imagine they'd shoot down that idea in an instant.
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Feb 15, 2024 10:15
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https://twitter.com/GypsyTravellerM/status/1757767490812227664Google Jeb Bush posted:i imagine i'm missing something but what's the problem There's no problem, I fully support his stance, and I find it hilarious that everything is going bad for Keith. I posted his face because he has the perfect smug face. fuctifino fucked around with this message at 10:55 on Feb 15, 2024 |
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Feb 15, 2024 10:22
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Bobby Deluxe posted:Aren't these usually heavily skewed by historical data? Like how good the turnout for those parties was in the previous elections? Turnout in previous elections is pretty much all we have to predict future turnout. I think MRP did quite well in 2017 but also think it's likely that it is underestimating Tory turnout this time mainly due to the number of people saying they are undecided or may not vote which is far higher than normal. It has to be asked when the push really comes to shove, will those who are saying they are undecided or won't vote but have voted Tory at the last ten general elections turn out as usual. My money is on most of them doing so.
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Feb 15, 2024 11:01
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Just heard Rishi referred to as Prime Miniature, and I'm giggling like a schoolgirl at it.
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Feb 15, 2024 11:06
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Azza Bamboo posted:I imagine they'd shoot down that idea in an instant. 
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Feb 15, 2024 11:07
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happyhippy posted:Just heard Rishi referred to as Prime Miniature, and I'm giggling like a schoolgirl at it. Also the Subprime Minister, Half-Pint Minister, etc.
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Feb 15, 2024 11:10
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Prime Mini-ster
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Feb 15, 2024 11:18
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Zalakwe posted:
Polls really need to have two options: - don’t know or care enough to vote - know and care too much to let me vote for any of these cunts I’d guess 70% of so of this forum is in the second group; to what degree is it nationally significant? Pretty sad if Starmer does something pathetic that causes people to join that group, and gets only the feedback ‘Tories more popular this week; better copy them harder’.
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Feb 15, 2024 11:19
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Every taxi driver round here (my ongoing metric for the common man; Uber drivers in Sheffield) has been going on about how poo poo Starmer and New New Labour are. It's great.
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Feb 15, 2024 11:45
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radmonger posted:Polls really need to have two options: That's why you say you'll vote Green or for some exciting lefty fringe weirdo Otherwise there's nothing but tumbleweed to the left of Labour
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Feb 15, 2024 11:48
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sebzilla posted:some exciting lefty fringe weirdo 
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Feb 15, 2024 11:54
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Mebh posted:Every taxi driver round here (my ongoing metric for the common man; Uber drivers in Sheffield) has been going on about how poo poo Starmer and New New Labour are. It's great. This would be more comforting if they weren't doing the same about Corbyn in 2019. Even when the man on the street agrees with you it's probably for the wrong reasons. Yes I am very Eeyore about politics at the moment and following it is terrible for my mental health. Anyway, hey UKMT, today is your last chance to vote for who will be trustees of the Solidarity Fund that does such fantastic work keeping goons alive because the sixth richest country in the world has maxed out its credit card and just can't afford to!
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Feb 15, 2024 12:03
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sebzilla posted:That's why you say you'll vote Green or for some exciting lefty fringe weirdo I always end up voting Green, and I will never not vote, but I sure wish that vote did or meant anything. I was thinking about how I'd vote if we had a STV system. Would I even rank Labour or just leave their box blank? Genuinely would struggle to decide where to put them vs the tories.
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Feb 15, 2024 12:11
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it’s so mind bending that this guy helped finish off Robert Maxwell using a parliamentary privilege to read out a book chapter by Seymour Hersh
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Feb 15, 2024 12:14
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Reveilled posted:Appparently it's just named that because it goes through some areas of london which had big textile factories during the industrial revolution. Thank God and thank you just as much for bringing me this news
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Feb 15, 2024 12:15
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