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Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
butt dust sounds like a very uncomfortable gastrointestinal condition

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the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
that's what comes out of Joe Biden when he breaks wind

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
but if we are all butt dust and butt dust is the product of joe biden, that means we are his progeny. uh oh.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
Life is like a hurricane here in butt - burg
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes it's a, butt - blur!
Might solve a mystery, or rewrite hist'ry!
Butt Dust! oo woo oo

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


there's hard evidence that the butt loses .64 lbs upon the moment of death, evidence of the dust leaving the corpus to ascend

big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

Eat Shit and Die

Lipstick Apathy

Buck Wildman posted:

there's hard evidence that the butt loses .64 lbs upon the moment of death, evidence of the dust leaving the corpus to ascend

more like 64 lbs in your case lol gotem (u have a big butt)

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


makes for a comfier sit, I'm secure in who I am

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

she did nothing wrong

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021


seems like the bare minimum...

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.


"Posting" yeah

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

is jelqing ok

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Al! posted:

is jelqing ok

only on break, and only outside

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

well poo poo then I'm out

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

s/he did nothing wrong

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
i'm retated?

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

https://x.com/crotchner2/status/1757949114740797729?s=20

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


pulling the trigger and all those pink things shoot off backwards into his face

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/tomgara/status/1758176276357976154?s=20

Another reminder that journalism is the realm of the failingest failchildren of the upper class.

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


that's a lot of steps to not think twice on

Shyrka
Feb 10, 2005

Small Boss likes to spin!
She googled the number and still got caught out?!

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Lol awesome technique.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Buck Wildman posted:

that's a lot of steps to not think twice on

she's a professional columnist. even thinking once is too high a standard.

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
hm, they gave me a cia case number, which seems legit. no google results bringing up the cia case file though? this is a real quandary. i should proceed forward in order to verify this

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


https://twitter.com/depthsofwiki/status/1758241220554269044?t=rd52dwnmGiSnWeK-X6Ml_g&s=19

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

One More Fat Nerd posted:

https://twitter.com/tomgara/status/1758176276357976154?s=20

Another reminder that journalism is the realm of the failingest failchildren of the upper class.

Wallet inspector. May I please examine your wallet?

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

Just chillin' : )

One More Fat Nerd posted:

https://twitter.com/tomgara/status/1758176276357976154?s=20

Another reminder that journalism is the realm of the failingest failchildren of the upper class.

If I failed this hard, I would take this to my grave

There is no parable here, except that this woman is dumb as poo poo

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

this is the wildest bad dragon ive ever seen

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

Al! posted:

this is the wildest bad dragon ive ever seen

its called "the arbiter"

How!
Oct 29, 2009

The Oldest Man posted:

its called "the arbiter"

UNSC A Risk Worth Taking

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Chewbecca posted:

If I failed this hard, I would take this to my grave


seriously. i would have to hunt down and silence any of my acquaintances that learned of it. fuckin Omerta poo poo. good god almighty!

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Chewbecca posted:

If I failed this hard, I would take this to my grave

There is no parable here, except that this woman is dumb as poo poo

In case anyone was unaware, the companies that run these phone scams make them intentionally easy to spot.

Its way more efficient/profitable to run a dumb scam that works on 0.1% of people and takes an average person 10 seconds to figure out than to run a smart scam that works on 2% of people and takes an average person 15 minutes to figure out.

They are fishing for dipshits (and very lonely elderly people).

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

he's right lmao

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012




it's 2001, I'm watching jon stewart host the daily show

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

KoRMaK posted:


it's 2001, I'm watching jon stewart host the daily show

Ultralibs are so loving mad at his first episode, lol.

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The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Ultralibs are so loving mad at his first episode, lol.

Jon Stewart sucks rear end and has gotten worse over the years but the Democratic party line has gotten worse exponentially faster

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